[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Satan's Toy Chest

You Explore It Human Body Kit



The human body is meant to be covered in shame and remain wholly mysterious; however, this fiendish kit encourages bodily exploration. I can proudly say that I have never had direct eye contact with any genitals or buttocks. I employ a viewing box similar to what one would use to observe a solar eclipse.



Notice the invitation on the box's cover for children to "grab it" and "pull it out." I am outraged!

I am afraid my eyes aren't what they used to be but is that a monkey wearing glasses in the ''scientist suit' on the bottom of the ''You explore it kit''. Is this some inside darwinian joke they are attempting there?

[Old Man Hatchet]

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I am afraid my eyes aren't what they used to be but is that a monkey wearing glasses in the ''scientist suit' on the bottom of the ''You explore it kit''. Is this some inside darwinian joke they are attempting there?

It looks like a dog to me. It's probably placed there to subliminally make children want to seek out the groin area.

[Old Man Hatchet]

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Sing-A-Ma-Jigs



This toy bears a striking resemblance to something else:

[Bobby-Joe]

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Sing-A-Ma-Jigs



This toy bears a striking resemblance to something else:

Open and shut case of encouraging children toward orally sodomizing their pet dogs. Probably includes instructions on how to lure their pet into a closet or some out of the way place before molesting it and a detail set of excuses for the dogs strange behavior to tell their parents

Jesus only knows how much abuse has been caused by this "toy".

[Old Man Hatchet]

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Full Body Finger Puppets



It's time for Mr. Owl and Mr. Zebra to get a prostate checkup, and your child's performing the examination. The makers of these despicable toys should at least have the decency to include latex gloves.

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

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Full Body Finger Puppets



It's time for Mr. Owl and Mr. Zebra to get a prostate checkup, and your child's performing the examination. The makers of these despicable toys should at least have the decency to include latex gloves.

Disgusting.

Not only that, Brother Hatchet, but we can assume that the makers of these recto-digital abominations intended that the children "playing" with them would make them talk. That's right. Talking animals. Just another of Satan's blasphemies designed to lure innocent children into the pit of aeternal fire.

[Old Man Hatchet]

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Cast and Paint Gesture Molding Kit

With this kit, your child can make a copy of his or her hand in any configuration. What sort of configurations does the toymaker encourage? On the front of the box, a sign employed by dirty hippies to denote "peace" and/or "orgy in two minutes" is proudly displayed. The "sign of the horns," used by Satanists, graces the side of the box.



Barack Obama gives a shout-out to his master, Satan.


Of course, nowhere on the box do we find a pair of hands folded in prayer. All we see are gestures that are anti-Jesus and anti-American. If my arthritis didn't prevent me, I'd have a gesture for this reprehensible toymaker.

[SUV]

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Just look at that homer! at the end of the line. At first glance, it appears as though he has an absolutely huge no-no, doesn't it?

They'll do anything to try to jack-up Sales of this filth

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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This jap toy infuriates me beyond words. God/Jesus is not a mere fortune-telling machine!

[David Micheal]

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This jap toy infuriates me beyond words. God/Jesus is not a mere fortune-telling machine!

Just looking at this picture makes me sick. I need to go to my prayer closet!

[Benedict A. Davis]

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This jap toy infuriates me beyond words. God/Jesus is not a mere fortune-telling machine!

What are these heathens trying to teach their children? God, like a robots, are here to serve humans? I hope they enjoy their next earthquake or tsunami, whichever our Lord decides upon!