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  • Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

    Yeah, another d****e bag putting words in my mouth....

    You have been warned repatedly about this language boy! Keep it up and you'll find yourself tossed out with yesterdays trash. --Pastor Zeke
    Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 01-24-2007, 10:56 PM. Reason: profanity removed

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    • Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
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      Ridiculous. The earth was doing fine until people showed up. It has been doing fine for billions of years and it only took humans a couple hundred to mess it up beyond repair. It is not the doing of a 'devil', but of the greedy, thoughtless human race. It was, and has always been within our power to stop the damage but people, being too greedy to care about anything except making a buck or two. By the time we're done with it, maybe only roaches and scorpions will be able to live here.
      Pray for that to be reversed, and if it happens then that might lean more towards proof.
      I belive its not the earth thats endangered, its us. if we poison the earth and kill everyone, life will bloom again some day. just not us.

      btw your eyes are making me think unpure thoughts heathen! Oh lord i need salvation! Shes seducing me!

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      • Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

        Originally posted by neslepaks View Post
        I belive its not the earth thats endangered, its us. if we poison the earth and kill everyone, life will bloom again some day. just not us.

        btw your eyes are making me think unpure thoughts heathen! Oh lord i need salvation! Shes seducing me!

        May I suggest that you at least make an effort to make some sense if you are going to post in God's favorite forum. The only life that "blooms" on earth is the life that Jesus puts here. Jesus is going to be back at any moment now, and these ridiculous notions of "poisoning the earth" will be quickly forgotten once you see him with a huge sword sticking out of His mouth...with the business end cutting a wide swath of hellbound scum down as rivers of blood run through the streets of YOUR town and mine.

        Why not make a fresh post in the introduction thread, and introduce yourself in the most coherent way you can muster.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          May I suggest that you at least make an effort to make some sense if you are going to post in God's favorite forum. The only life that "blooms" on earth is the life that Jesus puts here. Jesus is going to be back at any moment now, and these ridiculous notions of "poisoning the earth" will be quickly forgotten once you see him with a huge sword sticking out of His mouth...with the business end cutting a wide swath of hellbound scum down as rivers of blood run through the streets of YOUR town and mine.

          Why not make a fresh post in the introduction thread, and introduce yourself in the most coherent way you can muster.
          Global warming. *cough*

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          • Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

            Originally posted by MapesInmate View Post
            Global warming. *cough*
            That's a nasty cough you have there, perhaps you should cut down on smoking that Devil's Weed. And what about global warming? As Pastor Ezekiel has just explained, worrying about pollution seems pretty pointless when Jesus' return is imminent.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
              That's a nasty cough you have there, perhaps you should cut down on smoking that Devil's Weed. And what about global warming? As Pastor Ezekiel has just explained, worrying about pollution seems pretty pointless when Jesus' return is imminent.
              How soon? Because some biologists and botanists and whatnot have claimed the earth will run out of some of our energy sources in about 50 years or so...

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              • Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                Originally posted by neslepaks View Post
                I belive its not the earth thats endangered, its us. if we poison the earth and kill everyone, life will bloom again some day. just not us.
                True the earth can go on if it is ruined but it would become a desolate ball of rock as opposed to a life-giving planet.

                btw your eyes are making me think unpure thoughts heathen! Oh lord i need salvation! Shes seducing me!
                Run along back to your village, boy, they'll have noticed their idiot is missing by now.
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                • Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                  Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                  True the earth can go on if it is ruined but it would become a desolate ball of rock as opposed to a life-giving planet.


                  Run along back to your village, boy, they'll have noticed their idiot is missing by now.
                  Rachael,

                  While it has been a relief you have chosen not to victimize a TRUE Christian™ this time you have been warned about forcing your lewd attentions on posters of this forum. We understand perfectly your little game of trying to trick men into polluting themselves over your post by using subtle little phrases. Don't force us to moderate you.

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                  • Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                    Rachael,

                    While it has been a relief you have chosen not to victimize a TRUE Christian™ this time you have been warned about forcing your lewd attentions on posters of this forum. We understand perfectly your little game of trying to trick men into polluting themselves over your post by using subtle little phrases. Don't force us to moderate you.
                    Please do explain, in detail, EXCATLY what phrases are sexually offensive and how they are so, my dear BJ.
                    Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 04-10-2007, 06:53 AM.
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                    • Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                      True the earth can go on if it is ruined but it would become a desolate ball of rock as opposed to a life-giving planet.


                      Run along back to your village, boy, they'll have noticed their idiot is missing by now.
                      Hey! i find that highly offensive! "cast grim satanic Hex at rachael"
                      The earth has been ruined several times and has regenerated itself every time, and developed several new species every time, and plants. Its us humans that are unique.

                      thats according to science btw. Science is overrated, just create your own reality

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                      • Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                        Or in biblical sayin, even if god created another apocolypse, there would be acouple of true christians in the new True christian Arcto create a new civilization wouldnt it?

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                        • Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                          Originally posted by neslepaks View Post
                          Hey! i find that highly offensive! "cast grim satanic Hex at rachael"
                          The earth has been ruined several times and has regenerated itself every time, and developed several new species every time, and plants. Its us humans that are unique.

                          thats according to science btw. Science is overrated, just create your own reality
                          Satanic hexes eh? What happened to your being a good little xtian? Huh? Huh?

                          Science has gaps, true, but the fact remains that people have done bad things to this world and frankly, it would have been better if we'd never come along at all.
                          For the rest of the world, anyway.
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                          • Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                            Originally posted by neslepaks View Post
                            Hey! i find that highly offensive! "cast grim satanic Hex at rachael"
                            Please cease and desist immediately! Rachael casts enough grymme Satanic hexes as it is, we don't need anyone else joining in.

                            Originally posted by neslepaks View Post
                            Or in biblical sayin, even if god created another apocolypse, there would be acouple of true christians in the new True christian Arc™to create a new civilization wouldnt it?
                            No. The Flood was not an apocalypse, and God has promised never to send a flood again. What He will do is destroy the world, call the Saved home to Glory, and sent the rest to Hell down below. Which side will you be on?
                            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                            Science has gaps, true, but the fact remains that people have done bad things to this world and frankly, it would have been better if we'd never come along at all.
                            For the rest of the world, anyway.
                            Typical genocidal feminazi-abortionist logic. "People do bad things, so it's best for the world if we just kill them all as babies in the womb and then serve them up with a tasty dip", right witch?
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              him with a huge sword sticking out of His mouth...with the business end cutting a wide swath of hellbound scum down as rivers of blood run through the streets of YOUR town and mine.

                              Wouldn't holding it in his hands make more sense? Or is he working on a circus act?

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                              • Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                                Originally posted by BadAssButterfly View Post
                                Wouldn't holding it in his hands make more sense? Or is he working on a circus act?
                                Revelation 19:12 His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself. 19:13 And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God.
                                19:14 And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean.
                                19:15 And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.
                                19:16 And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, KING OF KINGS, AND LORD OF LORDS.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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