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  • #46
    Re: Hitting Women is Neccessary

    Maybe she doesn't feel fresh down there or is otherwise repelling him with a strong odor. I've heard they make something for that. Pine-Sol or Febreze or something. Admittedly, I'm not up to speed on those feminine things, so I would ask a plumber or carpet cleaner before running out and buying anything.
    Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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    • #47
      Re: Hitting Women is Neccessary

      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
      No one said you have to, but you and your husband didn't make a commitment to the LORD. He's simply repulsed when he thinks about touching your naughty bits. Very different, dear.

      He didn't seem too repulsed last night.

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      • #48
        Re: Hitting Women is Neccessary

        Originally posted by Miracle Hope View Post
        He didn't seem too repulsed last night.
        Well congratulations! I knew the whiskey would do the trick. I hope you conceive a strong little soldier for Christ. Remember, if you have a girl, you didn't pray hard enough!
        Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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        • #49
          Re: Hitting Women is Neccessary

          Originally posted by Des View Post
          Well congratulations! I knew the whiskey would do the trick. I hope you conceive a strong little soldier for Christ. Remember, if you have a girl, you didn't pray hard enough!
          He wasn't drunk. Neither of us drink for fear of being drunkards.

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          • #50
            Re: Hitting Women is Neccessary

            Miracle Hope, I am wondering if you are related to your husband in any other ways besides marriage.

            If he is a close relative, The Lord will not bless your union.

            Also, there was a man named Tiny Tim who married a certain Miss Vicky on the Tonight Show, with Johnny Carson. He also did not believe in exploring the procreational necessities of the union, in defiance of God's laws. It turned out that he was a homosexual and he died.

            I think you might want to do some reconsidering, but I am not certain exactly which parts of your chaotic life you should reconsider.
            God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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            • #51
              Re: Hitting Women is Neccessary

              Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
              Miracle Hope, I am wondering if you are related to your husband in any other ways besides marriage.

              If he is a close relative, The Lord will not bless your union.

              Also, there was a man named Tiny Tim who married a certain Miss Vicky on the Tonight Show, with Johnny Carson. He also did not believe in exploring the procreational necessities of the union, in defiance of God's laws. It turned out that he was a homosexual and he died.

              I think you might want to do some reconsidering, but I am not certain exactly which parts of your chaotic life you should reconsider.
              No, we are not related. Incest is really sexy, but unfortunately illegal.

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              • #52
                Re: Hitting Women is Neccessary

                Originally posted by Miracle Hope View Post
                Incest is really sexy, but unfortunately illegal.
                Not in New Jersey (if you're both over 18) or Ohio (no age restrictions, but parents are ).

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                • #53
                  Re: Hitting Women is Neccessary

                  Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                  Not in New Jersey (if you're both over 18) or Ohio (no age restrictions, but parents are ).

                  But I don't live in NJ or Ohio. So...

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                  • #54
                    Re: Hitting Women is Neccessary

                    Originally posted by Miracle Hope View Post
                    No, we are not related. Incest is really sexy, but unfortunately illegal.
                    Originally posted by Miracle Hope View Post
                    But I don't live in NJ or Ohio. So...
                    So you really are married to your brother?
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                    • #55
                      Re: Hitting Women is Neccessary

                      You guys do realise you're taking advice from a book written thousands of years ago, right?
                      Rom.1:26-27
                      For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

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                      • #56
                        Re: Hitting Women is Neccessary

                        Originally posted by DemonThinker96 View Post
                        You guys do realise you're taking advice from a book written thousands of years ago, right?
                        I just checked all of the Bibles in my house...not a single one has an expiration date.

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                        • #57
                          Re: Hitting Women is Neccessary

                          Originally posted by DemonThinker96 View Post
                          You guys do realise you're taking advice from a book written thousands of years ago, right?
                          Friend,

                          How does morality have expiration date?

                          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                          • #58
                            Re: Hitting Women is Neccessary

                            Originally posted by DemonThinker96 View Post
                            You guys do realise you're taking advice from a book written thousands of years ago, right?
                            You left out the part about God having written this particular book.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • #59
                              Re: Hitting Women is Neccessary

                              I know that hitting women is necessary, as a foolish, air-brained woman, I pity the men who have to deal with me, and stay silent unless I need to say "yes sir" like in 1 Corinthians 14:34. I was wondering, is it biblical that my soon-to-be husband is spanking me? I have no objections to his dominion over me, but I worry if it will make me less pure.
                              "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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                              • #60
                                Re: Hitting Women is Neccessary

                                Originally posted by lstark16 View Post
                                I know that hitting women is necessary, as a foolish, air-brained woman, I pity the men who have to deal with me, and stay silent unless I need to say "yes sir" like in 1 Corinthians 14:34. I was wondering, is it biblical that my soon-to-be husband is spanking me? I have no objections to his dominion over me, but I worry if it will make me less pure.
                                I Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law. KJV

                                The passage you quoted does not require you to say "yes sir" but rather prohibits speech altogether.

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