[Brother Temperance]

Re: Elton John Calls Jesus a Gay!!

ho ho!
You know that little trick that jesus pulled with the fish and bread?
Well, I heard that the apostle paul had enough to feed jesus for days
if you know what I'm saying

No-one knows or cares what you're saying. If that was meant to be an innuendo, it doesn't even make sense. Is "he has a large quantity of bread" homer slang for something now?

[PetitionLady]

Re: Elton John Calls Jesus a Gay!!

I'm sickened to inform everyone that Elton and his "partner" have adopted a baby they named Zachary.

Terrible!

Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. Leviticus 18:22

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'm sickened to inform everyone that Elton and his "partner" have adopted a baby they named Zachary.

Terrible!

What?


But where did it.....come from?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Elton John Calls Jesus a Gay!!

What?


But where did it.....come from?

…Elton John and David Furnish, with the help of a Californian surrogate and a separate egg donor, had a baby boy. So two men have used two women's bodies to satisfy their desires and paid at least one of them for it. That sounds like a definition of prostitution to me. So why should liberals, and particularly feminist ones, rejoice at such exploitation?
…Zachary Furnish-John …is all about the benefits to the parents*, not the child. But then, Elton John and David Furnish are not alone in that: human nature being what it is, the desire of many people, including heterosexuals, to have children is selfish as well as selfless

…wanting to have someone care for you when you're old; using a child.. blah.. blah.. blah.. It's baby Zachary's misfortune† to be paying the price of our enlightenment.

* "John" and "Furnish" are not the parents
† Or is it? God decides who is cursed, will suffer forever in the eternity of Hell, and has told us so in The Bible!

JUDE vv 4-8
4 For there are certaine men crept in vnawares, who were before of olde ordained to this condemnation, vngodly men, turning the grace of our God into lasciuiousnesse, and denying the onely Lord God, & our Lord Iesus Christ.
5 I will therefore put you in remembrance, though ye once knew this, how that the Lord hauing saued the people out of the land of Egypt afterward destroied them that beleeued not.
6 And the Angels which kept not their first estate, but left their own habitation, he hath reserued in euerlasting chaines vnder darkenesse, vnto the iudgement of the great day.
7 Euen as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them, in like maner giuing themselues ouer to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffring the vengeance of eternall fire.
8 Likewise also these filthy dreamers defile the flesh, despise dominion, and speake euill of dignities.
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JOB 14:4 Who can bring a cleane thing out of an vncleane? not one.
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JOB 24:20 The wombe shall forget him, the worme shall feed sweetly on him, hee shall be no more remembred, and wickednes shalbe broken as a tree.
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John (not his real name) and Furnish deny the truth of God's Word. That guarantees an environment where abominable . Leviticus 18:22 .filth .Isaiah 64:6 .is all that is available to nurture this child .Deuteronomy 23:17. Failure to follow ALL of God's commandments and Statutes results in a response from God. A response like this:

DEUTERONOMY 28 vv 15, 18, 22.
15 But it shal come to passe, if thou wilt not hearken vnto the voyce of the Lord thy God, to obserue to doe all his Commandements and his Statutes, which I command thee this day, that all these curses shall come vpon thee, and ouertake thee..
18 Cursed shalbe the fruit of thy body, and the fruit of thy land, the increase of thy kine, and the flocks of thy sheepe..
22 The Lord shall smite thee with a consumption, and with a feuer, and with an inflammation, & with an extreme burning, and with the sword, and with blasting, and with mildewe: and they shall pursue thee vntill thou perish.
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It is difficult to imagine a circumstance of this child's entry into the world that does not directly oppose God's Word.

PSALM 51:5 Behold, I was shapen in iniquitie: and in sinne did my mother conceiue me.
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PSALM 58:3 The wicked are estranged from the wombe, they goe astray as soone as they be borne, speaking lies.
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When perverts stamp their abomination on illegitimate children - like branded animals they are scarred for life. Hallmarked as abominations. Similarly, wealth obtained through depravity and lasciviousness is NOT wealth at all, God tells us, and will not only not endure but bring folly and destruction.

