This is an invitatation

[Heinrich Brunzel]

Dear members of Land over Baptists, I am the administrator of the german
www.missionare-anschnur.org I would like to invite the creators and long time users in this forum as our guests. Maybe we can share some idea and thoughts.

Yours sincererly Heinrich Brunzel

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Many thanks for the invitation. I see that your site had a very Christian view of the World. To be frank, I was impressed. I was particularly impressed by the way you made a great effort to bring a Black boy into your midst by making him feel at home.

I was also impressed by your Godly approach to the abomination of Sodomy.

Sir, you are doing a good job. Well done. If there is anyone here who can speak your unnecessarily complex language (proof of the Tower of Babel), I am sure they will visit and contribute.

[Heinrich Brunzel]

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Just write in english, when you visit us. There`ll be enough members o get along with the english language. The hardcore users are looking forward for your visit.

[John Creeser]

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Just write in english, when you visit us. There`ll be enough members o get along with the english language. The hardcore users are looking forward for your visit.

Welcome friend, I can't read German so I wouldn't really know where to sign up - maybe make a "WELCOME LANDOVER TC's" portion to your forum?

[Hans Lobgeist]

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Dear christians,
I also found your board by the work of grand-inquisitor Brunzel, and am glad to see that there are such famous real-christians in USA.

[Hartfried Traunstein]

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Dear Sirs,

as a former choirmaster and organist and now leading member of missionare anschnur i would highly appreciate your visit at our website too.

Yours,
Hartfried

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Okay, I am all logged in and everything, but I have no idea where to post. What section should I post in? Everything is very German.

Edit: I found a thread with the word "Christ" in it, and posted there.

2nd Edit: I have now started a thread also.

[Hans Lobgeist]

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Dear Mr. Jenkins,
you can post in the "Allgemeines" section, just open a new thread. We will be glad to welcome a strong believing christian.
Yours,
Hans Lobgeist

[Heinrich Brunzel]

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Just go on "Registrieren", Click on "Ich bin mit diesen Bedingungen einverstanden" (means you accept our terms), Write you name in "Benutzername". Jot down your email adress in "Email-Adresse",reapeat your email-adress in "Bestätigung der email-Adresse".< Put in a password in "Passwort", reapeat the password in "Bestätigung des Passwort".
Watch the registratio9n code and write it down as you guys see it. There`ll be no zeros. Send it by clickin "Absenden".
Voila! You approached our Board.
Hope to see you soon,
yours Heinrich Brunzel

[BelieverInGod]

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Oooh, I ran your rules through a translator, and I like them. I especially like the bolded ones.

Each board needs rules.

Hier sind unsere:

Here are ours:

• Die Moderatoren und die Brettleitung haben immer Recht!
  The moderators and the management board are always right!
• Anglizismen sind strengstens verboten!
  Anglicisms is strictly prohibited!
• Hier wird gesiezt!
  Here is gesiezt!
• Doppelkonten sind verboten!
  Duplicate accounts are forbidden!
• Das Neueröffnen von gelöschten Fäden ist verboten!
  The New Opening of deleted threads is forbidden!
• Dummheit wird mit der Verbannung bestraft!
  Stupidity is punished with banishment!
• Dosenfleisch ist verboten!
  Canned meat is forbidden!
• Gesichtchen sind verboten!
  Face are forbidden!
• Anmeldung unter 25 Jahren ist verboten!
  Application under 25 is prohibited!
• Gehen Sie zum Friseur, bevor Sie sich anmelden!
  Go to the hairdresser before you sign up!
• Jedes Profilbild darf nur von einem Nutzer verwendet werden!
  Each profile picture may be used by only one user!
• Zur Vorstellung ist der Vorstellungsfaden zu verwenden!
  To introduce the idea of thread is used!
• Die Brettleitung wird mit den Rängen und Namen angesprochen!
  The management board will be addressed in the ranks and names!
• Wer sich Anmaßungen erlaubt, wird verbannt!
  Who is allowed pretensions, is banned!
• Die Rechte an veröffentlichten Beiträgen liegen bei der Inquisition!
  The rights to published papers are held by the Inquisition!
• Nutzer, die sich mit Satzzeichen als Leerzeichen-Ersatz im Namen anmelden,sich satanische oder obzöne Namen geben, werden verbannt!
  Users who log on using punctuation as a space-substitute in the name you give to satanic or obscene names will be banned!

I wish I had spent more time trying to learn Swedish. Unfortunately I was an unruly child who was capable of hiding in very tiny spaces until my parents/grandparents/aunts/uncles/ anger had subsided.

So, are women welcome on your board?

[Hans Lobgeist]

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Every christian is welcome in our board. As far as I read, you seem to have a real christian point of view. Praise the LORD!

[Heinrich Brunzel]

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Oooh, I ran your rules through a translator, and I like them. I especially like the bolded ones.


I wish I had spent more time trying to learn Swedish. Unfortunately I was an unruly child who was capable of hiding in very tiny spaces until my parents/grandparents/aunts/uncles/ anger had subsided.

So, are women welcome on your board?

Well we have Frau Alpenzeller on our board. She`s an old widow and wasn`t touched since 1988. Some words to the rule translation. We use the word "dosenfleischen" (meatcanning) as a free translation of the word spam. Sounds very strange in german.
"Gesichtchen" are the Smileys we don`t like have used in our board.

[Brother Barnabus]

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Every christian is welcome in our board. As far as I read, you seem to have a real christian point of view. Praise the LORD!

Have you seen this thread Brother?

5 reasons why God loves Germany.

[Hans Lobgeist]

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Dear Brother Barnabus,
I'm glad to see your holy board being a fan of Germany. In our country, the regime is lead by a party named "Christian Democratic Union", which is quite left-wing satanistic and does not subsidy christian labour&purging camps. Let us pray for brain and rectal cancer on those antichrists and anarchists.
Yours,
Hans Lobgeist

[John Creeser]

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Dear Brother Barnabus,
I'm glad to see your holy board being a fan of Germany. In our country, the regime is lead by a party named "Christian Democratic Union", which is quite left-wing satanistic and does not subsidy christian labour&purging camps. Let us pray for brain and rectal cancer on those antichrists and anarchists.
Yours,
Hans Lobgeist

I like your style Hans!!