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Old 01-15-2013, 07:02 PM
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Angry Got yourself raped & want an abortion? I PRAY YOU GET SUED!!

Friends,

The Bible tells us every single life is precious and that abortion is wrong (Genesis 9:6). The Bible also tells women to not dress like whores (1st Timothy 2:9). In this day and age women have completely ignored the Bible and indeed do dress like wanton sluts. As a consequence, they have brought a deluge of rape upon themselves. Just look at how this women is dressed!! The way God told you NOT to dress - is it any wonder why they get raped?





What is beyond infuriating is that the man who laid with her (and impregnated her with a precious gift from God) has NO RIGHTS WHATSOEVER when it comes to his child. Well guess what?

NOT ANYMORE WHORE!!!

And just who is standing up for the rights of "He who laid with her"? Paul Ryan of God's Own Party, that's who!!

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You know who just doesn’t have enough rights in this country? You guessed it, rapists. Thank goodness House Republicans are here to look after these put-upon American citizens.
Here Here!!!!

Paul Ryan fully supports the Fetus Rights Bill - Summary: To provide that human life shall be deemed to begin with fertilization.

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Section 2(2) states, “The Congress affirms that the Congress, each State, the District of Columbia, and all United States territories have the authority to protect the lives of all human beings residing in its respective jurisdictions.”
You know what this means right? It means the father of that precious child can now sue the whore and prevent her from murdering the baby!! (and more than likely succeed!!)

SHOUT GLORY!! JESUS WINS!!

It brings me to tears brothers that these poor souls will finally have some rights (and we can advance ground on the slaughter of the unborn).

Please pray the "Fetus Rights Bill" passes
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Tears of join indeed.

It wasn't enough that all women contemplating abortion in Texas be made to stare at a sonogram and listen to the heartbeat of the fetus to hopefully change their minds about having the abortion. We needed to have a means whereby life at all costs could be vindicated! Jesus is so happy!
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YES!! Now not only can you get sued, you can be ARRESTED!!!!

Sorry for the link to this uppity feminazi,

Iowa Anti-Choicers Admit They Want to Imprison Women for Abortion

Nine state representatives in Iowa have introduced a bill that would define killing a fertilized egg as “murder”. (That's the actual bill).

GLORY!!!! Take that you feminazi murderers!!!

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The point of this bill is, simply put, to throw women in jail for “murder” for deliberately ending pregnancies—and quite possibly for trying to prevent them, as many anti-choicers continue to insist, despite the evidence against them, that the pill and emergency contraception work by “killing” fertilized eggs. (They work by suppressing ovulation and preventing fertilization.) The language of this is quite expansive. They’re not only counting women who reach out to legal providers for abortion as “murderers,” but also women who go online and buy drugs for this purpose. The broadness of this suggests that they may even try to snag women for “murder” for taking common rue, a herbal medication women use to kick start their period (and potentially end an unwanted pregnancy) if they’re late.


This is a dramatic shift in the traditional anti-choice approach to discussing the issue of how to handle women who seek abortion. While I personally have no doubt that many to most anti-choicers fully intend and have always intended to get to a place where women are being jailed for abortion, the official stance of anti-choice legislators and activists is generally to deny believing that nearly a third of American women should go to jail for “murder.” Maintaining the illusion of disinterest in punishing women for abortion with jail is so important that after Rep. Cathrynn Brown of New Mexico was caught proposing jail for rape victims who get abortion, she rewrote the bill specifically to avoid the accusation.
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God bless the Republican Party!!!!
Can anyone help me see the true motives and intentions of the Republican party. I mean, I voted last election for the first time in my life. I wasn't too happy about the selection, and although really my vote doesn't count besides being some form of consensus - I am ultimately left with a question.

Why hadn't the republicans repealed Roe v Wade when they were in office? And now I see that some republicans are voting for gay marriage?

I realize that the electoral vote is in place because overall our forefathers knew that the avg citizen doesn't know what is best for the country, or even how to fill out the voters ballot properly.

The best news I had encountered came by way of the Arkansas Human Heartbeat Protection Act.

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Well there are Godly Republicans, and then there's RINO's (Republican in Name Only) who are only Republican because they believe that's the party that will get them elected.

Unfortunately if you live in an area where your vote goes to a demoncrat or a RINO, I'm not sure what you would do. I think most would vote for the RINO just to get more republicans into office.