JEREMIAH 17:11 As the partrich sitteth on egges, and hatcheth them not: so he that getteth riches and not by right, shall leaue them in the midst of his dayes, and at his end shall be a foole.
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Mssrs. Furnish & John appear to come into the following category:

PSALM 58
4 Their poison is like the poyson of a serpent; they are like the deafe adder that stoppeth her eare:
5 Which will not hearken to the voyce of charmers, charming neuer so wisely.
6 Breake their teeth, O God, in their mouth: breake out the great teeth of the young lyons, O Lord.
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When men challenge the Perfect Love of God, catastrophe must surely follow .Hosea 8:7 .and although it would be lovely to hear from the Pastoral team that any child so conceived would not carry several curses from God .Deuteronomy 23:2 .Exodus 20:5 .Colossians 3:5 . according to His Word in The Bible, I am not sanguine..

[drooling abo runt]

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Brothers and sisters in Christ, I am fit to be tied over the latest attempt by the radical queer agenda to besmirch God's only begotten son, Jesus. The notorious foreign homer Elton John, acting on satan's orders, gave an interview to some joo magazine in which he accused Jesus of being a repulsive pervert.

BAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA....is this site for real???? Are you all from the dark ages??? YOU ARE a bunch of LOWLIFE, EVIL, DEVIL SPAWN, MENTALLY ILL, RADICAL, LYING PIECES OF CRAP!!!! ENJOY HELL? U SAY? BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA....YOU FIRST!!! I WANT YOU TO TREAT ME LIKE THE SLUT I AM!

I WANT YOU TO TAKE ME OUT FOR WATER SPORTS AND SPELUNKING, PASTOR ZEKE!

I am tired of my dog hes (WAY SMALL, LIKE HIS TEENY-TINY PENIS) town, waaaaay out in some bush...lol ....I prefer horses! i luv the way my horse struts around and shows off his (WAY HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEE PENIS)!

I am retarded and my name is Kiri Royal.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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BAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA....is this site for real???? Are you all from the dark ages??? YOU ARE a bunch of LOWLIFE, EVIL, DEVIL SPAWN, MENTALLY ILL, RADICAL, LYING PIECES OF CRAP!!!! ENJOY HELL? U SAY? BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA....YOU FIRST!!!
I cant believe that there are SO many ppl in this world, who would listen to a guy (who calls himself a pasta (NOPE that aint a spelling mistake either dumbass!!!) LOOK what he writes about himself??!! putting the stud back into Bible study....bahahahhahahhahaha...he looks like a spud not a stud!!!! Who would even listen to a loseeeer WANKER like that?? I am guessing hes from a small (WAY SMALL, LIKE HIS TEENY-TINY PENIS) town, waaaaay out in some bush...lol .... maybe about 20-100 ppl in the town, and im guessing he struts around and spreads his bullshit lies to everyone ...... who believes somebody that is so hateful like this?? Is that what you want for your leader?? someone who is an ignorant, inbred hillbilly???? Keep it in the deep south guys, you arent gonna be welcome anywhere else, and if you are? then watch the numbers deteriorate.....bahahahahhahahhaha fools! YOU SUCK!!!!

Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[drooling abo runt]

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YOUR STILL A WHITE RACIST HILLBILLY WITH A SMALL PENIS TO MATCH YOUR, EVEN SMALLER BRAIN PASTA ZEKE (HATER OF ALL GOOD PPL AND LOVER OF ALL BAD!!!) PUTING THE WANK BACK INTO WANKER.....BAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA....fyi....you little prick, you know NOTHING about biblical, you havent even got the right Bible!! and furthermore you fugly bastard, I would rather hang out with zoophiles (JUST LIKE ME) than filthy demonic scumbags like you!!!!!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Seriously, are you like 10 or something?

you know NOTHING about biblical, you havent even got the right Bible!!

This is about the only thing coherent I could make out of that mess. You made the claim, now back it up. Show us where Pastor Ezekiel is wrong with the Bible. What is the correct Bible and why?

[drooling abo runt]

Re: Elton John Calls Jesus a Gay!!

