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  • BBQ ROLECALL

    From the Desk of
    MISTRESS COOKIE
    Chairlady of Freehold Elections


    RE: New and Improved FREEHOLD GUIDELINES FOR MAYORAL ELECTIONS


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    Candidates, as noted in the Electoral Guidelines, please remember that you must individually host a BBQ for the township on or before March 17th.

    This space is reserved for announcement and discussion of your BBQs.

    (Remember additionally, all BBQs must be announced on or before Friday, March 12th.)
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  • #2
    Re: BBQ ROLECALL

    It would be nice if the candidates used the social groups feature so that people could indicate whether they're attending or not. A poll would work, too, but they're so clinical.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #3
      Re: BBQ ROLECALL

      Thank you, Brother Nobar, for your suggestion, and all the hard work you've done on the elections, so far.

      I know Freehold can always count on you to help keep the process running smoothly.

      It is a comfort to all.

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      • #4
        Re: BBQ ROLECALL

        Save The Date: Saturday, March 13th
        BBQ at the Freehold Community Players Theatre!

        Come be my guest at a scrumptious outdoor BBQ, to be held at our very own community theatre on Dill Street!

        Hotdogs, hamburgers, pop, hard cider, and balloons for the little ones. Bring your favorite salad...and a friend!

        We'll also be treated to a command performance of the Junior Cadets newest touring "story-theatre" piece, The Singing Bee.

        The coals will be lit at noon, but you're welcome ANY TIME!
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        Attached Files

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        • #5
          Re: BBQ ROLECALL

          It's time for CHANGE in Freehold!

          ALFRED KING - BBQ EXTRAVAGANZA
          EVERYONE IS WELCOME !!!
          All Day, All Night, Saturday, MARCH 6 2010


          ALL YOU CAN EAT - ALL YOU CAN DRINK
          LIVE MUSIC

          Location: Holy Bible Road 9, Residence of Mrs. Johnson.
          Special dishes for children, vegans and vegetarians.
          Balloon artist for the children.





          The 100% SURE winner of the Freehold 2024 election. Let's make Freehold GREAT again!
          • Godfly: "TrueChristian™ friends. Maybe the things Mr. King says are true."
          • Johny Joe Hold: "my worthy opponent may have some admirable traits"
          • C. Reconstruction: "you are sincere"
          NOT endorsed by Donald Trump!

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          • #6
            Re: BBQ ROLECALL

            Originally posted by Alfred King View Post
            Location: Holy Bible Road 9, Residence of Mrs. Johnson.
            Next to my house???

            vegans and vegetarians
            I hope you realize I will not tolerate a gay party next to my house. You have been warned!
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • #7
              Re: BBQ ROLECALL

              Biblical Law is Coming!
              Come join candidate C. Reconstruction
              at an All-American BBQ

              Place: Estate of SayvedByTheLord
              100 Pearly Gate Drive. (north shore of Lake Freehold)

              Come and meet the candidate, enjoy BBQ, and Christian fellowship. Outdoor skeet range will be open, bring your own shotgun or use one of mine. Shells and clays will be provided. Or enjoy the indoor shooting range in the basement of my luxurious mansion. It is a 50 yard range, and can support both pistol or fully automatic rifle practice. Bring you own or use one of mine. I have a high speed Gat permanently mounted for the kiddies.

              Learn how the candidate will bring Freehold forward to become the capitol of a Biblically based government in America.

              Saturday, March 6, 2010
              Starts 8:00am and goes
              until food and ammo runs out.
              I have 3 bunkers full of ammo, and have 4 semis full of food
              being delivered today.




              Leviticus 26:27-29

              27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
              28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
              29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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              • #8
                Re: BBQ ROLECALL

                COME ONE COME ALL, JOHNY JOE HOLD BBQ

                I WILL BE HOSTING A BBQ ON THE CITY HALL LAWN, MARCH 15 AT
                7 PM.

                SINGIN', PREACHIN' AND PRAYIN' WILL BE THE NATION'S MOST FAMOUS ANTI GAY ACTIVIST, ANITA BRYANT.

                BRING YOUR APPETITE, BRING YOUR OLD RECORDS TO BE AUTOGRAPHED AND BRING YOUR BIBLE.

                JOHNY JOE HOLD, YOUR CADIDATE FOR MAYOR
                Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                • #9
                  Re: BBQ ROLECALL

                  Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                  COME ONE COME ALL, JOHNY JOE HOLD BBQ

                  I WILL BE HOSTING A BBQ ON THE CITY HALL LAWN, MARCH 15 AT
                  7 PM.

                  SINGIN', PREACHIN' AND PRAYIN' WILL BE THE NATION'S MOST FAMOUS ANTI GAY ACTIVIST, ANITA BRYANT.

                  BRING YOUR APPETITE, BRING YOUR OLD RECORDS TO BE AUTOGRAPHED AND BRING YOUR BIBLE.

                  JOHNY JOE HOLD, YOUR CADIDATE FOR MAYOR
                  Amen. Pastor Deacon Fred will be there to give the Benediction by the way.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #10
                    Re: BBQ ROLECALL

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Amen. Pastor Deacon Fred will be there to give the Benediction by the way.
                    Ow. That's a..., um, a nice gesture!
                    Psalm 81:10:
                    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                    • #11
                      Re: BBQ ROLECALL

                      Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                      Ow. That's a..., um, a nice gesture!
                      This is politics as usual in America Mr. Open. Once a Biblical Government is in place, God not man will decide.
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                      Ted Cruz in 2016 is the only hope for America. He is an anoited member of the Seven Mountains Movement. God and Jesus demand no less from real Christians and Americans.

                      Ephesians 6:11-13
                      11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.

                      12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.

                      13 Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand.

                      The state is a bankrupt institution. The only alternative to this bankrupt 'humanistic' system is a God-centered government. R.J. Rushdoony, Reconstructionist Theologian.

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