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    AIDS AIDS THE HOMO DISEASE, You Can Catch It When They Sneeze

    Dear Friends,

    Don't sit behind a great big fruit
    You can catch it when they toot.

    Don't do the nails of a stinking dyke
    Lez-be-friends, they scratch and bite.

    Don't let nancies teach your kid
    They will hump them in a shed

    Don't share a comb with a drama queen
    The secrete AIDS when they clean

    Don't let them trim your apple tree
    They cover bark with HIV

    Don't let them use your restroom sink
    Barbershop or ice cream rink

    Best thing to do with a gay ol boy
    Is beat him to death by a pond of koi.*

    Grab a shovel for an indigo girl
    Smack her head til her tootsies curl.*

    Don't let 'em lie that its a choice
    Without breath they'll have no voice.

    * Artistic license -- True Christians(tm) follow all secular laws!

    Yours in His Love,
    bab
    Tags: anal sex causes ass demons, fags cause the aids, know your enemy
  • #2
    Re: AIDS AIDS THE HOMO DISEASE, You Can Catch It When They Sneeze

    Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
    Dear Friends,

    Don't sit behind a great big fruit
    You can catch it when they toot.

    Don't do the nails of a stinking dyke
    Lez-be-friends, they scratch and bite.

    Don't let nancies teach your kid
    They will hump them in a shed

    Don't share a comb with a drama queen
    The secrete AIDS when they clean
    Praise Jesus. Do you know if anyone has written a song on the subject of USA 300 yet? Why, even its very name is poetic.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • #3
      Re: AIDS AIDS THE HOMO DISEASE, You Can Catch It When They Sneeze

      So now instead of saying "GoD Bless You" we get to scream "GoD DAMN You!" when someone who looks a little Homer!ish - like maybe that Mel Gibson - sneezes. Hallelujah!

      I've been always wanting to do that anyway

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      • #4
        Re: AIDS AIDS THE HOMO DISEASE, You Can Catch It When They Sneeze

        I remember that. The best children's book since "Heather Has Two Mommies and Both will Burn in Hell"
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        • #5
          Re: AIDS AIDS THE HOMO DISEASE, You Can Catch It When They Sneeze

          Wow...-Cough..- Interesting....Very....Um..Closeminded? Ignorant?
          maybe just plain...dumb?
          <Insert words of wisdom here>

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          • #6
            Re: AIDS AIDS THE HOMO DISEASE, You Can Catch It When They Sneeze

            Originally posted by Mr.Rastaman View Post
            Wow...-Cough..- Interesting....Very....Um..Closeminded? Ignorant?
            maybe just plain...dumb?
            You claim to be a Rastaman, but you love the "batty bwoys"? How strange.
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            • #7
              Re: AIDS AIDS THE HOMO DISEASE, You Can Catch It When They Sneeze

              Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
              You claim to be a Rastaman, but you love the "batty bwoys"? How strange.
              I don't hate. I don't care about somone's preference.
              <Insert words of wisdom here>

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              • #8
                Re: AIDS AIDS THE HOMO DISEASE, You Can Catch It When They Sneeze

                Originally posted by Mr.Rastaman View Post
                I don't hate. I don't care about somone's preference.
                Do you love Jesus friend? Remember He died for your sins so you should love Him in return.

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                • #9
                  Re: AIDS AIDS THE HOMO DISEASE, You Can Catch It When They Sneeze

                  Originally posted by Mr.Rastaman View Post
                  I don't hate. I don't care about somone's preference.
                  So basically what you're saying is that you're a false rasta? I don't think we've ever had one of those before.
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • #10
                    Re: AIDS AIDS THE HOMO DISEASE, You Can Catch It When They Sneeze

                    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                    Do you love Jesus friend? Remember He died for your sins so you should love Him in return.
                    I have my own thoughts on religion. I dont hate it but i dont beleve it. I'll save my love for now.
                    <Insert words of wisdom here>

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                    • #11
                      Re: AIDS AIDS THE HOMO DISEASE, You Can Catch It When They Sneeze

                      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                      So basically what you're saying is that you're a false rasta? I don't think we've ever had one of those before.
                      I don't understand how I am a "False Rasta" This confuses me. And also you don't know anything about me to the right to say anything about me is not yours.
                      <Insert words of wisdom here>

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                      • #12
                        Re: AIDS AIDS THE HOMO DISEASE, You Can Catch It When They Sneeze

                        Originally posted by Mr.Rastaman View Post
                        Wow...-Cough..- Interesting....Very....Um..Closeminded? Ignorant?
                        maybe just plain...dumb?
                        These are hateful rude things to say for such a non hater as yourself

                        To you agents of false religions and atheists...
                        Proverbs 16:2
                        All the ways of a man are clean in his own eyes; but the Lord weigheth the spirits.

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                        • #13
                          Re: AIDS AIDS THE HOMO DISEASE, You Can Catch It When They Sneeze

                          I did not express any hate so what does it matter? All I said was that it was an ignorant post.
                          <Insert words of wisdom here>

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                          • #14
                            Re: AIDS AIDS THE HOMO DISEASE, You Can Catch It When They Sneeze

                            Originally posted by Mr.Rastaman View Post
                            I did not express any hate so what does it matter? All I said was that it was an ignorant post.
                            You have expressed your hatred of Jesus in every single post you've made. Don't think He isn't keeping count, either, nancy.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                            • #15
                              Re: AIDS AIDS THE HOMO DISEASE, You Can Catch It When They Sneeze

                              Originally posted by Mr.Rastaman View Post
                              I don't understand how I am a "False Rasta" This confuses me. And also you don't know anything about me to the right to say anything about me is not yours.
                              It is a central commandment of the insane Rastademon ganja cult that you must hate queers. Failure to do so clearly marks you out as being a false Rasta.

                              Well, that and the fact that you're not a Canada-Carribean.
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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