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Originally Posted by True Disciple
Oh, but we don't have to use them ourselves. There are some very rich negroes around
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Excellent point, Brother True! Indeed, we have already supplied organs to some famous wealthy black clients. Among the more notable ones:
Idi Amin, humanitarian
Recipient of brain transplant. Donor was believed to be Adolph Hitler.
Robert Mugabe, economist
Another brain transplant recipient. Donor was Chicago School economist Milton Friedman.
Clarence Thomas, porn star
Recipient of tallywacker transplant.
Nino Brown, businessman (pharmaceuticals)
No actual transplant, but had numerous gold chains and other pieces of gold jewelry permanently grafted to his skin.
You can't imagine how proud it makes me feel to know that my company has been contributing to racial harmony by helping these upstanding members of the black community. They will no doubt serve as roll models to negro youth everywhere.