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Old 10-03-2010, 02:37 PM
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(Thanks go to Brother Heathen_Basher for helping me with the scriptural side of this.)

Minecraft is not really a video game. It is amazingly much worse than that. It is as if Satan, Second Life and The Sims all had a huge sex orgy and Minecraft was the bastard child that came out of it. They even have a specific variant called "Lava Survival" in which children falsely learn it is possible to escape from Hell!

The horror that is Minecraft:


Defying God by promoting genetic manipulation!
First of all Minecraft shows us what the world will look like once the evolutionists finally get what they want and start genetically manipulating everything and everyone. This is not outdated software! This is hypermodern brand new software which is specifically designed to look like this! To mock God and His amazing creations everything has been made to look like idiotic cubes. Notice the tree and the pig are both completely made out of cubes! This is what will happen if we allow defying God's creation with genetic manipulation to go on! Minecraft is already manipulating our innocent children into thinking that all this is normal!

How this is defying God? As explained by Brother Heathen_Basher: Genetic engineering will take on a role beyond what God has given to us as His creation. The Bible states that all things were created by God and for Him (Colossians 1:16). As individuals we are made in God’s image and therefore should be subject to His plan (Genesis 1:26,27; Matthew 22:20,21). God designed all living things after certain "kinds" (Genesis 1:11-25). Too much manipulation of the genetics (altering species) could be delving into issues reserved for the Designer.

Turning children into sex slaves, or "griefing" as they call it.
There is not a single controlled Minecraft environment. Every pedophile can start his own Minecraft server and start luring in hundreds of innocent children. He can first let them build for hours and hours and then threaten to destroy their work unless they do his bidding. The Minecraft term for using children as sex slaves is "griefing". There is no protection whatsoever against pornography inside Minecraft and there is no control over what the inside chat function is used for. Minecraft is web browser based, so every child who can surf the web, can get lured in by an online pedophile. Since every pedophile can start his own Minecraft server, pedophiles can also track down your children using their IP address!

Joel 3:1 "For, behold, in those days, and in that time, when I shall bring again the captivity of Judah and Jerusalem, I will also gather all nations, and will bring them down into the valley of Jehoshaphat, and will plead with them there for my people and for my heritage Israel, whom they have scattered among the nations, and parted my land. And they have cast lots for my people; and have given a boy for an harlot, and sold a girl for wine, that they might drink."

Walking penises are part of Minecraft porn:


Pornographic drawing made by a child after Minecraft:


A Minecraft pupet masturbating over his insane creation, also note the big balls:


Destroying our economy!
Minecraft teaches children that you can create your own tools by combining ingredients instead of the American way of ordering online or going to Walmart. It teaches children they can farm their own food instead of teaching them the American way of going to McDonald's. It teaches them to waste huge amounts of time on making their own buildings instead of the American way of buying a house with borrowed money! It teaches children to be creative instead of watching commercials on television! All this clearly damages and ultimately destroys the American economy! It can be no coincidence that this game was created while Obama is in office!

Acts 8:1 "And Saul was consenting unto his death. And at that time there was a great persecution against the church which was at Jerusalem; and they were all scattered abroad throughout the regions of Judaea and Samaria, except the apostles."

It is clear why Satan worshipers all over the world love Minecraft:


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Just when I think all hope is lost, along come the indie developers. I built a humble golden cross, and politely commanded the other players to bow before it.

Those that didn't I undermined until they fell into the lava.
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Since every pedophile can start his own Minecraft server
Do you happen to know, how exactly one starts a Minecraft server? I think it is very important that I go online to warn all these innocent children! "Lo, children are an heritage of the LORD: and the fruit of the womb is his reward." (Psalm 127:3)

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Just when I think all hope is lost, along come the indie developers.
You're PRAISING them? You need to learn more about India, my friend.

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Video games are really going downhill. When I was a kid, video games did what they do best: trying to imitate big-budget, small-brain hollywood movies.

Now there's all this "indie", "community content", and "sandbox"....

"User generated content" is just a politically-correct way of "giving the tools of production to the masses" - the definition of SOCIALISM!

And "sandbox" or "nonlinear" are just polite ways of saying "no Gods, no masters", an anarchist slogan. They're setting up a generation to become socialist anarchists!

Game developers create worlds, comparable to how God created The World. Kids who grow up in virtual worlds will learn based on virtual reality, not God's reality.

God created a world were people need to be told what to do, and be given just enough power to do what they are told and no more. God created a world with boundaries, where you must follow a straight and narrow path. Video games should reflect this.
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This looks like the worst of the Super Mario games.
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It seems to be a recurring problem with kids these days.
To much video and not enough outside time and Bible study.
When I was a kid growing up in New York every day we kids would play wonderfull games, stick ball, kick the can, hide and seek and my all time favorite catch a nigra and make him wet himself. Each night it was 3 hours of Bible study and then off to bed by8:30pm. We grew up OK.
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BTW,

Do some research, please:

http://www.minecraft.net/about.jsp

Also, consumerism makes you go to hell you bastard!

