All Dogs DON'T go to Heaven

[Glendora Christianson]

A friend of mine alerted me to this Lieberal Slander, which claims that dogs might be able to go to Heaven, because they have morals. I challenge anyone who wants to find a verse in the Good Book that supports such blasphemy! Please visit the link and vote in the poll that accompanies the article. DISTURBED MOTHER GLENDORA

[Meek and Humble]

Re: All Dogs DON'T go to Heaven

I've already made a thread that uses extensive Biblical quotes to prove that GOD HATES DOGS!

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=18020&highlight=hates+dogs

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: All Dogs DON'T go to Heaven

A friend of mine alerted me to this Lieberal Slander, which claims that dogs might be able to go to Heaven, because they have morals.

What does having molars have to do with going to Heaven?

You need a soul and a relationship with Jesus to go to Heaven. Teeth aren't required!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I would think GOD would be APPALLED at doggies running around in Heaven and licking their cho cho's and cha cha's.

[Palmer C. Eldrich]

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I inquired about my dog having a soul, but it turns out that she can't have one, no matter how nice or well behaved.

[Vavoline Johnson]

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I would think GOD would be APPALLED at doggies running around in Heaven and licking their cho cho's and cha cha's.

Not only dat, who needs to be bothered by dem doggies stickin their cold wet noses up da crotches of good dead christains, neither. Thats iffen we goes to Hebin wif our crotches all intact.

[Jimmy C Lombardo]

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Miz Vaseline

Were not gunna need no private parts anymore in heaven! Jesus will have them miraculously removed!

[JennyD]

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Miz Vaseline

Were not gunna need no private parts anymore in heaven! Jesus will have them miraculously removed!

Jimmy, is it true that you got a head start on that for yourself, to give Jesus less work to do?

You're a very thoughtful gentleman!

[WickedWitch]

Re: All Dogs DON'T go to Heaven

A friend of mine alerted me to this Lieberal Slander, which claims that dogs might be able to go to Heaven, because they have morals. I challenge anyone who wants to find a verse in the Good Book that supports such blasphemy! Please visit the link and vote in the poll that accompanies the article. DISTURBED MOTHER GLENDORA

Anyone who's ever had a dog (or any pet, can tell you that they have feelings.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: All Dogs DON'T go to Heaven

I'm sure homers, cathlycks, and towelheads have feelings too, but that doesn't mean they're getting into heaven.

[Jimmy C Lombardo]

Re: All Dogs DON'T go to Heaven

Jimmy, is it true that you got a head start on that for yourself, to give Jesus less work to do?

You're a very thoughtful gentleman!

Thanks Sister. Its real easy! All ya need is a towel and monkey wrench.