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THIS DAY IN HISTORY: APRIL 12th, APRIL 14th
2002 – A female suicide bomber "goes muslim" at the entrance to Jerusalem's Mahane Yehuda open-air market, killing 7 hellbound jews and muslims, and wounding 104. In "the religion of peace" suicide-bombing is the only job women are allowed to have.
1985 - Where's an abortionist when you actually need one? Brazillian harlot Jeísa Chiminazzo born.
This is the one and only reason Rio was chosen to host the olympics. Disgusting.
1968 – Nerve gas accident at Skull Valley, Utah. 6,400 sheep on a nearby indian reservation are killed by nerve gas, lots of vegetarians whine. Overall 230 metric tons of nerve agent were dispersed during open-air tests. There were also 328 open-air tests of biological weapons, 74 dirty bomb tests, and the equivalent of eight intentional meltdowns of nuclear reactors. A few dead sheep is a small price to pay for such progress.
1961 – Yuri Gagarin becomes the first human to travel into outer space in Vostok 3KA-2 (Vostok 1). A technicality - do Russians really count as human?
1955 – The "polio vaccine", developed by liberal-bias germunist Dr. Jonas Salk, is declared safe and effective. Safe? Of course water and a bit of food coloring is safe. Effective? Of course not. God sends plagues. It was prayer that wiped out polio.
1945 – US President Franklin D. Roosevelt dies while in office. He goes straight to hell.
1937 – Sir Frank Whittle ground-tests the first jet engine designed to power an aircraft at Rugby, England. Amazing that the same place that brought us the homosexual "sport" of Rugby also gave us that vital tool of international evangelism, the Private Jet.
1934 – The US Auto-Lite Strike begins. 1,350 national Guard Troops are sent in, including three machine-gun companies, sending two strikers to hell and leaving more than 200 injured.
1917 – German surrender-monkies surrender Vimy Ridge to the Canadian army, despite all the prayers of the "Evangelical Reformed Church" (see below).
1914 - An 11-day constitutional convention in Hot Springs, Arkansas, ends, founding the Assemblies of God false church. Now they are in the hot lava springs of HELL.
1882 - Germany: Another false church called the Evangelical Reformed Church is created by royal decree. Interestingly, Germany has not won a war since. Where is your "Gott" when you need him?
1877 – Transvaal: South African surrender-monkies surrender to British Empire. With a name starting with "trans", what do you expect? The move is ordained by God, South Africa is rich in gold, and as the Bible states: The silver is mine, and the gold is mine, saith the LORD of hosts. -Haggai 2:8
1864 – War of Northern Aggression: The Fort Pillow massacre: Confederate forces kill most African American soldiers that surrendered at Fort Pillow, Tennessee. Where's your "black Jesus" now?
"The blacks and their officers were shot down, bayoneted and put to the sword in cold blood... . Out of four hundred negro soldiers only about twenty survive! At least three hundred of them were destroyed after the surrender!" -New York Times, April 24 1864
This tough but fair disciplining of rebellious slaves is carried out under the orders of Major General Nathan Bedford Forrest, who is inspiration to at least one of us on this forum.
1861 – The War of Northern Aggression begins with Confederate forces firing on Fort Sumter, in the harbor of Charleston, South Carolina. They fired in self-defense, the fort was armed and coming right at them.
1776 – , North Carolina Provincial Congress authorizes its Congressional delegation to vote for independence from Britain. Note that this is according to the evolutionary theory of history, not Intelligent Design, which proves that America was intelligently designed by Jesus. (When they voted for Obama, they voted for independence from Real America. RIP South Carolina, America. 1776-2008)
1705 - Birth of William Cookworthy. A heathen quaker quack-doctor, he claimed that eating limes and sour kraut can cure scurvy, a plague God sent to sailers to punish their sodomy and masturbation. Thanks to him British people are still called "Limeys" and Germans are still called "krauts". That's his only REAL creation - two ethnic slurs. Unless you count the top tart "Vitamin C":
I'd rather die of scurvy than listen to her music.
