Why do they let mormons in the Boy Scouts anyway? They don't believe in Jesus.
Mormons are all fags anyway, aren't they? Ever wonder why it's always two young men who go traipsing around the world together on their "mission"? Apparently they thought the Boy Scouts would be a mormon version of cathlic schools - plenty of young boys to play Button Button Who's Got The Button with.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
No one likes to talk about it, but the founder of the boy scouts was a homosexual and a pedophile and the whole damn organization was set up to groom cute young boys to be obedient sex toys for the men who are in charge of them.
I was a Boy Scout and not a single time did any Scoutmaster's penis accidentally enter my rectum.
I do reccomend that no parent ever let his child ever join the Webelos. That is just asking for trouble.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it? Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
Brother Nobar got me thinking and now with the mormon infestation, I can't help but be a bit worried.
Should I check the boys rectums? I'm not exactly sure what I'd be looking for though....I assume the gays just have wide rectums? Bleeding maybe?
Damn it....queers every where these days...DAMN THEM!! DAMN THEM TO HELL!!!!
Being boys will be boys, keeping a close eye on your boys rectum is paramount.
I use a little trick I learned when I was a child from one of those all American spy movies (James Bond, I think). 'Q' would pull one of the hairs from his head, lick it and press it to the child's buttocks as to span the tight gap between cheeks. At the end of the day at evening inspection, if the hair was missing, you absolutely know the child was up to nefarious behavior and appropriate correction is called for.
As far as regular inspection, I look for items left behind deep inside. It is the only way you can be sure no one has violated them without their knowledge.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it? Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
Being boys will be boys, keeping a close eye on your boys rectum is paramount.
I use a little trick I learned when I was a child from one of those all American spy movies (James Bond, I think). 'Q' would pull one of the hairs from his head, lick it and press it to the child's buttocks as to span the tight gap between cheeks. At the end of the day at evening inspection, if the hair was missing, you absolutely know the child was up to nefarious behavior and appropriate correction is called for.
As far as regular inspection, I look for items left behind deep inside. It is the only way you can be sure no one has violated them without their knowledge.
Brother Hutchins, you just earned yourself a pie cooked by Mrs. Creeser. I could have not asked for better advice.
Well, off to the store to pick up some latex gloves
so if someones attracted to someone of the same sex there expected to never act on it, to never get married, to never truly fall in love,, i dont think thats fair
Fair? That's where you buy cotton candy.
A wise man's heart is at his right hand; but a fool's heart at his left. Yea also, when he that is a fool walketh by the way, his wisdom faileth him, and he saith to every one that he is a fool
Ecclesiastes 10:2-3
But whosoever shall deny me before men,
him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
~Matt. 10:33 ~~~~~~~ Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"
I heard a disturbing piece of news today. UPS has taken it upon themselves to cut charitable funding to the Boy Scouts! UPS has shown its colors as faggot lovers and this man for one will not support their homosexual agenda by patronizing their services again.
I pray for the souls of those responsible for this heinous choice, yet I have little hope. I do, however, rejoice in the fact that our good scouts will no longer have the taint of homosexual sympathizer money near them. Praise the Lord!
I have been in boy scouts all my life, hell i am an Eagle Scout and a leader now, and i will tell all of you that i do not believe that homosexuals should not be aloud to join they are people as much as we are, we all bleed red
And it is not that much of a christian organization ether, it is very pagan
Exodus 22:18
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
I have been in boy scouts all my life, hell i am an Eagle Scout and a leader now
Oh, just great, another scoutmaster who joined up to molest the boys.
we all bleed red
Lovely. You're a Communist, too.
And it is not that much of a christian organization ether, it is very pagan
I do think they should get rid of all of the American Indian rituals, but it's hard, because the Mormons run the Boy Scouts and they think that the Indians are a lost tribe of Jews. If the Mormons would only read the Bible instead of the Book of Mormon, they'd see how evil the Jews are and that would put an end to that nonsense.
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"We are a values-based movement and exploring faith and religion will remain a key element of the Scouting program. That will not change," he said. "However, throughout our 105-year history, we have continued to evolve so that we remain relevant to communities across the UK."
Leave it to the damned rotten mouthed tea bag squeezing Brits
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