YOUR STILL A WHITE RACIST HILLBILLY WITH A SMALL PENIS TO MATCH YOUR, EVEN SMALLER BRAIN PASTA ZEKE (HATER OF ALL GOOD PPL AND LOVER OF ALL BAD!!!) PUTING THE WANK BACK INTO WANKER.....BAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA....fyi....you little prick, you know NOTHING about biblical, you havent even got the right Bible!! and furthermore you fugly bastard, I would rather hang out with lepers (JUST LIKE JESUS) than filthy demonic scumbags like you!!!!!

GOOD pastas???? GOOD???? Is that HOW YOU define GOOD???? MATE I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU, if thats the ONLY example you have had of good!! Im so sick of these evil/dominating American (deep south) idiots who come out of the darkest lowest place, and try to preach?????? LMAO...you have to be joking!!!! PLEASE KNOW ONE THING, BLOCK ME, CAUSE I ONLY CAME ON THIS TO ATTACK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU ALL, FOR BEING THE EARTHS SCUM!!!! PREACH ABOUT SOMETHING YOU KNOW....LIKE SAY...>satan!!!!

[Cursed]

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GOOD pastas???? GOOD???? Is that HOW YOU define GOOD???? MATE I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU, if thats the ONLY example you have had of good!! Im so sick of these evil/dominating American (deep south) idiots who come out of the darkest lowest place, and try to preach?????? LMAO...you have to be joking!!!! PLEASE KNOW ONE THING, BLOCK ME, CAUSE I ONLY CAME ON THIS TO ATTACK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU ALL, FOR BEING THE EARTHS SCUM!!!! PREACH ABOUT SOMETHING YOU KNOW....LIKE SAY...>satan!!!!

Why are aborigines so rude and hateful? Is it smaller brain size or societal?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Elton John Calls Jesus a Gay!!

Any particular reason you're so angry you're arguing with yourself?

Personally I believe it's the demons that have posession of your soul. Jesus can save you from that. Just pick up a KJV Bible, start reading it and invite Jesus to fill you with his love. Then you will know true peace.

[drooling abo runt]

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Why are aborigines so rude and hateful? Is it smaller brain size or societal?

Is there any reason a MONGREL DOG should talk????? I Think you are possessed with a debil dog disease.....not that I mind. I do dogs too after I huff petrol, you fool!!! LMAO societal???????
bahahahahahhahahah....thanks for proving that all you need is a jar of peanut butter and a dog. I make fido bend me....over and out! I will leave you all to my delusional world......where Centaurs exist..... and oooooohhh gerbils go up my ass. Do you want to see pictures? email me at kiri003@optusnet.com.au

[drooling abo runt]

Re: Elton John Calls Jesus a Gay!!

Seriously, are you like 10 or something?



This is about the only thing coherent I could make out of that mess. You made the claim, now back it up. Show us where Pastor Ezekiel is wrong with the Bible. What is the correct Bible and why?

OHHH I just love to sleep with sheep and huff petrol! I'm Kiri and I'm retarded.

[Cursed]

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I'm a good dog, you turd! Don't be mad at me because you're going to Hell, it's not my fault.

The Pastors never changed your name to aborigine, you selected it because you're an aborigine. They are always right! You can call me whatever you want, because I'm worse than any insult your pea brain could imagine; but you be nice and respectful to Landover Pastors, or I'll go berserk, you ignorant savage!

Pay attention to this, you rude monster. For once in your life, try to focus and learn something. This is a Landover Baptist Church Forum. Thousands of hours of hard work has been put into this site, by True Christians for True Christians. You may hate everything Landover stands for, that's your prerogative, but the LEAST you could do as a guest in our virtual home is to be polite and respectful. Even if your host says something you strongly disagree with, as a guest the rules of common courtesy demand you to be polite. If you can't stand it, you should thank your hosts for a pleasant time and excuse yourself. You stupid pig, learn some manners garbage!
After you typed these words you should have stopped typing. That's what "over and out" means; it means end of message. How could you not know this?

If you mean "devils," why would you type "debils?" Howw wuld u liek itt iff II speld liek yu?

Why don't you get that proper spelling is important to communicate effectively? Is that an aboriginal trait or is the public school system to blame?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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This is why mongoloids need to be sterilized.