[Thomas Dalton]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

How is that not cherry picking? I'm really curious.

[Jedediah]

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I believe in the Bible, but only to a certain point.

And you still call yourself a Christian? Where exactly do you get off doing that?

Matthew 7:21-23
Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

Revelation 3:15-16
I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot.
So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

[princesshenryjosephshackleton]

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How you act as a Christian depends on how you interpret the Bible. I interpret it differently than you; that doesn't mean that I'm going to Hell. There are millions of possible interpretations of the Bible, why should yours be any more likely than mine? And if it does turn out that in order to get into Heaven you are required to beat your children, believe the Earth is flat, hate dwarfs and retards, and not watch harmless shows for little kids, then Hell might be a better alternative. I'd hate to share Heaven with someone who believes those things are right.

[Brother Harold Porter]

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How you act as a Christian depends on how you interpret the Bible. I interpret it differently than you; that doesn't mean that I'm going to Hell. There are millions of possible interpretations of the Bible, why should yours be any more likely than mine? And if it does turn out that in order to get into Heaven you are required to beat your children, believe the Earth is flat, hate dwarfs and retards, and not watch harmless shows for little kids, then Hell might be a better alternative. I'd hate to share Heaven with someone who believes those things are right.

My friend, would you "interpret" the instructions to replace a cylinder head gasket? Blue prints for building a house? Directions and warnings for prescription drugs? Of course not, you would read the instructions and follow them absolutely if you wish for a successful outcome.

The Holy Bible is no different. Read it, follow its every word and you will do well in this insignificant mortal life while earning a place next to Jesus in heaven for all eternity, praise God!

Now if you can show us where we have erred by following God's directions exactly as He had them transcribed, do not hesitate and we will address any errors we have made.

In Jesus Christ

[Rupture Joey]

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follow them absolutely if you wish for a successful outcome.

I've come across some really obscure plans before and sometimes when I follow them to the letter they don't work.

...Don't say " it's because god is punishing you," i mean come up with something more imaginative.

[princesshenryjosephshackleton]

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My friend, would you "interpret" the instructions to replace a cylinder head gasket? Blue prints for building a house? Directions and warnings for prescription drugs? Of course not, you would read the instructions and follow them absolutely if you wish for a successful outcome.

The Holy Bible is no different. Read it, follow its every word and you will do well in this insignificant mortal life while earning a place next to Jesus in heaven for all eternity, praise God!

Now if you can show us where we have erred by following God's directions exactly as He had them transcribed, do not hesitate and we will address any errors we have made.

In Jesus Christ

Matthew 5:30
And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

Does this mean that you should cut off your hands if you sin with them? If that was so, I'm sure plenty of you would be missing a hand or two.

[Brother Harold Porter]

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Matthew 5:30
And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

Does this mean that you should cut off your hands if you sin with them? If that was so, I'm sure plenty of you would be missing a hand or two.

True Christians™ do NOT sin! We are simply incapable of it.

1st John 3:6 Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
1st John 3:7 Little children, let no man deceive you: he that doeth righteousness is righteous, even as he is righteous.
1st John 3:8 He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
1st John 3:9 Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

Romans 8:33 Who shall lay any thing to the charge of God's elect? It is God that justifieth

Philippians 2:13 For it is God which worketh in you both to will and to do of his good pleasure.

1st John 5:18 We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not; but he that is begotten of God keepeth himself, and that wicked one toucheth him not.

In Christ

[Bill R. Briscoe]

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We do believe in cutting one's hand off and ripping one's eye out should you sin with them after finding and accepting Jesus Christ. That simply would not happen, though. To even hint that a True Christian™ is capable of sinning is borderline blasphemy because they are perfect.

Matthew 5:48
48 You therefore must be perfect, as your heavenly Father is perfect.

That's even in the same chapter you just referenced. Come on, now. And you said you don't cherry pick? Despite popular false Christian belief, lying will not get you into Heaven.

