[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: My Friend Is A Lesbian... Help!!

Your best bet is to vote Republican. That way you can stone her once we institute Christian theocracy.

You are an American, aren't you? In other countries it is not such a surprise to find out your friend is a dyke.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: My Friend Is A Lesbian... Help!!

Honey, you can't fix her. You can't "help" her.

Finally, the local God-hating lesbian gets one right!

Yes, Miss, you cannot fix your God-mocking lesbian friend. She has chosen to become a Georgia O'Keeffe fan of her own accord, even though she knows it means turning her back on God and damning herself to eternal torment in His Lake of Fire.


Don't even tell me you think this is supposed to be just 'a painting of a flower'.

Truly, the only thing you can do for your rug-munching friend is continually remind her that her perversion is causing God to hate her. She cannot be a Christian and be a lesbian, or a liberal, or a feminist.

We will be happy to cite Scripture to support this if you need it.

Has she considered one of the ex-gay ministries, like Exodus International? I understand they have a 7 or 8% success rate! (Most people who join don't REALLY want to become one with Jesus.)

[KobraKid]

Re: My Friend Is A Lesbian... Help!!

This is not a pick-up joint. Stop flirting with our other pretty guests.

Matthew 5:27-28 -- Yee haue heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adulterie. But I say vnto you, That whosoeuer looketh on a woman to lust after her, hath committed adulterie with her already in his heart.

Umm... I'm just warning her. I know her. I'm not flirting with her. But okay, whatever you say.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: My Friend Is A Lesbian... Help!!

Umm... I'm just warning her. I know her. I'm not flirting with her. But okay, whatever you say.

Please don't argue with a True Christian™.

YiC,

Z. Smyth

[Brother Temperance]

Re: My Friend Is A Lesbian... Help!!

Honey, you can't fix her. You can't "help" her. Gayness is just a fact of life, and if you don't start accepting now you'll have a hella time doing it later in life, when you learn that being intolerant get you nowhere. You have two options: Accept her, and keep your best friend, or reject her, and leave the both of you in the dust.
If you do choose to accept her, then I would advise you to not make a big deal out of it. Don't go having an aneurysm every time she mentions it.
I really hope you choose to keep your friend, but whatever you choose, I hope it works out for you. You seem like a nice girl.

You keep your mouth shut, young missy! GOD has already expressed His Great and Righteous wrath by turning this poor young thing's friend into a queer, if you continue flapping your sinful yap like this you may provoke Him further, and if God is angry there's no telling who He'll smite with the curse of gayness. Imagine if your sinful words caused me to turn into a homosexual - you wouldn't want that, now would you?

[AllIWantIsLove]

Re: My Friend Is A Lesbian... Help!!

Please don't argue with a True Christian™.

YiC,

Z. Smyth

I'm sure Michael wasn't arguing with anyone. We personally know eachother, we live in the same building. So I don't view it as flirting. He was just giving me advice. But I admire your spunk. I wouldn't argue with a True Christian. But i'm curious. Why is True Christian trademarked?

[jennabenna]

Re: My Friend Is A Lesbian... Help!!

It would actually make me intensely happy if you would come out of the closet. A lot of us are on your side. We're all waiting for you. You don't have to be afraid.

[AllIWantIsLove]

Re: My Friend Is A Lesbian... Help!!

It would actually make me intensely happy if you would come out of the closet. A lot of us are on your side. We're all waiting for you. You don't have to be afraid.

Uhmm.. Are you talking to me? xD But yeah. I guess I might as well. I'm pansexual. There.

[Bible Student]

Re: My Friend Is A Lesbian... Help!!

Originally Posted by jennabenna
It would actually make me intensely happy if you would come out of the closet. A lot of us are on your side. We're all waiting for you. You don't have to be afraid.

Uhmm.. Are you talking to me? xD But yeah. I guess I might as well. I'm pansexual. There.

Oh my goodness. That is just so very sinful. What is it about panda bears that you find sexually attractive?

[John Creeser]

Re: My Friend Is A Lesbian... Help!!

But I admire your s***k.

Can an admin please delete this filthy language!!!

[KobraKid]

Re: My Friend Is A Lesbian... Help!!

Oh my goodness. That is just so very sinful. What is it about panda bears that you find sexually attractive?

Pansexual means someone can love someone, no matter the gender. I hope you all know that she's joking with you. I'm sitting next to her right now. You all need to lay back a little. And sir, spunk is not filthy langauge. It doesn't mean anything sexual or wrong. It means she admires your perseverance.

[John Creeser]

Re: My Friend Is A Lesbian... Help!!

********** means someone can love someone, no matter the gender. I hope you all know that she's joking with you. I'm sitting next to her right now. You all need to lay back a little. And sir, ***** is not filthy langauge. It doesn't mean anything ****** or wrong. It means she admires your perseverance.

Stop that, this is a family forum!!!

[Pure_Angel]

Re: My Friend Is A Lesbian... Help!!

Pansexual means someone can love someone, no matter the gender. I hope you all know that she's joking with you. I'm sitting next to her right now. You all need to lay back a little. And sir, spunk is not filthy langauge. It doesn't mean anything sexual or wrong. It means she admires your perseverance.

Why would she joke about being a lesbian? It's a sin!
Are you her brother, father or husband? Does she have your (or her father/husbands) premission to post to theese forums?
And I don't know what s***k means, but if Brother John says it's a dirty word, then it is.

Yours in Christ
Elisabeth

[KobraKid]

Re: My Friend Is A Lesbian... Help!!

Why would she joke about being a lesbian? It's a sin!
Are you her brother, father or husband? Does she have your (or her father/husbands) premission to post to theese forums?
And I don't know what s***k means, but if Brother John says it's a dirty word, then it is.

Yours in Christ
Elisabeth

She wasn't being sarcastic!! Garsh.
She's my neighbour and a friend of my older brother. We were discussing the days events over coffee and a movie.
But okay. About the dirty words. I won't say them again. And neither will she. I'm dreadfully sorry.

[KobraKid]

Re: My Friend Is A Lesbian... Help!!

I'm sorry. She was being sarcastic. Not wasn't. This laptop is dreadfully slow.