[HTannor]

Re: My Dinner with televangelist Jan Crouch

Your words are powerful, Sister BIG.

For the life of me I can't understand why Unsaved Trash comes in here when they are clearly God haters and mockers.

[cigary]

Re: My Dinner with televangelist Jan Crouch

Somebody put "Unsaved Trash" under my Avatar...which would be the Administrators. Explain to me how "good people" like yourselves who obviously have Gods right ear ( puhleeeeze) are so busy touting themselves as Christians....you're demons who need to be cast out. You're sick self serving children of the Devil who beg for money,,,think of themselves as "better" than others and then label others as "scum"....are you kidding me? You crazy people best start getting used to BBQ's cuz you're going to be one of the many briquets on Hells BBQ!

[landoverlover]

Re: My Dinner with televangelist Jan Crouch

I hope you will convey 'best wishes' to Paul. He's looking a bit like Lurch on the Addams Family, sad to say. Are you sure it's just a stomach thing?

[Bobby-Joe]

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Somebody put "Unsaved Trash" under my Avatar...which would be the Administrators. Explain to me how "good people" like yourselves who obviously have Gods right ear ( puhleeeeze) are so busy touting themselves as Christians....you're demons who need to be cast out. You're sick self serving children of the Devil who beg for money,,,think of themselves as "better" than others and then label others as "scum"....are you kidding me? You crazy people best start getting used to BBQ's cuz you're going to be one of the many briquets on Hells BBQ!

You can't judge us friend.

Matthew 7:1
Judge not, that ye be not judged.

That's Jesus talking friend.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: My Dinner with televangelist Jan Crouch

Somebody put "Unsaved Trash" under my Avatar...which would be the Administrators. Explain to me how "good people" like yourselves who obviously have Gods right ear ( puhleeeeze) are so busy touting themselves as Christians....you're demons who need to be cast out. You're sick self serving children of the Devil who beg for money,,,think of themselves as "better" than others and then label others as "scum"....are you kidding me? You crazy people best start getting used to BBQ's cuz you're going to be one of the many briquets on Hells BBQ!

Look if you don't like it here, just click the little red X at the top right of your browser. Everyone starts out as unsaved trash, you're not that special. You have to prove yourself a True Christian, which I must say you are failing miserably at.

And who here has begged you for money? Anyone? Who's making unfounded judgments?

Anyway, wasn't today the first day of school? Why aren't you there?

[Brother Temperance]

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What piety! Just reading this makes me want to wretch when I think of those who think of themselves as better than they really are. How vain to think of yourself driving in your Mercedes going to upscale bars

Do you think that getting the bus to a cheap pub is somehow Godlier?

tipping with C notes.

Do you think that being a lousy tipper is Godlier?

you have no idea the harm you do just by pretending to be Gods chosen. You undo in one evening what it takes true evangelists years to set examples. Enjoy your riches in this life because eternity is just around the corner where you will be judged for the things done in this life. Hypocrisy is truly an ugly thing to behold....I don't have a C note to tip you Mr. Osborne but I do have a warning...start investing in some asbestos underwear cuz you're going to need it where you're going.

What, for the sin of having a nice car and tipping well? You clearly have a very strict sense of right and wrong, but I'm not sure that it has anything to do with Godly morality.

Somebody put "Unsaved Trash" under my Avatar...which would be the Administrators. Explain to me how "good people" like yourselves who obviously have Gods right ear ( puhleeeeze) are so busy touting themselves as Christians....you're demons who need to be cast out. You're sick self serving children of the Devil who beg for money,,,think of themselves as "better" than others and then label others as "scum"....are you kidding me? You crazy people best start getting used to BBQ's cuz you're going to be one of the many briquets on Hells BBQ!

Explain to me what your problem with the Church actually is. You seem to genuinely believe that asking for donations to do God's work and having a decent standard of living is enough to earn eternal damnation. Friend, I am glad that the loving God that we worship is nothing like whatever hateful figment of your imagination you pray to, that would damn people just for liking nice things.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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What piety! Just reading this makes me want to wretch

wretch = poor, unfortunate soul. Like you.

retch = vomit.

Which did you mean?

when I think of those who think of themselves as better than they really are. How vain to think of yourself driving in your Mercedes going to upscale bars...

He didn't think of it, he did it. See the difference?

tipping with C notes...

He went to Spago. I have no doubt he spent at least $500; therefore, $100 is a standard tip (20%).

You undo in one evening what it takes true evangelists years to set examples.

Please share an example.

Somebody put "Unsaved Trash" under my Avatar...which would be the Administrators.

You don't have an avatar.

[Fanfaron]

Re: My Dinner with televangelist Jan Crouch

Unfortunately, Jan Crouch has had so many plastic surgeries at the expense of believers that she certainly should look decent at her age! Unfortunately, again, she makes Christianity look like a great big joke. No employee is "allowed" to criticize her at TBN (no surprise there, no?). Apparently her ego is as big as her hair. Someone needs to EVANGELIZE her! As for "dating" her, pastor (?), the Bible warns us to avoid even the ILLUSION of sin (i.e., being alone with a married woman). Do you need counseling also? And just what are you two doing in a BAR? Great message there. Frankly, it's difficult to tell the difference between you two and the rest of main-stream America. So, until you begin to act like true Christians, perhaps you both should stay out of the limelight (or is that what you're looking for--in which case, you already have your just reward). Please stop making Christians look like utter nincompoops. Thank you.