[princesshenryjosephshackleton]

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True Christians™ do NOT sin! We are simply incapable of it.

1st John 3:6 Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
1st John 3:7 Little children, let no man deceive you: he that doeth righteousness is righteous, even as he is righteous.
1st John 3:8 He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
1st John 3:9 Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

Romans 8:33 Who shall lay any thing to the charge of God's elect? It is God that justifieth

Philippians 2:13 For it is God which worketh in you both to will and to do of his good pleasure.

1st John 5:18 We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not; but he that is begotten of God keepeth himself, and that wicked one toucheth him not.

In Christ

What about 1 John 1:8-10?

"If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us. If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.If we say that we have not sinned, we make him a liar, and his word is not in us."

[Brother Harold Porter]

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What about 1 John 1:8-10?

"If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us. If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.If we say that we have not sinned, we make him a liar, and his word is not in us."

What of it? Indeed, True Christians™ have confessed of their sins and been cleansed. I was once a queer by choice, and a violent predatory Sodomite at that. But I asked for help with my disease, Jesus cleansed my filthy soul and I no longer sin as I walk with Him.

Of course all have sinned.

In Christ

[Bill R. Briscoe]

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What about 1 John 1:8-10?

"If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us. If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.If we say that we have not sinned, we make him a liar, and his word is not in us."

Before we go through the entire Bible where you cherry pick some verses and try to point out where you think we're wrong, try reading the whole chapter and understanding its context before rabidly posting a question about a specific verse.

Here's the whole chapter of 1 John 1:

1That which was from the beginning, which we have heard, which we have seen with our eyes, which we have looked upon, and our hands have handled, of the Word of life; 2(For the life was manifested, and we have seen it, and bear witness, and shew unto you that eternal life, which was with the Father, and was manifested unto us
3That which we have seen and heard declare we unto you, that ye also may have fellowship with us: and truly our fellowship is with the Father, and with his Son Jesus Christ.
4And these things write we unto you, that your joy may be full.
5This then is the message which we have heard of him, and declare unto you, that God is light, and in him is no darkness at all.
6If we say that we have fellowship with him, and walk in darkness, we lie, and do not the truth:
7But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.
8If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us.
9If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.
10If we say that we have not sinned, we make him a liar, and his word is not in us.

This whole chapter is about being Saved in finding Jesus Christ. You must confess your sins (by first admitting them. Such as masturbating to My Little Pony, e.g.). Once you've admitted and confessed, you may be cleansed of your sinful ways via the Blood of Christ. After that, there is no more room for sin, for you now know of the dire consequences of sinning.

You either understand the Bible, or you don't. There's no room for interpretation. We're not going to walk you through each chapter and verse hand-in-hand. This is something you need to do on your own. Read the Bible many times and understand each verse in its own context. If you have a question, PM a Pastor or a Brother. I'm sure they'd be happy to help if you approached them humbly, as you should.

First thing's first, though. Abandon that filthy satanic lifestyle and be one with Jesus Christ Himself. Jesus brought you here to be enlightened about "interpreting" the Bible.

One thing is for sure, you won't find Salvation in supporting a television program that promotes homosexuality and bestiality as though they were as normal as breathing and digesting food.

[princesshenryjosephshackleton]

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One thing is for sure, you won't find Salvation in supporting a television program that promotes homosexuality and bestiality as though they were as normal as breathing and digesting food.

Did you even read this thread? The only thing you have against this show is a rainbow-colored tail might possibly promote homosexuality.

[Alphonse Alban]

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How you act as a Christian depends on how you interpret the Bible. I interpret it differently than you; that doesn't mean that I'm going to Hell.

That says exactly that you are going to hell. If you do cherry pick and interpret bible, it means you do not believe in bible. As bible is written by the holy ghost, it means that you are blaspheming against holy ghost by saying that not all bible is true.

