[ZOMGITSANATHEIST]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

how is anal sex bad? a chick can't get preggers if you shove it in her pooper

[Born Again Bob]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

how is anal sex bad? a chick can't get preggers if you shove it in her pooper

Dear Friend,

They aren't chicks if they have fist-sized Adam's apples.

Yours in Him,
BAB

[ZOMGITSANATHEIST]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Dear Friend,

They aren't chicks if they have fist-sized Adam's apples.

Yours in Him,
BAB

dear 'friend' i am currently aware of this information. would you like to blabber some more usless information? like about your jesus, or the holocaust?

[Born Again Bob]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Dear Friend,

would you like to blabber some more usless information? like about your jesus, or the holocaust?

So you're a Holocaust denier? In this day and age?

I'll pray for you.

Yours in Him,
BAB

[ZOMGITSANATHEIST]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Dear Friend,



So you're a Holocaust denier? In this day and age?

I'll pray for you.

Yours in Him,
BAB

save your energy. no one is listening

[Casillas]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

What's wrong with anal sex?

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

What's wrong with anal sex?

What is wrong with it? It's disgusting and against nature!

[Born Again Bob]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

What's wrong with anal sex?

Dear Friend,

Are you asking if there's anything wrong with one man slipping his rock-hard penis into another man's anus, and softly stroking that other man's downy buttocks, and pushing, ramming, harder and harder, until they both scream out in joy spraying their seed to wind, and collapse in kisses and hugs? Are you asking if THAT is wrong?

Because if so, you're clearly a closeted homosexual and in real need of saving.

Yours in Him,
BAB

[Casillas]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Dear Friend,

Are you asking if there's anything wrong with one man slipping his rock-hard penis into another man's anus, and softly stroking that other man's downy buttocks, and pushing, ramming, harder and harder, until they both scream out in joy spraying their seed to wind, and collapse in kisses and hugs? Are you asking if THAT is wrong?

Because if so, you're clearly a closeted homosexual and in real need of saving.

Yours in Him,
BAB

Dear BAB,

I never stated which gender specifically. Nonetheless, homosexuality is wrong, yes, what about man giving anal sex to a women. Is that wrong?

[Born Again Bob]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Dear BAB,

I never stated which gender specifically. Nonetheless, homosexuality is wrong, yes, what about man giving anal sex to a women. Is that wrong?

What? Who would want to do that?

[Casillas]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

What? Who would want to do that?

Male porn actors, for one, to women porn actresses.

But there are also males who do it to their girlfriends/wives.

[An Aladam]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Young friend, some of us are passionate about spreading the word to evil doers, such as those who have evil sex. That means there are many, many people that we have to reach. Anal sex is had by most of the population nowadays, so there are references to it everywhere in the media, in commercials, in billboards, subliminal messages really. Sometimes, such as in the case of "Portal #2", the references are more explicit. I mean seriously, what else could "Portal #2" mean?

That makes sense I suppose. When I heard Portal 2, I thought of the first Portal game, in which I thought of Sci-Fi puzzle games. I'm not a fan of Sci-Fi movies or games, and so it's not my interest at all. Do they make any sexual references towards anal sex in the game itself or is this just a coincidence of title and slang?

[Spreadable Butter]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Young friend, some of us are passionate about spreading the word to evil doers, such as those who have evil sex. That means there are many, many people that we have to reach. Anal sex is had by most of the population nowadays, so there are references to it everywhere in the media, in commercials, in billboards, subliminal messages really. Sometimes, such as in the case of "Portal #2", the references are more explicit. I mean seriously, what else could "Portal #2" mean?

I disagree. Judging a video game simply by the title of it and not by the content within is being completely one-sided. For all we know "Portal" could be a reference to the afterlife, with the ending of the game simply finding eternal life. The "2" in the title is nothing but a sequel to its predecessor of "Portal", which, speaking from personal experience, has no sexual or inappropriate innuendoes.

By using the logic of this thread, having "2" in the title of anything would mean that it implies anal sex. Consequently, is 2 Thessalonians or 2 Peter referring to anal sex in any way in its title? Obviously not. So then how could we conclude that the coupling of the universal word "Portal" with a numeric value is to suggest "forbidden sex" when most no one here has ever played it?

[NonFalseWriter]

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First off, I'd like to say that this site is not in anyway a true representation of any sort of actual Christian beliefs. Secondly, although the main point of this topic is ten levels below moot and utterly pointless and obviously ignorant to the point of idiocy.

To the creator of this topic, "Seriously, you fool?" You quote Bible verses as if you have a somewhat basic understanding of them, yet you don't. In fact, you haven't even the SLIGHTEST idea of what any verse in the Bible means. You say Jesus says only to love Him and no one else (John 14:6). In your context of love, which I'm absolutely positive I understand in accordance with the rest of your very, very, very narrow-minded/short-sighted topic, this is false-Mark 12:31 "...thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself." Which brings me to an IMMENSELY huge point: Each and every single one of the "followers" of this >cult< are, in fact, not saved. Your belief in supremacy towards those who are unsaved immediately shows your ignorance in what Christ teaches. Christ teaches us to love, no matter who that person is, saved or not. Yet you come on this place promoting "guaranteed salvation" when you have yet to actually gain it yourself? I have yet to look up (and have absolutely no desire to) your "means" to salvation, but I am more than 100% certain that is complete, utterly, and wholly in any sort of context FALSE. True salvation in Christ comes by having a relationship with Him, not posting hate-messages a thousand times on some internet board. I honestly pity all of you in a way, since it clear that the cult this site represents is the exact antithesis of what it stands for. In other words, this site says it promotes Christianity, yet according to the Bible God would clearly frown upon this type of blasphemy. In a way this following could be classified as false prophecy in accordance with the Bible. You make seem as if Christians are ignorant, self-righteous haters of other people, when in fact (if they really are saved by Christ) they are contrastingly not. I'd like to spend more time pointing out the different false points in this thread just to show how insanely abhorrent it is to any person, but just being on this site depresses and agitates me. Really, it sounds as if you were raised in a racist, egotistical and nonsensical home. Every post from all of the users here (those from the site, not those who gave their response) sounds as if you were raised to self-edify and put others down your entire life. To any sane person this thread would seem as if you were trying to pull of a facade of Christian teachings when at its core it implements an almost KKK/NeoNazi/"Hillbilly" mindset.

Be glad that the first amendment protects trash like this.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

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To the creator of this topic, "Seriously, you fool?"

I will try to give your entire post a fair shake later when I have a moment, but one thing that really jumped out at me and made me feel sad for you was your use of language. I hope you don't die before you repent of it. As of right now, your soul is not in a state of perfect grace.

Therefore, if you were to die right now. You would go to hell. I hate to be the one to have to tell you this, but it's weighing heavily on my mind.

Matthew 5:22 But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire.

So, tell me how we don't understand scriptures again?