[rolledupboob]

Re: Famous Masturbators in History

The movie stars of Hellywood all masturbate. And then they brag about it! What kind of example does that set for Christian children?

I love James Franco. I think we must all respect him for being a good christian and not being hypocritical. He is honest about his masturbation

[Mother Of Seven]

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I love James Franco. I think we must all respect him for being a good christian and not being hypocritical. He is honest about his masturbation

Utterly absurd! How is he a good Christian? From his wiki article:

Regarding his secular upbringing, he told The Guardian that he feels as if he has "missed out on the Jewish experience", but has been told not to worry about that by his Jewish friends and said in the same interview that he likes "the idea of religion as a source of community." When asked if he was a "believer," he responded "In God? I don't know. Yes. To a certain extent. It's a complicated question."[18]

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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THIS coon singer has publicly admitted to a deformity caused by excessive masturbating.

50 Cent Blames Bad Baseball Pitch on 'Excessive Masturbation'
The rapper also responds to Aziz Ansari's bit about rapper's lack of grapefruit knowledge

Last week, rapper 50 Cent made headlines not for his music – but his lack of athletic skill, throwing the worst first pitch in the history of MLB (and, well, since the invention of baseballs). But there's a perfectly good explanation for the debacle, and, as A.V. Club notes, it involves a different manual activity.

"I have a skeletal muscle injury on my left shoulder from excessive masturbation so take it easy lol," the rapper wrote Wednesday in his Reddit AMA session promoting new album Animal Ambition.

This isn't the first time he's defended himself from the lopsided throw. "Look, I'm not a professional baseball player and won't be any time soon. I'm a musician," the rapper recently told Rolling Stone, adding that he "did practice before going out there and it went great, all strikes!"

LOLs aside, the rapper's struggles with masturbation appear to be semi-serious – at least, if a series of tweets dating back to 2012 is any indication. "Step 1. To avoid the urge to masturbate stop going to porn sites," he wrote, followed by three more bits of advice (including "Do not go to strip clubs").

Elsewhere in the AMA, 50 Cent finally addressed Aziz Ansari's classic stand-up bit – a story about how the rapper didn't know what a grapefruit was. Turns out he goes way back with the tasty treat, and he doesn't take the claims lightly. "My grandma used to get me grapefruit juice as a kid," he wrote. "(Anzari)'s a comedian. Ima have his ass whoop if he keeps saying that lol," he said.

[NotSure]

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Sorry, I'm a little slow cos I'm quite high, but are you guys serious? I can't tell if you're joking or not. You know the bible is made up right?

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Sorry, I'm a little slow cos I'm quite high, but are you guys serious? I can't tell if you're joking or not. You know the bible is made up right?

Salvation is no laughing matter, friend.



Yes, the Bible is made up...of the greatest collection of advice, history and admonitions EVER!!!!!



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Famous Masturbators in History

Well it seems that a young man in godless Argentina (a suburb of Mexico), has made satan proud today. What a world we ive in, where perversion like THIS would even be mentioned in polite company.

Argentinian Man Masturbates 83 Times In 24 Hour Period – New World Record

La Falda, Argentina — Residents of a small town in Argentina are celebrating today as one of their own citizens has become the new record holder in the field of masturbation. From 8pm Thursday evening until 8pm Friday night, 22-year-old Hugo Lopez from the city of La Falda masturbated a total of 83 times. This new feat breaks the previous record set by a Thailand man last year.

Lopez spoke to reporters about the difficulty in achieving the new record. “Growing up I would practice all the time and took it very seriously. I knew one day my hard work and dedication would pay off. Thank you to everyone who made this possible.”

“Hugo would never leave his room,” Lopez’s mom Evita told CNN when asked about her son’s childhood. “He would just stay in his room for days at a time. We knew one day all that masturbation would pay off for him. He has made all his friends and family so proud.”

Lonnie Childs who is president and founder of Stop Masturbation Now does not agree that masturbation should be celebrated. “Masturbation is a gateway drug to rape. It leads to sexual dysfunction, erodes family values, and is a top ten cause of disease,” Childs said. “Kids these days want to break records. They want to see how many Rubik’s cubes can be solved or how many times they can masturbate. It makes me sick.

[Bobby-Joe]

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You know the bible is made up right?

I think you are mixing The Bible up with the Lord of the Rings friend. The Bible is about Jesus who is the risen savior of mankind. The Lord of the Rings is a fantasy about a wizard who survives his own death and flies off into the sky.