I don't pay a lot of attention to politics. The election comes around, my husband tells me who to vote for, and that's kind of the end of it.
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I never figured out why these liberal sluts want to murder their children just because the father might have been a criminal. Killing a child is wrong, no matter what excuse you use. Usually the father hasn't even been convicted when the "mother" goes out to some baby murdering facility to have the innocent child exterminated. I think it's ludicrous to murder a child for what the father may have done. Only God knows what punishment the children and great-great-grandchildren of a criminal deserve, it is not up to us, and certainly not up to women, to decide on that (Numbers 14:18). It is just up to us to treat them as the sinners they are.
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I never figured out why these liberal sluts want to murder their children just because the father might have been a criminal. Killing a child is wrong, no matter what excuse you use. Usually the father hasn't even been convicted when the "mother" goes out to some baby murdering facility to have the innocent child exterminated. I think it's ludicrous to murder a child for what the father may have done. Only God knows what punishment the children and great-great-grandchildren of a criminal deserve, it is not up to us, and certainly not up to women, to decide on that (Numbers 14:18). It is just up to us to treat them as the sinners they are.
How many of them know their own fathers? or grandfathers? or great-grandfathers? or great-great-grandfathers?

Are they sure they're not a product of "rape"? According to Andrea Dworkin (one of the leading femnazi's) "All heterosexual intercourse is rape". So I guess that's why the femnazi's are always going on about getting pregnant from rape. Although getting pregnant from legitimate rape is practically impossible, according to their definition all pregnancies (unless created with a turkey baster) is a product of rape.

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Have you guys ever heard of the c-word? It's the solution to abortion. How many guesses will it take for you guys to guess it?
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Close!! As in close the abortion clinics.
Cut!! As in cut all public funding for abortions.
Chastity!! As in chastity belt.
Charge!! As in charge any whore for committing Murder!!

I think that would about do it!!
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Close!! As in close the abortion clinics.
Cut!! As in cut all public funding for abortions.
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Charge!! As in charge any whore for committing Murder!!

I think that would about do it!!
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All these answers are wrong. The answer can be found on this forum.
They're not "wrong" they're just not the answer you wanted.

My father used to tell me to put a quarter between my knees, and as long as that quarter stayed there, there was no way that I would get pregnant.

Is that "wrong"?

Yeah, I know what word you were looking for, but that's only for whores. No decent man will marry a whore.
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No decent man will marry a whore.
Let alone even date her. Considering how secular media and Hollywood choose to support the indecent lifestyle of loose women. The World and its ideologies are sickening. I commend the women that have decided to be obedient to God and follow His wise council. And for those who have, by any means become pregnant outside of the framework of marriage, I commend them who have chose to repent and side not with the World but of the unborn.

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I may not dress like a whore. But it's their choice. Its their body. Slut shaming is never okay. No one deserves to be raped. Victims are also innocent %100 of time. Rapists are not innocent. They deserve to die.
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Your being a bit unreasonable. Some women deserve to be raped. Rape can be very helpful to some women. A woman who claims to be a lesbian might never be cured if some man doesn't take the time to rape her. What about sluts and teases? Surely they are asking for it and if a woman asks for something it's only polite to give it to her.
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Your being a bit unreasonable. Some women deserve to be raped. Rape can be very helpful to some women. A woman who claims to be a lesbian might never be cured if some man doesn't take the time to rape her. What about sluts and teases? Surely they are asking for it and if a woman asks for something it's only polite to give it to her.
Exactly! In addition, woman may be raped because of her sins (Isaiah 13:11), because of the sins of her ancestors (Deuteronomy 5:9), or just because God wants her to suffer (1 Peter 3:17, Thessalonians 3:4, Isaiah 45:7).
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I may not dress like a whore. But it's their choice. Its their body. Slut shaming is never okay. No one deserves to be raped. Victims are also innocent %100 of time. Rapists are not innocent. They deserve to die.
The problem with your logic is that slut-celebrating doesn't work. More and more girls grow up to emulate Paris Hilton and try to out-skank each other. And for what? A little attention? When that attention doesn't work, they do whatever they can to lure a man, be it dressing like a slut, walking down a street at night, getting drunk and passing out, or even become employed and work in an office. They do this because accusing a man of rape will always get them the attention they crave. Well dear, I have news for you. JESUS CAN FILL IN THAT RAPE SIZED HOLE IN YOUR SOUL!!!

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I will never dress like a whore. Whores deserves to get raped! I hate abortion! It's evil and child abuse! Fudge, my French-Canadian and also German cousin supports abortion. And happens to hate the religion, yet she's Christian.

By the way, I'm not French Canadian, even if I was, I wouldn't support abortion.
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