WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.

[Alphonse Alban]

Brothers and Sisters, depravity of Darwinist monkey-worshiper does not stop on verbal and direct attacks on God. They also use animals against Christianity.
Here are just few examples of species that should be banned all together. Keep your children and loved ones away from these creatures perverted by evilutionists. List will be updated later on, feel free to add on the list yourself as well.

Great tit
There is nothing great about tits. This is some feminazi ruse to glorify filthy lady bits.



Booby
Same thing here, trying to teach that it's OK to talk about boobies.



Sperm whale
One of the most deviant of all creatures. Spearhead of gaysexual agenda.



Woodcock
Another really perverted animal, made to promote self pollution with masturbation and making it cool to talk about tallywhackers openly.



Horny toad
I don't even have words. This is shamelessly promoting fornication and premarital sex! Disgusting.

Complete list of non-Christian animals so far

1. Great tit
2. Booby
3. Sperm whale
4. Woodcock
5. Horny toad
6. Pussy Willows
7. Woodpecker
8. Cockatoo
9. Aardvark
10. Cock
11. Naked mole rat
12. Cockchafer
13. Dik dik antelope
14. Rough-faced shag
15. Hawaiian aholehole
16. Titmouse
17. Non-biblical asses
18. Pink dolphin
19. Pink fairy armadillo
20. Geoduck
21. Homotherium

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.

... tit ... boob ... sperm ... cock ... horny ...

This is why biology should be outlawed. The "science" of species is a complete hoax as the Holy Bible already mentions all creatures created by God and saved by Noah with help from God. All species not mentioned in the Bible are drug induced hallucinations that only serve as an excuse to have gay sex. I never met a biologist who wasn't gay, that can not be a coincidence.

[Didymus Much]

Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.

...All species not mentioned in the Bible are drug induced hallucinations...

Like cats?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.

Like cats?

A lion's not a cat?

[Didymus Much]

Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.

A lion's not a cat?...

Lions are mentioned in the Bible.

Cats aren't.

Therefore, cats aren't lions.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.

This is why biology should be outlawed.

Amen, Brother! If we really, really look in to this matter, I'm sure we can find many more animals with names full of sexual innuendo. It does not stop even at animals, the whole nature has been perverted by monkey-worshipers. Just take a look at these.

Pussy willows
Seriously! I really don't want to have cooters thrown at my face in this manner! Damn you, Darwin!

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.

Lions are mentioned in the Bible.

Lions are cats.

FTFY

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.

These dogs, teaching children that the homer way of life is acceptable:


Shih-Tzu




Poodle





Cocker spaniel

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.

Poodle





Cocker spaniel

That's not even half of it, Sister. Those were not deviant enough for Darwin, so he had to name this as Cock-a-poo!

[Alphonse Alban]

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Woodpecker
Pecker is just another name for tallywhacker, look above for Woodcock. Darwinian bird watchers are total sex maniacs.



Cockatoo
Yet another sex bird. Mean literally "Another penis".



Aardvark
I don't even know what the hell this is, or what does it means but I'm sure it's something perverted.

[Skyfall]

Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.

What a very interesting thread. I remember wanting to eradicate some of the birds viewed in this thread but in Scotland and the rest of the UK owning a firearm isn't possible and air-rifles are under strict control.

Fantastic guide and thread.

YiC
Skyfall

[Freddy Osborne]

Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.

Oh my eyes!

The men must have an extermination season coming up soon, surely!


And those atheists believe that we descended from those!!? Well, I suppose it's understandable that those filthy perverts might want to think that's true, but they're wrong.

[Didymus Much]

Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.

Is that Crisco?

[Freddy Osborne]

Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.

Oh my eyes!

The men must have an extermination season coming up soon, surely!


And those atheists believe that we descended from those!!? Well, I suppose it's understandable that those filthy perverts might want to think that's true, but they're wrong.

I apologize for the graphic nature of the photo, Mother of Seven or is it Eight now?

Regardless, I should have warned all Godly women before posting such imagery- especially ones with innocent children.

I just hope that perverted dwarf see this and get any ideas.