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    Levi Johnston, Attention Whore

    After making a ridiculous ad for pistachios, professional attention whore Levi Johnston has announced that he will further humiliate Sarah Palin and her bastard grandchild, simultaneously nauseating millions, by posing nude for Playgirl Magazine.

    ANCHORAGE, Alaska (Oct. 5) - Levi Johnston is going for the ultimate exposure — his bare body.

    Posing nude for Playgirl is next for the 19-year-old father of Sarah Palin's grandchild. Johnston's attorney, Rex Butler, said Wednesday that a formal agreement has not been reached with the online magazine but adds it's a "foregone conclusion" it will happen.
    Johnston's Johnson will be the linchpin in the tables-turning "Barely Legal" issue.
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    Re: Levi Johnston, Attention Whore

    Just FYI everybody: The first person to post his pornographic photograph here on God's favorite forum is going to be banned for life.

    Send it to me privately for my pastoral review, and great rewards will come your way.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #3
      Re: Levi Johnston, Attention Whore

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Just FYI everybody: The first person to post his pornographic photograph here on God's favorite forum is going to be banned for life.

      Send it to me privately for my pastoral review, and great rewards will come your way.
      Pastor, I'm afraid what your reaction would be if I sent you an email with the subject "Levi's junk."
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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        Re: Levi Johnston, Attention Whore

        We all know that hockey hoodlum Levi (Is he a Joo) raped the pure and chaste Bristol Palin and as per Biblical law he should marry her.

        Now Levi Johnstonberg is posing for a magazine that appeals to whores and homers. I hope Jesus takes his might sword and chops that boy into little round disks so that Satan can use him for a hockey puck. He shoots he scores!

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        • #5
          Re: Levi Johnston, Attention Whore

          Originally posted by TC Patriot View Post
          We all know that hockey hoodlum Levi (Is he a Joo) raped the pure and chaste Bristol Palin and as per Biblical law he should marry her.

          Now Levi Johnstonberg is posing for a magazine that appeals to whores and homers. I hope Jesus takes his might sword and chops that boy into little round disks so that Satan can use him for a hockey puck. He shoots he scores!
          Since America got a Nigra president, I guess Satan can now play hockey in hell.

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          • #6
            Re: Levi Johnston, Attention Whore

            I hear he's working out like six hours a day to get in shape for the photo shoot. How much of a loser do you have to be to be out of shape at age 20? What a dink!

            And I bet he's hung like a mosquito!



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            • #7
              Re: Levi Johnston, Attention Whore

              Sweet pretzel-bent Christ on the Cross! See what happened when he left the warm Christian boosom of his almost-Family?

              Now - Will any of the Ladies be bringing this particular Issue into Church when it comes out? Perhaps to scrutinize it for pertinent parts. For Pastor to Preach against

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                Re: Levi Johnston, Attention Whore

                Originally posted by Original Gothster View Post
                I hear he's working out like six hours a day to get in shape for the photo shoot. How much of a loser do you have to be to be out of shape at age 20? What a dink!

                And I bet he's hung like a mosquito!
                We are going to find out friend. Trust me the pastors of Landover will have their eye on this one.

                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                • #9
                  Re: Levi Johnston, Attention Whore

                  Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                  We are going to find out friend. Trust me the pastors of Landover will have their eye on this one.
                  No doubt they will...

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                  • #10
                    Re: Levi Johnston, Attention Whore

                    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                    Pastor, I'm afraid what your reaction would be if I sent you an email with the subject "Levi's junk."
                    But we already know he is.

                    (Not you, the other Levi.)

                    Obviously, whoever believes "God didn't make no junk" has never heard of Levi Johnston.

                    I wonder if he'll do one of those, shall we say, "beef stroganoff" videos, and call it "Levi's Johnson"?
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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