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  • #1

    God Hates Bestiality!

    Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it [is] confusion.

    Leviticus 20:15 And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.

    Friends, lets face facts. Jesus does not want us fornicating with beasts of any kind. I've never understood why this is unclear to anyone. Why would you want to pursue the path to hellfire by doing the nasty with your pet dog rover? Just stick with your own kind, and make Jesus happier still by choosing your fornication partner from the opposite sex than you are.

    As an example, please don't do what these perverted women are doing in the short video you will find HERE. I want to warn any weak-willed, unsaved trash from viewing such filth, and females certainly should avoid it.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    Tags: bible study, furries. fur-fags, interspecies relations, leviticus
  • #2
    Re: God Hates Bestiality!

    Ummmm, I hate to break it to you Zekey, but most people tend to disapprove of bestiality. I wouldn't think that you would though, because if you're against bestiality, wouldn't Laura Bush be commiting a sin by doing her wifely duty with an ape a lesser evolved life form?
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    • #3
      Re: God Hates Bestiality!

      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
      Ummmm, I hate to break it to you Zekey, but most people tend to disapprove of bestiality. I wouldn't think that you would though, because if you're against bestiality, wouldn't Laura Bush be commiting a sin by doing her wifely duty with an ape a lesser evolved life form?
      How dare you attack Jesus by attacking His hand-picked president GWB? Don't you know that your worthless carcass is being protected from hordes of mudslime terrorists thanks to the Holy War on Terror? Have you no gratitude?

      And if you honestly believe that "everyone" is opposed to bestiality, why not try doing a Google search on it? Even you might be disgusted by what you find! Sodomizing puppies is a popular pastime among nigras.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #4
        Re: God Hates Bestiality!

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        How dare you attack Jesus by attacking His hand-picked president GWB? Don't you know that your worthless carcass is being protected from hordes of mudslime terrorists thanks to the Holy War on Terror? Have you no gratitude?

        And if you honestly believe that "everyone" is opposed to bestiality, why not try doing a Google search on it? Even you might be disgusted by what you find! Sodomizing puppies is a popular pastime among nigras.
        For starters, Zekey, I said MOST people are opposed to bestiality. I know there are some sickos out there who indulge in abhorrent activities..

        And as to Dubya, you have to admit, those pics of him next to the ape...well....there is a decent resemblance there.
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        • #5
          Re: God Hates Bestiality!

          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
          For starters, Zekey, I said MOST people are opposed to bestiality. I know there are some sickos out there who indulge in abhorrent activities..

          Of course you know them. You pray to satan with them. I'm sure all of your associates are sickos.

          And as to Dubya, you have to admit, those pics of him next to the ape...well....there is a decent resemblance there.
          After we sweep in a complete Republican Congress next week, you'll regret those words harlot.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #6
            Re: God Hates Bestiality!

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Of course you know them. You pray to satan with them. I'm sure all of your associates are sickos.

            I most certainly do not associate with any bestiality loving wackos.

            After we sweep in a complete Republican Congress next week, you'll regret those words harlot.

            To be perfectly honest, I don't think I'll ever regret those words, Zeke. I'd be lying if I said Dubya DOESN'T resemble an ape (at least in my perception) so there
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            • #7
              Re: God Hates Bestiality!

              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
              I most certainly do not associate with any bestiality loving wackos.
              If you think we're going to use lieberal Politically Correct terminology like "zoophiles" for your pervert friends, you've got another think coming, missy!
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • #8
                Re: God Hates Bestiality!

                NO, BT, I do not associate with 'zoophiles' (unless one of them secretly is and isn't telling me)!!

                And I find it odd that you'd be preaching about bestiality....almost as if someone in your own congregation needs to be discouraged from doing it!
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                • #9
                  Re: God Hates Bestiality!

                  Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                  NO, BT, I do not associate with 'zoophiles' (unless one of them secretly is and isn't telling me)!!

                  And I find it odd that you'd be preaching about bestiality....almost as if someone in your own congregation needs to be discouraged from doing it!
                  I've warned non-TC posters about spreading those lies about Pastor Zeke keeping a bear tied up in his basement Rachael. Now I must insist you stop this kind of slander.

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                  • #10
                    Re: God Hates Bestiality!

                    Well bears don't just 'disappear' from the circus, BJ, and they don't 'just disappear' still wearing a pink tutu either.
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                    • #11
                      Re: God Hates Bestiality!

                      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                      Well bears don't just 'disappear' from the circus, BJ, and they don't 'just disappear' still wearing a pink tutu either.
                      ...well....they could....
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • #12
                        Re: God Hates Bestiality!

                        Mmmm hmmm. Next thing you'll be saying the tutu on the washing line belongs to your rather robust cleaning lady.
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                        • #13
                          Re: God Hates Bestiality!

                          It's Lilith's.
                          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                          • #14
                            Re: God Hates Bestiality!

                            Now hold on one darn minute!!!! Lilith doesn't wear a tutu and if she did, WHY would it be in Zeke's possession?
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                            • #15
                              Re: God Hates Bestiality!

                              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                              Now hold on one darn minute!!!! Lilith doesn't wear a tutu and if she did, WHY would it be in Zeke's possession?
                              You borrowed it from her, it dropped out of your handbag on the way to work, was swept up by the wind and landed in the harbor. A passing dolphin got stuck in it and thus brightly colored, was eaten by an Orca. The Orca defecated it into the ocean and it was caught in the net of a Japanese fishing boat. The near-sighed japanese sailors thought it was a yellowfin tuna and auctioned it off but no one bought it.
                              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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