[Stella LaForte]

Re: My Dinner with televangelist Jan Crouch

Unfortunately, Jan Crouch has had so many plastic surgeries at the expense of believers that she certainly should look decent at her age! Unfortunately, again, she makes Christianity look like a great big joke. No employee is "allowed" to criticize her at TBN (no surprise there, no?). Apparently her ego is as big as her hair. Someone needs to EVANGELIZE her! As for "dating" her, pastor (?), the Bible warns us to avoid even the ILLUSION of sin (i.e., being alone with a married woman). Do you need counseling also? And just what are you two doing in a BAR? Great message there. Frankly, it's difficult to tell the difference between you two and the rest of main-stream America. So, until you begin to act like true Christians, perhaps you both should stay out of the limelight (or is that what you're looking for--in which case, you already have your just reward). Please stop making Christians look like utter nincompoops. Thank you.

Please, please - do NOT use Comic Sans 3. EVER. It looks ridiculous.

[ExGay Alex]

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Please stop making Christians look like utter nincompoops. Thank you.

Why would we do such a thing? Wash your mouth out with soap this instant.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: My Dinner with televangelist Jan Crouch

Unfortunately, Jan Crouch has had so many plastic surgeries at the expense of believers that she certainly should look decent at her age! Unfortunately, again, she makes Christianity look like a great big joke. No employee is "allowed" to criticize her at TBN (no surprise there, no?). Apparently her ego is as big as her hair. Someone needs to EVANGELIZE her! As for "dating" her, pastor (?), the Bible warns us to avoid even the ILLUSION of sin (i.e., being alone with a married woman). Do you need counseling also? And just what are you two doing in a BAR? Great message there. Frankly, it's difficult to tell the difference between you two and the rest of main-stream America. So, until you begin to act like true Christians, perhaps you both should stay out of the limelight (or is that what you're looking for--in which case, you already have your just reward). Please stop making Christians look like utter nincompoops. Thank you.

Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Bible Student]

Re: My Dinner with televangelist Jan Crouch

Guilty as charged. Ms. Crouch just brings out the beast in me. I look at her pictures and suddenly I'm not myself ... all I can think of is sodomizing the gomorrah out of her while she's fervently praising the RIZ ! I'm goin' to hell I JUST KNOW IT! What can be done for me, Pastor ??

Rek2008
Unsaved decadent televangelist-stalking sodomizer

Yours is a common mistake of false Christians, aka Unsaved Trash who don't really read your bible. Gomorrah and Sodom had nothing to do with sodomy. It is a false impression because in English the city rendered as Sodom looks like it comes from the English word sodomy or sodomite. That ain't so.

The city Sodom comes from an unused Hebrew root word סדמ (sdm) meaning volcanic ash. Gomorrah comes from the Hebrew word אכה (Amrh) or Amorah meaning ruined heap.

The English word sodomite or sodomy comes from an entirely different Hebrew word קדש (qdsh) meaning an idolatrous prostitute, i.e. temple virgin which weren't virgins but holy prostitutes who accepted male seed as an offering to false gods such as Moloch. They could be either female or male (priests). Which is the connection you mean.

The sins of Sodom and Gomorrah were pride, selfishness and laziness as we see here:

Ezekiel 16:49 -- Behold, this was the iniquity of thy sister Sodom, pride, fulness of bread, and abundance of idleness was in her and in her daughters, neither did she strengthen the hand of the poor and needy.

Come to think of it, your laziness in that you failed to read your 1611 King James Bible and discover this for yourself is the same sin that sunk Sodom and Gomorrah.

[Bible Student]

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Please, please - do NOT use Comic Sans 3. EVER. It looks ridiculous.

Don't listen to her. She is Unsaved Trash and hence has no authority here. I like it. Keep using it.

[Mistress Cookie]

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How about a little commentary about your "dinner with Jan" from the "unsaved trash under investigation" ? You start off with your expensive dinner at SPAGO's sitting close to Tom Hanks and his wife whom you looked your christian nose down at because she chooses to use her own last name. (She is still an actress and is widely known by that name).

I do read the "movie mags" occassionally, and I can safely say Mrs. Hanks was never "known" as an actress under the name Rita Wilson...because NO ONE KNEW WHO SHE WAS.

She latched onto him early on, when they did Sleepaway Camp or Meatballs or some other unGodly, straight-to-video trash. (Of course his tranvestitism, exposed on Bosom Buddies, had already destroyed his career by that point, which is why he was doing the cheapie junk.)

The proof that Rita Wilson was never a real actress is that none of her films are found in the Landover Lending Library. They just aren't out there.

[Kowboy]

Re: My Dinner with televangelist Jan Crouch

Jan's got some big hair.