[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

This reminds of some horrible rumors I heard about during my missionary days about sinners duct taping hamsters so they wouldn't explode when you debauched yourself on them. People who spread these rumors are terrible and cruel folks out to trick the unwary into embarrassing a illegal acts. Jesus will make those rumor spreaders pay for their lies.

[Negative_Cool]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Cool down Brother Nobar, remember your blood pressure.

This fellow is an Austrian. The duct tape they get is the inferior stuff made in the Orient. You and I have access to the good stuff, the original Duct Tape® made in America.

Another reason to thank God for not punishing us by being foreigners.

There is superior non chinese/taiwanese/malaysian/cambodain/vietnamese duct tape?

If this is true, please accept my apologies Brother Nobar, I may have been too quick to judge.

[LissyLovesHerself]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Hmm. Do you guys really think its right to beat your wives? If so then not good. Jesus doesnt want that. You poor, poor naive people. This saddens me.
By the way, you beat your wife when shes pregnant, you'll go to jail for possibly the rest of your life if caught. Have fun worshipping God from the cellar!
Mean and Woman are EQUAL! =)

[Negative_Cool]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Hmm. Do you guys really think its right to beat your wives? If so then not good. Jesus doesnt want that. You poor, poor naive people. This saddens me.
By the way, you beat your wife when shes pregnant, you'll go to jail for possibly the rest of your life if caught. Have fun worshipping God from the cellar!
Mean and Woman are EQUAL! =)

Equal doesn't mean the same, you sound like you have bought into all this pansy liberal propaganda. If I have to choose between what the Bible says and what some left wing bra burning hippie says, I'll choose the Bible every time!

Your brother in Christ, NC.

[Jordan]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Hello friends,

I noticed that you have a lot of threads about women and how they should act and be treated.
I discovered a situation that I have not yet found the answer to. You see, just the other day I walked in on my wife in the shower (I don't allow her to lock any doors in the house, unless I say otherwise) and I was led to believe that she was pleasuring herself. We have a retractable shower head, and when I walked in, it was near her devil's layer and she seemed unusually embarrassed.

Though I did punish her, I don't know what else to do beyond these lines.
I need advice on what the right thing to do would be.

Your Brother in Faith,
Dustin

You're a sick twisted man. piffle, like you are messed up in the head.

[Brother Wes]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Hmm. Do you guys really think its right to beat your wives? If so then not good. Jesus doesnt want that. You poor, poor naive people. This saddens me.
By the way, you beat your wife when shes pregnant, you'll go to jail for possibly the rest of your life if caught. Have fun worshipping God from the cellar!
Mean and Woman are EQUAL! =)

I pray that GOD will send you a GODLY husband who can properly discipline you and show you the way. This is a SERIOUS problem we're discussing here; we have no time for ungodly inquiries such as yours.

[Jethro]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I fear it is far too late for this poor lost soul.

She would undoubtedly enjoy whatever punishment we humans could inflict upon her.

Satan is sharpening his barbs for her.

I pray that GOD will send you a GODLY husband who can properly discipline you and show you the way. This is a SERIOUS problem we're discussing here; we have no time for ungodly inquiries such as yours.

[thatguy]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Beating your wife is illegal, @$$hole. Also, maybe she was cleaning it. Sounds like you're a control freak, too. [sarcasm]This site is full of lovely people.[sarcasm/].

[Negative_Cool]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Beating your wife is illegal, @$$hole. Also, maybe she was cleaning it. Sounds like you're a control freak, too. [sarcasm]This site is full of lovely people.[sarcasm/].

It is not illegal. If it was illegal to hit someone then boxing, ice hockey and dwarf tossing would all be illegal too. It is only illegal if the other person doesn't want to be hit and a Godly True Christian wife understands the importance of discipline.

[father Wilders]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

idiots!! Sexuality is evolutional burned in your dna, why do you think priests abuse litlle boys? because they are not allowed to have a woman, idiots!!

[Wide-Open]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

idiots!! Sexuality is evolutional burned in your dna, why do you think priests abuse litlle boys? because they are not allowed to have a woman, idiots!!

Hold on: are you telling us you are SO STUPID that you don't know the difference between cathlycks, protestants, and US?

You little stupid bong sniffing finger-in-dyke sticking underachieving Dutch maggot. I bet you even LOOK like Balkenende.

Of course us Pastors are allowed to marry. Get with the program, you are not half as smart as you think you are.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

idiots!! Sexuality is evolutional burned in your dna, why do you think priests abuse litlle boys? because they are not allowed to have a woman, idiots!!

Catholic priests abuse little boys, and are not allowed to marry, because they belong to a depraved cult in which they worship a demon disguised as Christ's mother. You don't see us True Christians™ doing that.

[Elmer Christianson]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I was thinkin about how the gals used to bathe in Petticoat Junction. Sort of makse sense to me. Frees up the bathroom from their hour long ordeal!

[theunderdog]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Nonsense brother, beat the hellfire out of her! In the old days a REAL man never hesitated to throw his wife a good beating, regardless of whether she was pregnant or not. Back then they didn't buy into all this liberal sissy sensitivity and tolerance foolishness. Pound her HARD.

My father used to slug momma in the gut when she was pregnant with me, and it taught her AND me a lesson! I turned out fine, so will your son!

EDIT: Brother Nobar has some good advice, but make sure she doesn't take a step-ladder into the shower with her to enable her to reach the mounted shower head.

No, you did not turn out "fine". The fact that you're even on this forum (and have a good reputation) confirms that. Beating pregnant women can result in the baby having deformities, mental/physical retardations, and lots of other things. I believe someone else said this already, but I'll say it again. Beating a woman is the ultimate form of cowardice. It means that you don't have the balls to fight a man, or like one. That's like sneaking up behind someone then shooting them in the back of the head. Oh, and I'm sure that this will ban me, so I'll say a few things. 1: I'm a queer. Yeah, didn't think you could get rid of me that easily, did you? 2: This goes without saying, but I'll say it anyway. Evey single person on this forum who isn't classified as unsaved trash or worse will DEFINITELY (I mean beyond a shadow of a doubt) be going to Hell (don't even try to edit this and switch it to Heaven, denying it isn't going to change a damn thing). Why? Because lying is a sin, as well as nearly eveything else that you do. 3: For those of you who pretend that you're really important (this goes for you Nobar, Ezekiel, and others): you're not. Period. I really don't care if you have the power to ban me, it doesn't mean anything outside this forum. Sorry everyone I've become friends with to leave you so soon, but it's necessary to get my point across. Finally, when you're standing at the gates of Hell, waiting to go in and burn for everything you've done, I like to entertain the notion that the only thought going through your mind will be "I should have listened to them". Because you will. Delete this post if you will, but all unsaved trash, try to quote this as much as possible so that more people see it. And with that, as the French say, adieu.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Beating pregnant women can result in the baby having deformities, mental/physical retardations, and lots of other things.

All of these things result from the fact That the baby made Jesus angry while in utero.

I believe someone else said this already, but I'll say it again. Beating a woman is the ultimate form of cowardice. It means that you don't have the balls to fight a man, or like one.

God commands that women be correctly guided to Salvation©.