Greetings to all you Great men.

[Andre-Bartholomew]

Good evening to you all.

I'm Andre.

I have come to this forum in hope of salvation, and to speak with people which loves the Lord Jesus Christ as much as i do.

I hope I can get a place in your community.

Gods blessings.

Andre Bartholomew

[Halleluyah Rob]

Re: Greetings to all you Great men.

You know, we do also have great subservient women here that take care of their husbands.

What is your favorite Bible quote? Are you a closet-homer seeking the path of Jesus?

[Youth Minister Harry]

Re: Greetings to all you Great men.

Welcome to God's Forum™ on Earth. Please tell us more about yourself. How many sons has your wife bore you? What is your favorite Bible verse? Do you eat your wife's pie? Please tell us about that.

Blessed In The Blood Of Christ Jesus,
Harry Lester

P.s. I just noticed your profile picture. You aren't a God Damned cat lick are you?

[Andre-Bartholomew]

Re: Greetings to all you Great men.

Yes I'm sorry

also greetings to all the great women.

well my favorite quote most be: Matthew 5:39 But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also.


No i'm a straight Christian man.

I'm sorry to announce, that i'm not yet married.

But i'm seeking a woman, with the same strong faith, that i haw in my heart.

Gods blessings.

Andre.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Greetings to all you Great men.

Hello Andre and welcome to internernet's friendliest forum.

I was looking your profile and few question came in my mind. What is your favorite game to hunt? In what university of Lyon you can study war, economic and religious history? And what is your academic degree called when you graduate?

There were few other interesting things I am anxious to ask about too, but let's just deal with these first.

Yours in Christ,

Alphonse

[Andre-Bartholomew]

Re: Greetings to all you Great men.

Thank you for the warm welcome

Well my favorite game animal most be bears, or gazelles.

( have been traveling alot)

Well i dont study in Lyon, it's just where I live.

Well the 3 kinds of history is combined, in a Ph.D in History

well it's called A ph.D history or his here in France.

what are the other questions?

Gods Blessings.

Andre

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Greetings to all you Great men.

Well my favorite game animal most be bears,

Well i dont study in Lyon, it's just where I live.

Well the 3 kinds of history is combined, in a Ph.D in History

well it's called A ph.D history or his here in France.

Lot of wells there. Sounds really familiar, WELL never mind.

Bears you say, interesting. I've been doing some bear hunting myself. Where have you been hunting them and what kind of rounds you use in hunt?

Ok, so where do you study then? I am pretty sure that french do not call degree as doctor of philosophy in history, but I guess it's ok for you not to know it as you are not french yourself.

Do you like pictures of half naked men because of your interest in martial arts, or are you interested in martial arts because you like pictures of half naked men?

[Andre-Bartholomew]

Re: Greetings to all you Great men.

I forgive you for your sarcasm towards me

Well if you dont know it, then a Ph.D is a Scholarship you can achieve in almost any degree. like for example a Ph.D in Vet medicin.

well i hunted for bears in Norway, using a size 12 shotgun, with size 3 steel projectile.

I study at Sorbonne in Paris.

I cant make out how I look, and it was my best picture on my computer.

but yes i do study martial arts.

Gods blessings

Andre

[James Dewitt]

Re: Greetings to all you Great men.

I forgive you for your sarcasm towards me

Well if you dont know it, then a Ph.D is a Scholarship you can achieve in almost any degree. like for example a Ph.D in Vet medicin.

well i hunted for bears in Norway, using a size 12 shotgun, with size 3 steel projectile.

I study at Sorbonne in Paris.

I cant make out how I look, and it was my best picture on my computer.

but yes i do study martial arts.

Gods blessings

Andre

Hi ya Andy, I noticed your Avatar, Its Jesus, I am a Bit concerned are you a Catholic by chance? Say one other thing, why is it that French people eat stinky cheese?

[Andre-Bartholomew]

Re: Greetings to all you Great men.

Good evening my good fellow Christian .

well no i'm a baptized man, not some Catholic pope preacher.

haha well it's a good question friend

guess it's because it's made out of goat milk

[Brother Helge]

Re: Greetings to all you Great men.

well i hunted for bears in Norway, using a size 12 shotgun, with size 3 steel projectile.


Andre

That sounds very likely as the total brown bear population in Norway is 50 individuals (figure from 2001).

[Andre-Bartholomew]

Re: Greetings to all you Great men.

well yes that was from 2001

It's not illegal to hunt for bears, atleast not as long as it is licensed.

But then again moose hunting is also good

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Greetings to all you Great men.

Well if you dont know it, then a Ph.D is a Scholarship you can achieve in almost any degree. like for example a Ph.D in Vet medicin

Still, they don't call it Ph.D in france as you surely know.

well i hunted for bears in Norway, using a size 12 shotgun, with size 3 steel projectile.

Size 12 shotgun, with size 3 steel projectile. Did you buy them from women clothes department while you were getting skirt for you?

Boy, only place you have hold shotgun is in some video game.

Besides, bears are so rare in Norway that goverment gives only very few bear killing permits in year for local hunters. And yes, it is illegal to shoot bears with shotgun in Norway too.

[Andre-Bartholomew]

Re: Greetings to all you Great men.

Well i only said it in the English way, because this is an English forum.

I'm sorry, but just because you americans, cant get your guns big enough, it doesnt mean that a good old shotgun with european size 12 isn't good enough.

I'm sorry yes i have always wanted to hunt a bear, but yes my good sir, i havn't. I'm truly sorry


Gods Blessings.

Andre.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Greetings to all you Great men.

Well i only said it in the English way, because this is an English forum

Please, stop digging. First of all this is American forum. Secondly, English use gauge or bore(based on english pound system) as do Americans. So the the "size" I think you are looking for is 12 gauge.

I'm sorry yes i have always wanted to hunt a bear, but yes my good sir, i havn't. I'm truly sorry

This is very sad. I don't like lying and Jesus HATES it.

"Lying lips are abomination to the LORD: but they that deal truly are his delight" Proverbs 12:22

Yours in Christ,

Alphonse