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  • #61
    Re: Reminder: God does not listen to the prayers of sinners.

    Weird, God has listened to my prayers, even though I've sinned. Hmm, or maybe I haven't?

    Blessed be thy.
    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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    • #62
      Originally posted by The_Revelator View Post
      Weird, God has listened to my prayers, even though I've sinned. Hmm, or maybe I haven't?

      Blessed be thy.
      I find it fascinating that you aren't sure whether or not you prayed.

      Yours in Christ,

      Z. Smyth
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      • #63
        Re: Reminder: God does not listen to the prayers of sinners.

        Originally posted by The_Revelator View Post
        Weird, God has listened to my prayers, even though I've sinned. Hmm, or maybe I haven't?

        Blessed be thy.
        Apparently, this one smokes demonic weeds, and is not aware of.....well.....anything. Thus, they have a continuous, stinky smell.

        Ephesians
        5:4 Neither filthiness, nor foolish talking, nor jesting, which are not convenient: but rather giving of thanks. 5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.
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        Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
        Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
        Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
        Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
        Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
        Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.

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        • #64
          Re: Reminder: God does not listen to the prayers of sinners.

          Originally posted by The_Revelator View Post
          Weird, God has listened to my prayers, even though I've sinned. Hmm, or maybe I haven't?

          Blessed be thy.
          I will give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you mean you are not sure if you have sinned. Let us assume you are some dirty little heathen, maybe a whore, queer or catholic.

          Let us also assume that you have prayed.

          Well then if this is so, we can only assume God wasnt listening to you, and that he was listening to someone else. The fact that you happened to benefit from someone else faith and Christianity means you should be all the more grateful to the True Christians around here.

          I would suggest sending a tithe for your miserable little life.

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          • #65
            Re: Reminder: God does not listen to the prayers of sinners.

            God does not listen to ANY prayers at all. Know why? THERE IS NO GOD. You'll all learn that when the dark lord Cthulhu rises from the waters and devours you all. MUWAHAHAHA.
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            • #66
              Re: Reminder: God does not listen to the prayers of sinners.

              Originally posted by CthulhuWaits View Post
              God does not listen to ANY prayers at all. Know why? THERE IS NO GOD. You'll all learn that when the dark lord Cthulhu rises from the waters and devours you all. MUWAHAHAHA.
              Yawn. Don't you have homework or piano lessons young one?
              Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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              • #67
                Re: Reminder: God does not listen to the prayers of sinners.

                Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                Yawn. Don't you have homework or piano lessons young one?
                Nope. I'm not that young, either, actually. Also I've known how to play the piano since I was 10.
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                • #68
                  Re: Reminder: God does not listen to the prayers of sinners.

                  Originally posted by CthulhuWaits View Post
                  Nope. I'm not that young, either, actually. Also I've known how to play the piano since I was 10.
                  How fascinating. Is there anymore boring, pointless trivia about your life you like us to delete about your pathetic little life before you go on to post something useful friend?

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                  • #69
                    Re: Reminder: God does not listen to the prayers of sinners.

                    Originally posted by CthulhuWaits View Post
                    Nope. I'm not that young, either, actually. Also I've known how to play the piano since I was 10.

                    Liar, you are definitely immature. I suggest more bible reading little one.

                    Deuteronomy 6:13

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                    • #70
                      Re: Reminder: God does not listen to the prayers of sinners.

                      Originally posted by Repentant View Post
                      Liar, you are definitely immature. I suggest more bible reading little one.

                      Deuteronomy 6:13
                      I'm not immature, you're the childish ones here.
                      The Great Old One will definitely choose you fucktards as the first ones he sends into a horrific oblivion. I hope you will enjoy it there. If I'm wrong, he is going to awake soon...perhaps in the next year, if we're lucky.
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                      • #71
                        Re: Reminder: God does not listen to the prayers of sinners.

                        Originally posted by CthulhuWaits View Post
                        I'm not immature, you're the childish ones here.
                        The Great Old One will definitely choose you piffletards as the first ones he sends into a horrific oblivion. I hope you will enjoy it there. If I'm wrong, he is going to awake soon...perhaps in the next year, if we're lucky.
                        Boring little boy is boring.
                        Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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                        • #72
                          Re: Reminder: God does not listen to the prayers of sinners.

                          Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
                          Boring little boy is boring.
                          If I'm so boring why not just ban me?
                          I'm quite bored, too. I don't know what I was thinking when I joined this website...
                          But like I said, feel free to ban me. I'm probably never coming back.
                          May Cthulhu be with you
                          This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY! --ADMIN

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                          • #73
                            Re: Reminder: God does not listen to the prayers of sinners.

                            Originally posted by CthulhuWaits View Post
                            If I'm so boring why not just ban me?
                            I'm quite bored, too. I don't know what I was thinking when I joined this website...
                            But like I said, feel free to ban me. I'm probably never coming back.
                            May Cthulhu be with you
                            Why would we ban you when you provide such an excellent example of the self-loathing incumbent upon those who perpetrate anal rape on their fellow man.

                            Besides, I feel sorry for you. You will be burning in Hell for all eternity on the receiving end of Satan's serrated and barbed tallywacker, having your intestines deep fried perpetually in his sizzling six hundred degree demon semen.
                            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                            • #74
                              Re: Reminder: God does not listen to the prayers of sinners.

                              Originally posted by CthulhuWarts View Post
                              If I'm so boring why not just ban me?
                              I'm quite bored, too. I don't know what I was thinking when I joined this website...
                              But like I said, feel free to ban me. I'm probably never coming back.
                              May Cthulhu be with you
                              Dear Hatemonger;

                              I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).

                              Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.

                              If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.

                              YIC,

                              --Pastor Ezekiel
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • #75
                                Re: Reminder: God does not listen to the prayers of sinners.

                                Originally posted by CthulhuWarts View Post
                                If I'm so boring why not just ban me?
                                I'm quite bored, too. I don't know what I was thinking when I joined this website...
                                But like I said, feel free to ban me. I'm probably never coming back.
                                May Cthulhu be with you

                                As Brother Harold has reminded me we need to reach out to the poor of spirit and mind, helping them to become one with God again:

                                Mark 10:21

                                Follow Christ and he can redeem you now before it is too late.

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