[Brother Barnabus]

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Dear Brother Barnabus,
I'm glad to see your holy board being a fan of Germany. In our country, the regime is lead by a party named "Christian Democratic Union", which is quite left-wing satanistic and does not subsidy christian labour&purging camps. Let us pray for brain and rectal cancer on those antichrists and anarchists.
Yours,
Hans Lobgeist

Amen ... They are all probably Godless ,heathen ,communist and homosexual.
It is a package deal with those sinners!!

[Wide-Open]

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We use the word "dosenfleischen" (meatcanning) as a free translation of the word spam.

I think I remember a song about that.

"Und Ich dose dose dose dose den Schweinenfleisch".

Nena, I think. Was she a True Christian(TM)?

[Heinrich Brunzel]

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Have you seen this thread Brother?

5 reasons why God loves Germany.

Whoa! Now we should explain that we dislike Hitler. He had planned to destroy the churches and hang the pope. He tried to make himself a god.
Also we don´t like Martin Luther, as the german evangelists are always drunk and are most worst cardrivers. Martin Luther was always drunk and he was punished for hanging the thesis on the church doors without licence and starting the 30years war. We believe the pope is never wrong and absolutely perfect.
We like to see all people in the world as catholic and being as tolerant as we are.

[Levi Jones]

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Such a shame. They were catlicks the whole time.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Dear members of Land over Baptists, I am the administrator of the german
www.missionare-anschnur.org I would like to invite the creators and long time users in this forum as our guests. Maybe we can share some idea and thoughts.

Yours sincererly Heinrich Brunzel

Welcome to our friendly forum, and thank you for the invitation! I made an account there now, could someone please give me edit rights on my own postings? My keyboard sometimes does weird things, which I then have to fix.

[Heinrich Brunzel]

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I checked out your forum, but it told me something weird and I couldn't register.

I am so excited to see a sister church launched into another language!

Let us know what we can do to help.

Did you triy to get in at night (west european timezone)? At this time of night our board is sleeping.
We rise up early in the morning (westeuropean time zone).

[Heinrich Brunzel]

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Welcome to our friendly forum, and thank you for the invitation! I made an account there now, could someone please give me edit rights on my own postings? My keyboard sometimes does weird things, which I then have to fix.

I am afraid that will not be possible.We would have give the rights to edit to all users and since some lousy pests are trying to cause trouble on our boards, we sometimes edit their writings. I will take care of your postings and correct mistakes. Maybe you write me via PN what you want to have changed.
I have to see if its possible to give edit rights only to choosen Members and Guests.
By the way. I gave you entrance to "Der löbliche Bereich", there we can discuss without being disturbed by homosexuals or muselmans or atheists.
Hooray! Praise the lord!

[Hans Lobgeist]

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Dear Sirs,
Would you agree to be linked at my christian newspaper? I have translated it in english and added the name of your favourable church. It's about how to get rid of those bloody child witches in Congo, what is actually one of my life's most fabulous attainment...


Let us pray for many succes of my son and his many christian helpers, who currently are training for the first big witch execution this year. Horray!

illuminatedly smiling,
Hans

[Heinrich Brunzel]

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Warning: Don`t click on the image. There is a virus in it. We have to check out what causes it. I wrote Inquisitor Lobgeist about it, but I think he was already sleeping. If the admins here would please delate the image.
Inquisitor Lobgeist will send it again when it`s fixed.

[Lisa H]

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I was reading through you forum and came across a thread that claimed Kangaroo's do not exist. Would you please explain how you could deny a animal that God has created.

[Heinrich Brunzel]

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I was reading through you forum and came across a thread that claimed Kangaroo's do not exist. Would you please explain how you could deny a animal that God has created.

If god had created them they would exist. First let me tell you that I never saw a kangooroo in real live. There is no kangooroo meat to buy in the supermarket. Kangooroos you see on TV are just heretic dwarfs in costumes trying to fool us.
Just imagine an animal hopping around with a pouch on his belly. See how silly that sounds. We discussed the matter a few months ago and we even realized that there is no such country as australia. I never met anyone from this country. It would drop down from earth since the earth is flat and Australia is said to be DOWN UNDER. Some people pay lots of money to go to australia for a vacation. But then they realize there is no australia. The money is gone. They were cheated. This couldn`t happened to a real christian. We want to tell all the world that there are no kangoroos and no australia.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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If god had created them they would exist. First let me tell you that I never saw a kangooroo in real live. There is no kangooroo meat to buy in the supermarket. Kangooroos you see on TV are just heretic dwarfs in costumes trying to fool us.
Just imagine an animal hopping around with a pouch on his belly. See how silly that sounds. We discussed the matter a few months ago and we even realized that there is no such country as australia. I never met anyone from this country. It would drop down from earth since the earth is flat and Australia is said to be DOWN UNDER. Some people pay lots of money to go to australia for a vacation. But then they realize there is no australia. The money is gone. They were cheated. This couldn`t happened to a real christian. We want to tell all the world that there are no kangoroos and no australia.

So you have to see it personally in order for it to exist?

What kind of papist claptrap is that? Have you ever seen a witch? I have.

[Jedediah]

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I took a look at your forum, and I noticed that most people are writing in Swedish or French or something. While it is apparent that some of your members are capable of reading and writing in American, it seems that the majority of your forum members are unable to do so.

If your members are unable to understand the American language, how are they able to understand God's Word as given in His Perfect Bible, the King James Version of 1611?

God has always given His word to one people in one language to do one job - convert the world. We do our best to bring the Gospel to the denizens of lesser nations, but to truly understand His Word sufficient to spread the Gospel to others, speaking American is not really an option.

Zephaniah 3:9
For then will I turn to the people a pure language, that they may all call upon the name of the LORD, to serve him with one consent.

I exhort your members to adopt a pure tongue, God's Chosen Language.

[Heinrich Brunzel]

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So you have to see it personally in order for it to exist?

What kind of papist claptrap is that? Have you ever seen a witch? I have.

Did you burn her?
A thing didn`t really need to be seeing by me. I have also never saw an owl and yet I know that they exist. But just the description on a kangorroo seems unreal to me. So what.

[Lisa H]

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If god had created them they would exist. First let me tell you that I never saw a kangooroo in real live. There is no kangooroo meat to buy in the supermarket. Kangooroos you see on TV are just heretic dwarfs in costumes trying to fool us.
Just imagine an animal hopping around with a pouch on his belly. See how silly that sounds. We discussed the matter a few months ago and we even realized that there is no such country as australia. I never met anyone from this country. It would drop down from earth since the earth is flat and Australia is said to be DOWN UNDER. Some people pay lots of money to go to australia for a vacation. But then they realize there is no australia. The money is gone. They were cheated. This couldn`t happened to a real christian. We want to tell all the world that there are no kangoroos and no australia.

I find this very hard to believe. Considering I am currently residing in Australia. I assure you, indeed Kangaroo's do exist. If you really want to eat kangaroo meat, I would suggest you visit the pet food section.

You would see some of the strange animals God created that are in Australia in my Chat with Lisa Thread.

Kangaroo meat for sale. You could eat it but is not for humans.