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    pray for all these idiot people that want to get baby cages and pray for them to get a brain instead

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    Re: please pray

    Originally posted by saintluke View Post
    pray for all these idiot people that want to get baby cages and pray for them to get a brain instead

    Idiot people might need a brain, they might stop being idiots, would most certainly stop voting on demonrats and might even stop creating useless threads to insult without understanding.

    Baby cages are used by loving and well educated parents that care for their children

    To protect the children as in Exodus 2:3

    "And when she could not longer hide him, she took for him an ark of bulrushes, and daubed it with slime and with pitch, and put the child therein; and she laid it in the flags by the river's brink."

    Galations 4:3 is quite clear as well as to what proper education is about.

    "Even so we, when we were children, were in bondage under the elements of the world"

    I'm sure you're one of those pansy foreigners that harassed the finest crafstman that ever buit a baby cage (both my kids have to thank him for their confort), but even tired he presented an answer that I cannot avoid showing.



    Yes, I know that this forum is seldom linient on advertising but I can assure, as GOD is my witness, that what that man has written is true.

    "A baby cage? Isn't this harmful to children? No, All of our products are tested on third-world country test subjects for six months. After each experiment, no child showed signs of physical or emotional damage. Baby Cage products are 100% safe! None of our products can cause permanant damage to a child or infant. "

    See my two children? happy as children can be...



    PRAISE THE LORD!

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    • #3
      Re: please pray

      What's wrong with a baby cage?

      It's not like they're selling baby PRESSES, for crying out loud. (Because you know they WOULD be crying out loud.)

      I'd like to get two jumbo baby cages, for my young charge's filthy hippie parents.
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      • #4
        Re: please pray

        I WANNA PRAY LOLZ

        DEAR GOD HOO IST IN HEAVEN

        PLEASES FORGIVE WHAT I DID LAST WEEK

        I ACCUSED THAT OLD LADY OF SMASHING HER HEAD OVER MY NEW CAR

        BUT NOW I REALISED THAT I WAS WRONG, SHE WAS OLD AND THUS DID NOT KNOW WHAT SHE WAS DOING

        IM ALSO SORRY FOR BLOVKING THE FIRE EXIT AT THE BLIND CHOILDRENS ORFHANGE WHITH MEIN HUGE PORN COLLECTION, I DIDNT THINK THE KIDS WERE DUMB ENOUGH TO START A FIRE THEMSELVES

        BUT IM GLAD TO HEAR 24 LIVED....OUT OF 72

        AMEN

        P.S. HOWS THE WORLD PEACE THING COMING ALONG

        PPS. CAN JESUS COME OUT TO PLAY, I GOT A NEW GAME FOR ME PS2

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        • #5
          Re: please pray

          Originally posted by ANALGORECUMPISSFLAP View Post
          Rubbish deleted

          PPS. CAN JESUS COME OUT TO PLAY, I GOT A NEW GAME FOR ME PS2
          Friend, if you want to find Jesus then you really do need to quit the Glue

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          • #6
            Re: please pray

            Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
            Friend, if you want to find Jesus then you really do need to quit the Glue
            Terrible to think Sister what these sinners will do to themselves in their depravity. Destroying their own minds by inhaling toxic substances. Doubtless this reprobate could use some of your' Hypoxyphilia therapy Sister Talitha to clear his mind up. We were all pleased how how well behaved that nephew of your's was during last Sunday service. He was letting out some proper (if hoarse) "Hosannas" last Sunday service.

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            • #7
              Re: please pray

              Originally posted by ALGORECUMPISSFLAP View Post

              I WANNA PRAY LOLZ ...
              DEAR GOD HOO IST IN HEAVEN ...
              PLEASES FORGIVE WHAT I DID LAST WEEK ...
              I ACCUSED ...
              BUT NOW I REALISED ...
              IM ALSO SORRY ...
              BUT IM GLAD ...
              CAN JESUS COME OUT TO PLAY ...
              Hey there, what sort of nonsense is this? Yoooou taking the Lord's Name in vain?

              Quick! run for your life before Jesus kills you, flippity flap ...
              1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
              1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


              1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

              Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
              Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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              • #8
                Re: please pray

                Baby cages are great for parents who use baby harnesses:
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                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • #9
                  Re: please pray

                  And you can use baby cages for your dogs too! We used 'em to hold both (kids & dogs) at the same time.
                  I do pray those chinks make 'em right however; Lost a good dog when he chewed the lead paint off one of 'em. (Didn't kill him mind you, just made him too stupid to hunt anymore so I shot 'em).

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