1633 – The formal inquest of Galileo Galilei by the Inquisition begins.
The Jesuits regarded the ideas about matter expressed by Galileo in The Dialogue as further evidence that his atomism was heretically inconsistent with the doctrine of the Eucharist. At the end of the trail Galileo will be found "vehemently suspect of heresy," namely of having held the opinions that the Sun lies motionless at the centre of the universe, that the Earth is not at its centre and moves, and that one may hold and defend an opinion as probable after it has been declared contrary to Holy Scripture.
Psalm 93:1, Psalm 96:10, and 1 Chronicles 16:30 state that "the world is firmly established, it cannot be moved." In the same manner, Psalm 104:5
says, "the Lord set the earth on its foundations; it can never be moved." Further, Ecclesiastes 1:5 states that "And the sun rises and sets and returns to its place".
1606 – The Union Flag is adopted as the flag of Great Britain. Based on the flawed logic that two crosses are better than one, it just ends up making a big butthole. Now THIS is what a proper flag looks like:
1572 - French-born Swiss reformer Theodore Beza (John Calvin's successor) writes in a letter to Scottish reformer John Knox: "They whose citizenship is in heaven ought to have their whole dependence on heaven."
1204 – The Crusaders of the Fourth Crusade breach Constantinople's walls and enter the city.
Where is your orthodox god now? Too busy making icons cry to defend your heretic lives?
811 - Birth of Muhammad al-Taqi, 9th of Islam's 12 heretic imams (plagerized from the 12 apostles). He died when he was 25. How great is your "allah" if he kills his 10th best buddy at the age of 25? Tell me muslims, does this prove your "allah" a jerk, or just nonexistant?
1985 - Where's an abortionist when you actually need one? Brazillian harlot Jeísa Chiminazzo born.
This is the one and only reason Rio was chosen to host the olympics. Disgusting.
1961 – Yuri Gagarin becomes the first human to travel into outer space in Vostok 3KA-2 (Vostok 1). A technicality - do Russians really count as human?
1955 – The "polio vaccine", developed by liberal-bias germunist Dr. Jonas Salk, is declared safe and effective. Safe? Of course water and a bit of food coloring is safe. Effective? Of course not. God sends plagues. It was prayer that wiped out polio.
1945 – US President Franklin D. Roosevelt dies while in office. He goes straight to hell.
1937 – Sir Frank Whittle ground-tests the first jet engine designed to power an aircraft at Rugby, England. Amazing that the same place that brought us the homosexual "sport" of Rugby also gave us that vital tool of international evangelism, the Private Jet.
1934 – The US Auto-Lite Strike begins. 1,350 national Guard Troops are sent in, including three machine-gun companies, sending two strikers to hell and leaving more than 200 injured.
1917 – German surrender-monkies surrender Vimy Ridge to the Canadian army, despite all the prayers of the "Evangelical Reformed Church" (see below).
1914 - An 11-day constitutional convention in Hot Springs, Arkansas, ends, founding the Assemblies of God false church. Now they are in the hot lava springs of HELL.
1882 - Germany: Another false church called the Evangelical Reformed Church is created by royal decree. Interestingly, Germany has not won a war since. Where is your "Gott" when you need him?
1877 – Transvaal: South African surrender-monkies surrender to British Empire. With a name starting with "trans", what do you expect? The move is ordained by God, South Africa is rich in gold, and as the Bible states: The silver is mine, and the gold is mine, saith the LORD of hosts. -Haggai 2:8
1864 – War of Northern Aggression: The Fort Pillow massacre: Confederate forces kill most African American soldiers that surrendered at Fort Pillow, Tennessee. Where's your "black Jesus" now?
"The blacks and their officers were shot down, bayoneted and put to the sword in cold blood... . Out of four hundred negro soldiers only about twenty survive! At least three hundred of them were destroyed after the surrender!" -New York Times, April 24 1864
This tough but fair disciplining of rebellious slaves is carried out under the orders of Major General Nathan Bedford Forrest, who is inspiration to at least one of us on this forum.
