[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

I think Hitoshi may well be dead. I hear he insulted Old Man Hatchet one too many times.

[jennabenna]

Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

I don't always look at the dates. And you were on here too; what does that say about you, if it's so pathetic that I, someone who's been on for less than a year, am on?

[BelieverInGod]

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I like you, Hitoshi. You're not afraid to piss off these stupid baptist bigots.
My girlfriend and I were thinking of maybe honeymooning in Japan; do you have any suggestions as to where? I imagine you know better than we do.

So you're so desperate to find friends that you have to dig up 2 year old threads just to tell the person you like them?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

I see that JellyBelly has gone through the LBC graveyard and dug up Hitoshi's old thread.

I also note that Hitoshi never bothered to answer my question from 2008, so I'll re-post it in case he happens to pay the forum a visit.

Hitoshi, I was wondering how it is that Japanese people tell who is male and female. After all, the men are scrawny and smooth and small, and the women are . . . well, the same.

[jennabenna]

Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

I like you, Hitoshi. You're not afraid to piss off these stupid baptist bigots.
My girlfriend and I were thinking of maybe honeymooning in Japan; do you have any suggestions as to where? I imagine you know better than we do.

[Nobar King]

Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

Did you eat Nemo?

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

Yes, it's true:

[Susie]

Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

Absolutely Sister Noddy!

[Sister Noddy]

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Is it true Japanese sometimes eat food alive in restaurants and it stilll wriggles when your eating it?

Gosh, I think you may be right about that! Those nips eat slimy crawly sea creatures, and disgusting seaweeds, not ...

JESUS' ALL AMERICAN FAVORITES!

... like savory pot roast dinners and GODLY charbroiled steaks, rare and juicy in the middle!

Shall we pray, Susie?

[Susie]

Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

Is it true Japanese sometimes eat food alive in restaurants and it stilll wriggles when your eating it?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

Feeling abandoned?
Alone?
Without faith?
Yeah the truth hurts.

What is that, some kind of half-assed Haiku?

This is a thread to ask questions of Hitoshi, the resident Japanese, not places for you to get all poetical. Please exercise your poeticism in a more appropriate thread.

Incidentally, Hitoshi, I was wondering how it is that Japanese people tell who is male and female. After all, the men are scrawny and smooth and small, and the women are . . . well, the same.

[ElderUK]

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Why is there never a God around when you really need one?!

SUV

Feeling abandoned?
Alone?
Without faith?
Yeah the truth hurts.

BTW "a god"?
There is only one. You should really know that, you really should.

[Magikarp]

Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

You don't have to be a monkey God follower to know some of their language here is a simple guide, you need to say them out aloud

Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me A.S.A.P. - Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man - Dum Gai
Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni
Your price is too high!!! - No Bai Dam Thing!!
Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan
I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a facelift - Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here - Wai So Dim?
Has your flight been delayed? - Hao Long Wei Ting?
That was an unauthorized execution - Lin Ching
I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone - No Pah King
Do you know lyrics to the Macarena? - Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
You are not very bright - Yu So Dum
I got this for free - Ai No Pei
I am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi?
Please, stay a while longer - Wai Go Nao?
Meeting was scheduled for next week - Wai You Kum Nao
They have arrived - Hia Dei Kum
Stay out of sight - Lei Lo
He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka
He is a fat man - Wun Fat Gai

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3865/Learn+Chinese+in+5+Minutes/

[Bro Izzy]

Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

You don't have to be a monkey God follower to know some of their language here is a simple guide, you need to say them out aloud

Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me A.S.A.P. - Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man - Dum Gai
Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni
Your price is too high!!! - No Bai Dam Thing!!
Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan
I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a facelift - Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here - Wai So Dim?
Has your flight been delayed? - Hao Long Wei Ting?
That was an unauthorized execution - Lin Ching
I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone - No Pah King
Do you know lyrics to the Macarena? - Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
You are not very bright - Yu So Dum
I got this for free - Ai No Pei
I am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi?
Please, stay a while longer - Wai Go Nao?
Meeting was scheduled for next week - Wai You Kum Nao
They have arrived - Hia Dei Kum
Stay out of sight - Lei Lo
He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka
He is a fat man - Wun Fat Gai

[Magikarp]

Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

Is the stereotype that Asian drivers are the worst true? Because my freind is Asian, and he, umm.... well... He's horrible at driving, so to speak. Then again I have non-Asian friends who drive as bad as him, but just wondering.