Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

[Glendora Christianson]

Folks, I am very enthusiastic about this little crafts project. Make a proper Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket...

Materials: One old bucket, some paint and ribbons, and some nice hand sized throwing stones.

Directions: Paint the bucket a nice pastel color and accessorize with ribbons, dried flowers, or even appliques, then fill with hand sized river rocks.

Tip: Write your favorite Bible verse around the top of the bucket.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Ohhhhhhh what a darling and clever idea Momma G! You always come up with the most wonderful ideas. We can make them in different colors to match our outfits and bonnets!

I can't wait to make a few!!!

[Justina Thyme]

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I've already got Bonita and Sherita on this. Thanks, Mother Glynndie!

[SUV]

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Nice for a purse to carry to Church, too. Plenty of room for Tithing Ca$h!

[Sister Noddy]

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Nice for a purse to carry to Church, too. Plenty of room for Tithing Ca$h!

Gosh, sister! That way we GODLY Bible-believing ladies would have our stones at our fingertips, for all the homers and hussies hanging out on the streetcorners after the service is over!

[Brother Enoch]

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Gosh, sister! That way we GODLY Bible-believing ladies would have our stones at our fingertips, for all the homers and hussies hanging out on the streetcorners after the service is over!

Glad to find you Sister Noddy. I haven't previously had the opportunity to apologize to you directly for my UnGodly treatment of you. I am unworthy garbage and now realize the error of my ways. I should never have notched a true woman of Christ. My shame is beyond bearing. I beg that you forgive my unworthy self.

Yours in Christ,
papist stooge

[Sister Rebecca]

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Oh Mother Glynndie!!! That was AWESOME!! I have made 2 now. How about we sell them at our next bakesale? Fill them with dung cakes!! WOO HOO!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Just don't get too carried away ladies. Remember, us guys don't want to carry around pink buckets, and PLEASE don't glue tiny seashells all over the place. I remember that seashell Bible cover that Mother G made for me last year on my birthday. I sliced my hands up something awful on that thing.

Maybe you could work on a more Manly, Masculine design for us Men. Camouflage? Red, White and Blue? Christ experiencing His temporary death? Just for example.

[JennyD]

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Maybe you could work on a more Manly, Masculine design for us Men. Camouflage? Red, White and Blue? Christ experiencing His temporary death? Just for example.

Pastor, I went out on the Internets looking for inspiration for such a project, and I must emphatically state that no one should EVER, EVER Google "masculine basket"!!!

[Sister Rebecca]

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Why not? I found a very nice one here.

[Brother Enoch]

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Why not? I found a very nice one here.

It would take forever to pelt someone to death with that junk.

[Sister Noddy]

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Glad to find you Sister Noddy. I haven't previously had the opportunity to apologize to you directly for my UnGodly treatment of you. I am unworthy garbage and now realize the error of my ways. I should never have notched a true woman of Christ. My shame is beyond bearing. I beg that you forgive my unworthy self.

Yours in Christ,
papist stooge

Oh I seem to remember you as a belt-notch guy! I see they have let you out of confinement now! Have you had a

CHANGE OF HEART FOR JESUS?

Have you decided to mend your beadfinger ways? Shall we pray? Sister Noddy

[Brother Enoch]

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Oh I seem to remember you as a belt-notch guy! I see they have let you out of confinement now! Have you had a

CHANGE OF HEART FOR JESUS?

Have you decided to mend your beadfinger ways? Shall we pray? Sister Noddy

I would be honoured to pray with you Sister Noddy. But please, you lead. My prayers are contaminated by years of papist heresy.

[Sister Noddy]

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I would be honoured to pray with you Sister Noddy. But please, you lead. My prayers are contaminated by years of papist heresy.

Dear Lord Jesus,

Let us pray for the soul of the beadfinger, that to come to CHRIST he must first be hated as YOU were hated!

For it is written ...

John 15:18 If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before it hated you.

John 15:19 If ye were of the world, the world would love his own: but because ye are not of the world, but I have chosen you out of the world, therefore the world hateth you.

Let us pray for the beadfinger, that he has now emerged from his confinement feeling beaten down, stomped on, exhausted and contrite of heart, for Your Name's sake!

For it is also written ...

2nd Corinthians 6:17 Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you,

Ephesians 5:11 And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove them.

Amen!

If you now feel hated and washed clean of your vile sins, then you have taken a first small step in the direction of True Christianity™, and we might not have to stone you, belt boy!

Praise!

[Glendora Christianson]

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Maybe you could work on a more Manly, Masculine design for us Men. Camouflage? Red, White and Blue? Christ experiencing His temporary death? Just for example.

I followed Jenny D's advice and avoided googling man's basket, but I did come across a clever idea and a bit of a play on words too...