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    Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

    Folks, I am very enthusiastic about this little crafts project. Make a proper Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket...

    Materials: One old bucket, some paint and ribbons, and some nice hand sized throwing stones.

    Directions: Paint the bucket a nice pastel color and accessorize with ribbons, dried flowers, or even appliques, then fill with hand sized river rocks.

    Tip: Write your favorite Bible verse around the top of the bucket.
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    Tags: christian compassion, fashion accessories, godly stonings, true christians™
  • #2
    Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

    Ohhhhhhh what a darling and clever idea Momma G! You always come up with the most wonderful ideas. We can make them in different colors to match our outfits and bonnets!

    I can't wait to make a few!!!
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    • #3
      Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

      I've already got Bonita and Sherita on this. Thanks, Mother Glynndie!
      Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

      1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

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      • #4
        Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

        Nice for a purse to carry to Church, too. Plenty of room for Tithing Ca$h!

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        • #5
          Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

          Originally posted by SUV View Post

          Nice for a purse to carry to Church, too. Plenty of room for Tithing Ca$h!
          Gosh, sister! That way we GODLY Bible-believing ladies would have our stones at our fingertips, for all the homers and hussies hanging out on the streetcorners after the service is over!
          1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
          1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

          1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

          Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
          Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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          • #6
            Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

            Originally posted by Sister Noddy View Post
            Gosh, sister! That way we GODLY Bible-believing ladies would have our stones at our fingertips, for all the homers and hussies hanging out on the streetcorners after the service is over!
            Glad to find you Sister Noddy. I haven't previously had the opportunity to apologize to you directly for my UnGodly treatment of you. I am unworthy garbage and now realize the error of my ways. I should never have notched a true woman of Christ. My shame is beyond bearing. I beg that you forgive my unworthy self.

            Yours in Christ,
            papist stooge

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            • #7
              Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

              Oh Mother Glynndie!!! That was AWESOME!! I have made 2 now. How about we sell them at our next bakesale? Fill them with dung cakes!! WOO HOO!!
              Jesus is watching you masturbate.

              Nunquam concumbo dutch puellus intra clunis.

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              • #8
                Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

                Just don't get too carried away ladies. Remember, us guys don't want to carry around pink buckets, and PLEASE don't glue tiny seashells all over the place. I remember that seashell Bible cover that Mother G made for me last year on my birthday. I sliced my hands up something awful on that thing.

                Maybe you could work on a more Manly, Masculine design for us Men. Camouflage? Red, White and Blue? Christ experiencing His temporary death? Just for example.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • #9
                  Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Maybe you could work on a more Manly, Masculine design for us Men. Camouflage? Red, White and Blue? Christ experiencing His temporary death? Just for example.
                  Pastor, I went out on the Internets looking for inspiration for such a project, and I must emphatically state that no one should EVER, EVER Google "masculine basket"!!!
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                  • #10
                    Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

                    Why not? I found a very nice one here.


                    Jesus is watching you masturbate.

                    Nunquam concumbo dutch puellus intra clunis.

                    numquam futuis, puer Batavica ad te asinus praesepe

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                    • #11
                      Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

                      Originally posted by Sister Rebecca View Post
                      Why not? I found a very nice one here.


                      It would take forever to pelt someone to death with that junk.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

                        Originally posted by papist on parole View Post

                        Glad to find you Sister Noddy. I haven't previously had the opportunity to apologize to you directly for my UnGodly treatment of you. I am unworthy garbage and now realize the error of my ways. I should never have notched a true woman of Christ. My shame is beyond bearing. I beg that you forgive my unworthy self.

                        Yours in Christ,
                        papist stooge
                        Oh I seem to remember you as a belt-notch guy! I see they have let you out of confinement now! Have you had a

                        CHANGE OF HEART FOR JESUS?

                        Have you decided to mend your beadfinger ways? Shall we pray? Sister Noddy
                        1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                        1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

                        1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                        Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                        Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                        • #13
                          Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

                          Originally posted by Sister Noddy View Post
                          Oh I seem to remember you as a belt-notch guy! I see they have let you out of confinement now! Have you had a

                          CHANGE OF HEART FOR JESUS?

                          Have you decided to mend your beadfinger ways? Shall we pray? Sister Noddy
                          I would be honoured to pray with you Sister Noddy. But please, you lead. My prayers are contaminated by years of papist heresy.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

                            Originally posted by papist on parole View Post

                            I would be honoured to pray with you Sister Noddy. But please, you lead. My prayers are contaminated by years of papist heresy.
                            Dear Lord Jesus,

                            Let us pray for the soul of the beadfinger, that to come to CHRIST he must first be hated as YOU were hated!

                            For it is written ...

                            John 15:18 If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before it hated you.

                            John 15:19 If ye were of the world, the world would love his own: but because ye are not of the world, but I have chosen you out of the world, therefore the world hateth you.

                            Let us pray for the beadfinger, that he has now emerged from his confinement feeling beaten down, stomped on, exhausted and contrite of heart, for Your Name's sake!

                            For it is also written ...

                            2nd Corinthians 6:17 Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you,

                            Ephesians 5:11 And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove them.

                            Amen!

                            If you now feel hated and washed clean of your vile sins, then you have taken a first small step in the direction of True Christianity™, and we might not have to stone you, belt boy!

                            Praise!
                            1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                            1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

                            1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                            Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                            Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                            • #15
                              Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              Maybe you could work on a more Manly, Masculine design for us Men. Camouflage? Red, White and Blue? Christ experiencing His temporary death? Just for example.
                              I followed Jenny D's advice and avoided googling man's basket, but I did come across a clever idea and a bit of a play on words too...
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