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Old 03-18-2014, 05:29 AM
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Default Should a True Christian Date a Dwarf?

Not that I would necessarily consider it personally, but should I - um - someone - date a vertically challenged man? Let's say this dwarf is striving to find JESUS? Let's say that he could be healed like our darling Midge?


This is purely hypothetical and I want no one to question that (especially 2 or 3 nosey women I know).


Pastor Ezekiel and other True Christian™ friends, please add your thoughts to this discussion.


(Elijah, dear, did you get the pie I sent you?)


Surely the um, friend - for whom I write this will find someone else soon. Surely the LORD won't see fit to make her an OLD MAID and DIE ALONE, LOVELESS, and FRUSTRATED. Surely JESUS cares enough to listen to her PRAYERS - hello, Lord - are you there? But it would be good to have an answer just in case.


Praise God, from whom ALL blessings flow (Here I am, Lord!)
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