1861 – The War of Northern Aggression begins with Confederate forces firing on Fort Sumter, in the harbor of Charleston, South Carolina. They fired in self-defense, the fort was armed and coming right at them.
1776 – , North Carolina Provincial Congress authorizes its Congressional delegation to vote for independence from Britain. Note that this is according to the evolutionary theory of history, not Intelligent Design, which proves that America was intelligently designed by Jesus. (When they voted for Obama, they voted for independence from Real America. RIP South Carolina, America. 1776-2008)
1705 - Birth of William Cookworthy. A heathen quaker quack-doctor, he claimed that eating limes and sour kraut can cure scurvy, a plague God sent to sailers to punish their sodomy and masturbation. Thanks to him British people are still called "Limeys" and Germans are still called "krauts". That's his only REAL creation - two ethnic slurs. Unless you count the top tart "Vitamin C":
I'd rather die of scurvy than listen to her music.
The Jesuits regarded the ideas about matter expressed by Galileo in The Dialogue as further evidence that his atomism was heretically inconsistent with the doctrine of the Eucharist. At the end of the trail Galileo will be found "vehemently suspect of heresy," namely of having held the opinions that the Sun lies motionless at the centre of the universe, that the Earth is not at its centre and moves, and that one may hold and defend an opinion as probable after it has been declared contrary to Holy Scripture.
Psalm 93:1, Psalm 96:10, and 1 Chronicles 16:30 state that "the world is firmly established, it cannot be moved." In the same manner, Psalm 104:5
says, "the Lord set the earth on its foundations; it can never be moved." Further, Ecclesiastes 1:5 states that "And the sun rises and sets and returns to its place".
1606 – The Union Flag is adopted as the flag of Great Britain. Based on the flawed logic that two crosses are better than one, it just ends up making a big butthole. Now THIS is what a proper flag looks like:
1572 - French-born Swiss reformer Theodore Beza (John Calvin's successor) writes in a letter to Scottish reformer John Knox: "They whose citizenship is in heaven ought to have their whole dependence on heaven."
1204 – The Crusaders of the Fourth Crusade breach Constantinople's walls and enter the city.
Where is your orthodox god now? Too busy making icons cry to defend your heretic lives?
FOOTNOTE: Don't believe scurvy and Polio are sent by God? Here are some Bible verses to consult:
Exodus 9:9-11 God punishes a sinful nation with Boils
Leviticus 14:34 God punshes a nation with "the plague of leprosy"
Num.11:33 For no obvious reason "the wrath of the LORD was kindled against the people, and the LORD smote the people with a very great plague."
Num.14:36-37God killed those that murmured against him with a plague.
1 Samuel 5:6-12 God punshes an entire nation with hemorrhoids "in their secret parts."
2 Samuel 24:13 To punish theJews, God sends a pestilence, killing 70,000 men (and probably around 200,000 women and children).
2 Kings 5:27 God makes a man, and all of his decendents, lepers forever.
Exodus 9:9-11 God punishes a sinful nation with Boils
Leviticus 14:34 God punshes a nation with "the plague of leprosy"
Num.11:33 For no obvious reason "the wrath of the LORD was kindled against the people, and the LORD smote the people with a very great plague."
Num.14:36-37God killed those that murmured against him with a plague.
1 Samuel 5:6-12 God punshes an entire nation with hemorrhoids "in their secret parts."
2 Samuel 24:13 To punish theJews, God sends a pestilence, killing 70,000 men (and probably around 200,000 women and children).
2 Kings 5:27 God makes a man, and all of his decendents, lepers forever.
You know, the USA sells cluster bombs to Turkey for just these situations...
The Streets of Istanbul running red with blood? We can only wish...
incident during CLINTON'S Operation Provide Comfort in northern Iraq, two United States Air Force aircraft "mistakenly"
Could hurricane Katrina have been prevented by having the Jonas Brothers drowned? The Bible says so.
I don't know which is worse: the fact that Sikhs sit there like sheep while their Guru murders people, or the fact that Sikhs painted a picture to glorify the fact that Sikhs sit there like sheep while their Guru murders people.
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