Being creative, and unique and making yourself do what you wanna do is how ya get to heaven, cranky old man is totally hell-bound my friends, just like the Muslims and negroes.

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I don't know what all those silly pictures are for. When it comes to mine-craft, the more Isolamofascist terrorists that they can kill, the better.
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Thank you, now ill go play me some minecraft so i can be a gay sex slave!
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I wanna be a sex slave! yay!
Then I have some good news for you. You will be Satan's sex slave for all eternity once you die and go to Hell.
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You guys can't be serious about this right?
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Well, this game will again provoke school massacres.
I would never let my childs play any computer game.
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....... come on guys... this game has nothing to do with any theological topics at all... when you extrapolate and pretend there are correlations between what God's word really is, and things like this game, you start to sound just ridiculous. It is exactly things liek this that make people turn away from Christianity, thinking we consist of a bunch of whack jobs. God gave us brains to use them! Please do so in a manner that promotes God and his word wisely and biblically. Instead of falsely and misleading.

First issue:
Defying God by promoting genetic manipulation!
First of all Minecraft shows us what the world will look like once the evolutionists finally get what they want and start genetically manipulating everything and everyone. This is not outdated software! This is hypermodern brand new software which is specifically designed to look like this! To mock God and His amazing creations everything has been made to look like idiotic cubes. Notice the tree and the pig are both completely made out of cubes! This is what will happen if we allow defying God's creation with genetic manipulation to go on! Minecraft is already manipulating our innocent children into thinking that this all is normal!

.....Minecraft has low quality graphics and is about building things... that is why blocks are used...aka "Building blocks" If you have money to fund his game, im sure things would not look as "Blocky"

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Turning children into sex slaves, or "griefing" as they call it.
There is not a single controlled Minecraft environment. Every pedophile can start his own Minecraft server and start luring in hundreds of innocent children. He can first let them build for hours and hours and then threaten to destroy their work unless they do his bidding. The Minecraft term for using children as sex slaves is "griefing". There is no protection whatsoever against pornography inside Minecraft and there is no control over what the inside chat function is used for. Minecraft is web browser based, so every child who can surf the web, can get lured in by an online pedophile. Since every pedophile can start his own Minecraft server, pedophiles can also track down your children using their IP address!

Walking penises are part of Minecraft porn:

Where to begin... that is not what greifing is...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Griefing.... Ill just leave that there... this website can also track ips... does that mean you are luring children to your website..of course not, to say so is a logical fallacy.

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A Minecraft pupet masturbating over his insane creation, also note the big balls:
..those are his feet...nub

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Destroying our economy!
Minecraft learns children that you can create your own tools by combining ingredients instead of the American way of ordering online of going to Wallmart. It learns children they can farm their own food instead of learning them the American way of going to McDonalds for that. It learns them to waste huge amounts of time on making their own buildings, instead of the American way of buying a house with borrowed money! It teaches children to be creative, instead of watching commercials on television! All this clearly damages and ultimately destroys the American economy! It can be no coincidence that this game was created while Obama is in office!

It is clear why Satan worshipers all over the world love Minecraft:

...lol I remember that verse where God said "thou shalt join the political party...." Oh wait.....

Minecraft has no economic and political message I assure you...other than have fun building....

Please use your noggin.... Thank you and God bless
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You know i have looked around this site, and now i do agree with you guys, Minecraft is a horrible game.

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http://minecraft.net/boo/

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I haven't played minecrafter yet so is it a simulated miners' game like farmville where I can dig for gold or heavy metals? Or is it more of an action game like dig-dug? I can't imagine that there's any reason to play the game other than to get addicted and start sending your money to Mindcraft or whatever.
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....... come on guys... this game has nothing to do with any theological topics at all... when you extrapolate and pretend there are correlations between what God's word really is, and things like this game, you start to sound just ridiculous. It is exactly things liek this that make people turn away from Christianity, thinking we consist of a bunch of whack jobs. God gave us brains to use them! Please do so in a manner that promotes God and his word wisely and biblically. Instead of falsely and misleading.
So you seriously think God would approve of this horrible Minecraft? Did you ever even try to read a Bible?

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.....Minecraft has low quality graphics and is about building things... that is why blocks are used...aka "Building blocks" If you have money to fund his game, im sure things would not look as "Blocky"
Nonsense, the pig is not a building block so there is no reason whatsoever why it would have to look like blocks. Also modern video cards are very capable of rendering much more decent graphics. There can be only one conclusion here. The maker of this game wants to mock God!

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Where to begin... that is not what greifing is...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Griefing.... Ill just leave that there
So you are denying that in Minecraft griefing is about destroying the creations of others?

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Those huge constructions he is looking at are not his feet. You need to see an eye doctor.

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Dream on. When you wake up you will be in hell, with the other Minecraft sinners.
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