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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #1

    Elton John Calls Jesus a Gay!!

    Brothers and sisters in Christ, I am fit to be tied over the latest attempt by the radical queer agenda to besmirch God's only begotten son, Jesus. The notorious foreign homer Elton John, acting on satan's orders, gave an interview to some joo magazine in which he accused Jesus of being a repulsive pervert.

    Jesus was 'gay:' Elton John

    NEW YORK (AFP) – British pop superstar Elton John stirred controversy in a magazine interview Friday when he claimed that Jesus Christ was "gay."

    "I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems," John said in an interview posted on the website of US celebrity news magazine Parade.

    "On the cross, he forgave the people who crucified him. Jesus wanted us to be loving and forgiving. I don't know what makes people so cruel. Try being a gay woman in the Middle East -- you're as good as dead," said John, who is gay.

    The Catholic League, the largest US Catholic rights group, condemned the comments.

    "Jesus was certainly compassionate, but to say he was 'super-intelligent' is to compare the son of God to a successful game-show contestant," league president Bill Donohue said in a statement.

    "More seriously, to call Jesus a homosexual is to label him a sexual deviant. But what else would we expect from a man who previously said, 'From my point of view, I would ban religion completely'?"
    For once I have to agree with the papists. Time to send pray some imprecatory prayers from Psalm 109 against the enemies of Jesus.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Godfly
    Descended from Rapes
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2010
    • 1552

    #2
    Re: Elton John Calls Jesus a Gay!!

    Are you sure he didn't mean "happy" Elton John is from England, and years of inbreeding have caused there language to become retarded. Can you believe they call Freedom Fries "Chips?" But how dare he call Jesus Super Intelligent.
    Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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    • Cranky Old Man
      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
      You kids get off his lawn!
       
      • Jan 2010
      • 22373

      #3
      Re: Elton John Calls Jesus a Gay!!

      Weird, I could have sworn Elton John was already dead. Anyways, I will pray he will join Michael Jackson in hell as soon as possible.
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • Johny Joe Hold
        Mayor of Freehold
         
        • Feb 2010
        • 12710

        #4
        Re: Elton John Calls Jesus a Gay!!

        Elton John has never been a particularly good student of history. What happened here is that he believes Jesus was one of the Greek Gods, who were, of course, gay. If you asked Elton where Jesus was born, he would answer, "Greece!".
        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • Brother Enoch
          The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2008
          • 4392

          #5
          Re: Elton John Calls Jesus a Gay!!

          Hmmm, Elton john makes a good point:

          Try being a gay woman in the Middle East -- you're as good as dead,
          I'm loathe to admit it, but maybe the mooslims aren't wrong about everything.

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          • WilliamJenningsBryan
            True Christian™
             
            • Jan 2007
            • 9384

            #6
            Re: Elton John Calls Jesus a Gay!!

            Originally posted by Godfly View Post
            Are you sure he didn't mean "happy" Elton John is from England, and years of inbreeding have caused there language to become retarded. Can you believe they call Freedom Fries "Chips?" But how dare he call Jesus Super Intelligent.

            England is known as a cesspool of sin and debauchery inhabited by men known as "pooftas". It's no wonder that Elton John would have misinterpreted the Bible (KJV1611) and think that Jesus was trolling for gay men to start a homer bathhouse club.

            Matthew 4:18-20

            18 And Jesus, walking by the sea of Galilee, saw two brethren, Simon called Peter, and Andrew his brother, casting a net into the sea: for they were fishers.
            19 And he saith unto them, Follow me, and I will make you fishers of men.
            20 And they straightway left their nets, and followed him.
            Great Britain used to be a great sea power, but Jesus knew what those sailors were doing aboard all those ships and knocked them down to size.
            Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
            brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
            ...and get off my lawn
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            • foreverproud
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Dec 2010
              • 20

              #7
              Re: Elton John Calls Jesus a Gay!!

              What's the big deal? He's right! Jesus came to me himself and told me that he was gay!! I'm not lying! He came to me and said, "Dude!!!!! Did you know that I'm gay?"

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              • TC Patriot
                AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
                True Christian™
                • Oct 2008
                • 1060

                #8
                Re: Elton John Calls Jesus a Gay!!

                This really has me confused! Godly Rush Limbaugh hired Elton John to play music at his wedding. I'm sure Elton John meant that Jesus was happy. I think the word the Brits use for homers is fruits.

                This could be just the LIEbrul mainstream Joo run media attacking Rush and Jesus.

                Jesus loves Dick



                Cheney/Palin 2012

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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996

                  #9
                  Re: Elton John Calls Jesus a Gay!!

                  Originally posted by SirAlanhe
                  Gays make the best musicians.
                  Not to mention the best bonfires.

                  That's why they're called "faggots", after bundles of firewood.
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • Red_Dragon_666
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Dec 2010
                    • 13

                    #10
                    Re: Elton John Calls Jesus a Gay!!

                    Of course Jesus was gay. He never married, hung around a bunch of younger men, wore his hair long, told his "followers" (groupies? ) to love each other, and even interacted with women! You know how much gay men love hanging around women...I can see it now...Jesus and Mary comparing handbags, going to the spa...nope, the "son of God" was totally STRAIGHT!

                    Also, Mark 14:50-52 (KJV), after Jesus was arrested:


                    50And they [the disciples] all forsook him, and fled.
                    51And there followed him a certain young man, having a linen cloth cast about his naked body; and the young men laid hold on him: 52And he left the linen cloth, and fled from them naked.

                    Wonder what a young man was following Jesus around nearly naked?

                    HS!

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                    • despising david
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Nov 2010
                      • 144

                      #11
                      Re: Elton John Calls Jesus a Gay!!

                      I want to know what Elton John is doing holding interviews, it's been atleast ten years since he last came out with an album. I think he's doing everything he can to get attention now that nobody care's about him anymore. We all know that homer's require ten times more attention than a child, and I think he was getting desparate for somebody to tell him he's going to rot in the lake of fire for eternity and blurted out the most insane hateful slur he could manage to come up with!!
                      Deuteronomy 6:5
                      Love the LORD your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your strength.

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                      • Red_Dragon_666
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Dec 2010
                        • 13

                        #12
                        Re: Elton John Calls Jesus a Gay!!

                        He's a legend; he doesn't need to come out with a new album every year anymore. He makes tons of money off what he's already released. I do know he is going to be touring again soon; that might have been what prompted to interview.

                        HS!

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                        • despising david
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Nov 2010
                          • 144

                          #13
                          Re: Elton John Calls Jesus a Gay!!

                          but he's been around for so long, by this time can there really be anything else to learn from his interviews? If he had anything important to say he would have by now, but instead he's just spewing waste from his mouth at us for attention
                          Deuteronomy 6:5
                          Love the LORD your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your strength.

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                          • Red_Dragon_666
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Dec 2010
                            • 13

                            #14
                            Re: Elton John Calls Jesus a Gay!!

                            Celebrities NEVER run out of things to say, even if no one cares what they have to say. Look at Charlie Sheen and the whole 9/11 conspiracy theory BS he pulled earlier this year.

                            HS!

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                            • grassroots
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Dec 2010
                              • 1

                              #15
                              Re: Elton John Calls Jesus a Gay!!

                              ho ho!
                              You know that little trick that jesus pulled with the fish and bread?
                              Well, I heard that the apostle paul had enough to feed jesus for days
                              if you know what I'm saying

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