2 Peter 1:21 For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.

Mark 3:28 Verily I say unto you, All sins shall be forgiven unto the sons of men, and blasphemies wherewith soever they shall blaspheme: But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness.

There you have it, Jesus himself says that cherry pickers will go to hell. Are you really trying to say that you know better than Jesus?

[Bill R. Briscoe]

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Did you even read this thread? The only thing you have against this show is a rainbow-colored tail might possibly promote homosexuality.

Feel free to read one of my posts that was in direct response to you. If you want me to find more examples, I'm afraid you're going to have to pay me to watch any more of that horrid show than the 18 seconds I have already suffered through.

[princesshenryjosephshackleton]

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You don't really understand the concept of subliminal or brainwashing, do you? Just to further prove that My Little Pony is a complete tool to recruit young children into the ranks of Satan's army, I will show you just out of a small 18 second clip all of the things that are subliminally being taught to our children.

Word of caution: this is a link to a clip from My Little Pony. It is homoerotic trash and should only be viewed by people of strong faith.

>>>>>>>>>>*****DO NOT CLICK THIS PORNOGRAPHIC *****<<<<<<<<<

From these few seconds we can immediately see the attempt to show that a homosexual lifestyle is both acceptable and practiced frequently. When the rabbit is choking, that faggot Pony asks "Are you choking on a carrot?" This is obviously gay code for "Have you been practicing ways to please your homosexual partner by simulating oral sex on that vegetable?"

Oh really? It's obviously a gay code for something? If someone looks hard enough, they can find supposedly "gay codes" in anything. I'm sure there are plenty of things in the Bible that someone could consider a reference to homosexuality if they thought about it hard enough. Have you ever considered that they might have put that in innocently? Rabbits are known to eat carrots. If you saw a rabbit choking, you would most likely assume that he was choking on a carrot.

And she asks its nonchalantly. Somehow this is normal in the world of "My Little Pony." It's bone-chilling.

Fluttershy is naturally a calm person who says everything nonchalantly and calmly. This means nothing.

The second piece of evidence that this is trash is sending our nation's youth on an eternal field trip to hell is that the Pony is asking a rabbit, an animal, why it was doing something. Animals are made to be eaten (Genesis 9:3), not asked if they need water or why they are practicing acts of sodomy with a carrot.

For all you know, Fluttershy might be raising the animals so that she can eat them or sell them to be eaten.

This obviously tells our children not only is it normal to be gay,

How does this clip have anything to do with homosexuality?

but it is also normal to commit acts of bestiality (Hint: It's not. Deuteronomy 27:21). I won't even mention the recursive irony of an adult human male getting off on watching a Pony getting off on a rabbit choking on a phallus. My tongue tastes of bitter bile now.

You're connecting dots that no normal, un-perverted child would connect. If a child sees a rabbit choking on a carrot, they will not automatically think it's a reference to gay sex. Only a pervert would make that connection.

The third piece of evidence is that the Pony assumes the rabbit cannot breathe because of pollution. This is obviously suggesting that global warming is not a myth, which is completely wrong. It's pushing a fag-loving liberal agenda so that the children (or in this case, already gay adult males) grow up and give money to the Demoncratic party. It's absolutely abhorrent.

Maybe if you watched the rest of the show, you'd realize that the smoke is coming from a dragon, not from pollution.

The clip wraps up with the pony getting hit in the back of the head with the carrot that was lodged in the rabbit's throat. This affirms that the small critter was indeed practicing disgusting acts to later perform on his immoral partner.

The only thing that affirms is that the rabbit was indeed choking on a carrot.

These (not-so-much) subliminal themes and messages are corrupting our nation's youth and already very gay adult men. The general audience of this show needs to stop watching, start reading (the Bible), and pray it is not too late to save their everlasting soul.

So many people assume that all the adults who watch this show must be gay. This could not be any further from the truth. I'd like to see you show me a documented event of where a child has been turned gay because of My Little Pony.