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  • #1

    For sale: thousands of Mitt Romney T-shirts

    Those stupid workers at the factory didn't stop production until a couple of days after the election. I guess all they have is Fox News in Burma.

    Selling points:
    • They're quite absorbant.
    • .


    Anyway, they mostly look like this.

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    Tags: election 2012, fashion, mitt romney, obama reelection, shirts
  • #2
    Re: For sale: thousands of Mitt Romney T-shirts

    Are they flammable? If not, you could roll them up and use them as soundproofing/insulation.
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    • #3
      Re: For sale: thousands of Mitt Romney T-shirts

      Cotton is very soft and therefore has many "hygienic" applications. I imagine they are all 100% cotton, and certainly not of mixed fibers? I would prefer to wipe myself with Obama shirts, out of respect for Christ, but those are far too expensive for the dire straits our economy is in. I'm sure Our Righteous King would understand.
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      • #4
        Re: For sale: thousands of Mitt Romney T-shirts

        My wife will take 300 of them. We are going to save money during her unclean time.
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        • #5
          Re: For sale: thousands of Mitt Romney T-shirts

          Put me down for a pallet load. We can use them here at Landover Baptist University in the Animal Testing/Vivsection Department. You would be shocked at how much blood comes out of a Chimpanzee when you jab a fork in its eye.
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          • #6
            Re: For sale: thousands of Mitt Romney T-shirts

            The church will be donating a couple of tons of these shirts (in a wide variety of sizes) to Kenya for Christmas.
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            • #7
              Amen, Pastor

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              The church will be donating a couple of tons of these shirts (in a wide variety of sizes) to Kenya for Christmas.
              This warms my heart.



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              • #8
                Re: Amen, Pastor

                Originally posted by PetitionLady View Post
                This warms my heart.



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                Why do you hate Mr Obama? He seems a real stand up guy.

                I would have thought that being a black woman you would have been dead centre of his demographic.
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                • #9
                  Re: Amen, Pastor

                  Originally posted by FreeFromBrains View Post
                  Why do you hate Mr Obama? He seems a real stand up guy.
                  Why do you Obamaniacs turn everything into Obama worshiping? This thread is not about Obama, it is about t-shirts. Please bother to read a little before you take your finger out of your behind to hit that reply button.
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                  • #10
                    Re: For sale: thousands of Mitt Romney T-shirts

                    These sound like they would make great stocking stuffers! Say, speaking of Christmas shopping, I'd like to remind everybody that I still have plenty of the wonderful toy items available at the link contained in my signature below.

                    And by "plenty," I mean I haven't been able to sell even one of them. I would definitely be willing to give a volume discount to anybody who purchases three or more.
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                    • #11
                      Re: Amen, Pastor

                      Originally posted by FreeFromBrains View Post
                      Why do you hate Mr Obama? He seems a real stand up guy.

                      I would have thought that being a black woman you would have been dead centre of his demographic.
                      Don't ever call me a black woman again, you punk thug liar!


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                      him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
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                      • #12
                        Re: For sale: thousands of Mitt Romney T-shirts

                        One day in the near future, those Mitt Romney T-Shirts will be valuable reminders of a spectacular error.

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                        • #13
                          Re: For sale: thousands of Mitt Romney T-shirts

                          Send them back to Romney himself,

                          doesnt look like he will get that dream job and it might be a while before he gets another job.

                          his children can wear them for generations to come.
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