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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #91
    Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

    Hey there gook, I have a couple of questions for you boy.

    #1) Why do you think that God cursed your race with crooked buck teeth?

    #2) What are the secret ingredients to that Godawful "Chop Sooey" stuff? There's cat in it, right? What else?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Remy Lebeau
      LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
      President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
      Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 2058

      #92
      Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
      Well, I'm a married woman however, I could introduce you one of my unmarried female cousins
      A warning though...I don't think the cousin I have in mind has eaten sushi before...you might want to start with something a little milder than fugu.
      What did your cousin do to you that has pissed you off so badly?
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      • Rachael Van Helsing
        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
        • Sep 2006
        • 5131

        #93
        Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

        Originally posted by Remy Lebeau View Post
        What did your cousin do to you that has pissed you off so badly?
        Nothing really it just seems she could use a little 'action' and so, it seems, could HitoshiWhat would make you think that?
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        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #94
          Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

          Originally posted by Remy Lebeau View Post
          What did your cousin do to you that has pissed you off so badly?
          Brother Remy, being a feminazi and a liebral, she is naturally self-indulgent and perverted. She gets her sick thrills by arranging illicit assignations between the races, which infuriates Jesus, of course.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Hitoshi
            Professor of Engrish
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 446

            #95
            Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
            Well, I'm a married woman however, I could introduce you one of my unmarried female cousins
            A warning though...I don't think the cousin I have in mind has eaten sushi before...you might want to start with something a little milder than fugu.
            is enough Hitoshi for ALL your cousin.

            but I am more interest in you sugar bunny. who care if that you are married? Husband is never need know. what happen in Hitoshi bedroom stay in Hitoshi bedroom.

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            • Hitoshi
              Professor of Engrish
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 446

              #96
              Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Hey there gook, I have a couple of questions for you boy.

              #1) Why do you think that God cursed your race with crooked buck teeth?

              #2) What are the secret ingredients to that Godawful "Chop Sooey" stuff? There's cat in it, right? What else?
              okay first I am not have buck teeth and no body friend or family is have buck teeth give me break. Second chop sooey is CHINESE not Japanese and is not traditional but made by chinese immigrant in america. So really is AMERICAN food so you are know more than me.

              you are not have clue about other culture and needing for learn. you thinking everything not american is bad so you make jesus american. okay but picture I am alway see show jesus skinny. if jesus american he is look this

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              you are need ACCEPT other culture and for give of RESPECT.

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              • Pastor Isaac Peters
                Senior Pastor
                Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                Always Biblically correct
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 10639

                #97
                Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                (Sigh) And while I'm dreaming I'd also like a better job and a private island...
                Why is everything always all about you, you, you, all you, all the time? By the way, I'm sure all of your neighbors would like to see you on a private island, too.
                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                • Brother Temperance
                  Senior Usher
                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                  A very nice young man
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15621

                  #98
                  Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                  Another question: Why do the japs try to get away with having such blatantly obscene names? No white man would call himself Francis Fukuyama, that's for sure.
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • Hitoshi
                    Professor of Engrish
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 446

                    #99
                    Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                    Another question: Why do the japs try to get away with having such blatantly obscene names? No white man would call himself Francis Fukuyama, that's for sure.
                    but is not obscene in my language. and you are right no white man is have obscene name (is sarcasm).

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                    • Rachael Van Helsing
                      HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 5131

                      #100
                      Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                      Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                      is enough Hitoshi for ALL your cousin.

                      but I am more interest in you sugar bunny. who care if that you are married? Husband is never need know. what happen in Hitoshi bedroom stay in Hitoshi bedroom.
                      As for me, sorry, but I don't cheat.
                      Enough for all my cousins you say? Well, then, maybe I could introduce you to a couple more
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                      Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                      • Fish
                        Muttonheaded homer -- very confused young man
                        On the point of being banned for lying and libel
                        Foul Sinner on Moderation
                        • Oct 2006
                        • 318

                        #101
                        Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                        As for me, sorry, but I don't cheat.
                        Enough for all my cousins you say? Well, then, maybe I could introduce you to a couple more
                        Whereabouts in Australia do you live?

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                        • Rachael Van Helsing
                          HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 5131

                          #102
                          Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                          Originally posted by Fish View Post
                          Whereabouts in Australia do you live?
                          Whoa! Stay away from my cousins!
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                          Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                          • Enobarbus
                            Professor of English Landover University
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 3496

                            #103
                            Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                            Whoa! Stay away from my cousins!
                            I'm not sure that it's your cousins that he is after. It is most likely to be your husband that Fish is interested in, I'm afraid. His unnatural and perverted nature has made itself manifest on a number of occasions.
                            Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                            • Wu Ling
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • Oct 2006
                              • 12

                              #104
                              Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                              Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                              you are dirty communist who eat dog and kill girl baby. I am rather be fat dumb american over chinese any day. plus I am token Asian at landover here. you are need find different church forum okay.
                              Be silent capatalist imperialist want to be amerkan eater of own muck running dog. japanease are cheats at football and use hands instead of feet. that way they win by cheeting but not real win because China better team and dont cheet.

                              China have bomb. korea have bomb. We finish job amerkans didn't do properly poof go japan. you just laughed at person att landover you go okay.

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                              • Wu Ling
                                Unsaved trash
                                Under Investigation
                                • Oct 2006
                                • 12

                                #105
                                Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                                Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                                PRAISE! for the first time I agree with the lil yella guy.

                                One gook is enough. We don't need a cocky, smart mouth female gook telling us how it is. Doesn't she know her place? I wonder if her husband knows she is on his computer.
                                Be silent fat ass. nobody care waht fat ass amerkan women think. fat ass amerkan bitch have brains in boobs.

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