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Salvation Seeker writes, "But surely, even if one is.. uhm, given.. a tallywhacker of larger variety than usually found among True Christian™ Whites. It does not mean that ones blood is tainted by Ham? Right?"

Nothing to worry about, SalvationSeeker, your 5 inches are still within exceptable True Christian parameters. It's when you reach the 7.25 and over that you may have a case of hamitosis.

Christ cleanses the body and soul of all who except Him as their Lord and Savior, believing in everything He has writen in the Holy Bible KJV1611. I was once a nigra, but Jesus cured me.

Cueball writes, "You mentioned that nigras fancy themselves as "the king" by how they name nigra boys Tyrone (which you mentioned earlier means "king" in greek). I am also well aware that another popular nigra name is Leroy ("the king" in french). But what are nigras named Jerome supposed to be "king" of? (Or are they even kings at all?)"

Hmmm, "Jerome"? Not quite for, but it has something to do with jerry curl juice... It's way before my time. Maybe Rev. Williams would know.

2: As per #1 on this list with the nigra having this sort of "royalty complex," does this mean the reason why nigras hate Elvis Presley so much is because he was nicknamed "The King"?

Elvis was the King of Rock and Roll, the Hip Hop of his day, and a white man. The nigra seem to think he stole it from them first... as if nigra could invent anything without a joo's assistance. Then Micheal Jackson, the King of PoP(now Queen?), decided to turn white. Nigra are really bitter about the fact that they didn't invent "coolness". But we all know they have never invented anything.

3. You claim to have knowledge about other non-white races than nigras. Are any of these races superior to one another, and if so, in what order?

Whites:
True Christians™ (Born Whites, Ex-negroes, Honary white men)
Hellbound sinners (assorted eurotrash, homers, lieberals, barren women, etc.)

Non-whites:
Gypsies (those dark haired russians with names like Sletzvana)
Eye-talians (Glorified mulattos)
Joos (big nose wallet buggerers)
Mulattos (demi-humans)
Spics (border jumping freeloaders)
Dot heads (cow worshipping American wannabes)
American negro (wellfare collecting freeloaders)
Injuns (North American to south american)
Assorted Chinks(From China to Hawaii to northern canada to pacific islanders)
A-rabs (big nosed camel buggerers)
Negroidials (pure blooded African spear chucker)
Arboriginals (so-called neanderthals)

4. Why do those Louis Fairycan-worshipping "black mudslimes" wear those little bowties? I never understood the logic, because I've seen their camel jockey "cousins" (more on this in #6) in the Middle East many times on TV, and while I've seen them wearing teatowels over their faces, I never saw one wearing a bowtie!

Nigra aren't smart enough to tie a traditional tie.

5. Another thing I always wondered about the black mudslimes, is that they're known for standing on street corners selling something called "beanpies." What on our flat Earth is this supposed to be?! I can understand them being out on the streets selling fried chicken, watermellons, malt liquor, and crack, but this defies all logic.

A pie made out of the same stuff as pork n beans, but without the pork. They probably learned to make those pies in the prison were they originally converted in.

6. Why is it that nigras always think of everyone else as being their "cousin"? When I was a child attending a sickular school, it sounded like the only words they knew were "that's my cousin," and in fact, I even had a few of them call me their cousin, or "cuz" as they say for short.

"Cuz" went out of style in the early 90's. I don't even remember anymore.

Brother Temperance writes, "Are the Fruit of Islam actually fruits, on top of everything else?"

They cover up the women, they hold hands with other men in public, they wear fluffy shirts with the top buttons undone, and they have mustaches like that guy from the Village People.... make your own conclusion.
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