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  • DogSpitAsshatBitch
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • May 2008
    • 691

    #76
    Re: The bizarre beliefs of mongrels!

    Paster E. it is true. I am sorry but I do not want to acknowledge that. That is not your fault that I do not want to acknowledge it. I am actually pretty fat, but so what?

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    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2006
      • 12414

      #77
      Re: The bizarre beliefs of mongrels!

      Originally posted by DogSpitAsshat View Post
      Scripture is not proof and is not always right.
      You keep telling yourself that and one day you may actually believe it.
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      • DogSpitAsshatBitch
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • May 2008
        • 691

        #78
        Re: The bizarre beliefs of mongrels!

        Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
        You keep telling yourself that and one day you may actually believe it.
        No that will not happen. I am smarter than that and I do not need a book to tell me how I should and should not live. So that will never happen.

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        • JennyD
          Honorary True Christian™
          Sweet Placid Sister
          Forum Member
          • Dec 2007
          • 9567

          #79
          Re: The bizarre beliefs of mongrels!

          Originally posted by DogSpitAsshat View Post
          No that will not happen. I am smarter than that and I do not need a book to tell me how I should and should not live. So that will never happen.
          Er, you are smarter than to believe your own lie, that Scripture is not proof?

          Congratulations, you're making baby steps toward Baby Jesus!

          Yes, we know God through Scripture. Therefore, the only reliable and True(c) answers about God are found in the Holy KJV.
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          • JawOfAnAss
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • May 2008
            • 313

            #80
            Re: The bizarre beliefs of mongrels!

            Originally posted by DogSpitAsshat View Post
            I am actually pretty fat
            Dogspit (a.k.a Wagonburner1989) do you realize that you look very drunk in your picture? I'm glad you have photoshop to crop out the empty cheap wiskey bottle.

            Look at the facts squaw:

            Fat= too many calories=you
            Too much booze=too many calories=fat
            Tokin a peacepipe full of marijuana=munchies
            Munchies=too many calories=fat

            This is simple math.

            DogSpit you just smoke too much pot and consume too much liquor.

            1 Sam 1:14
            And Eli said unto her, How long wilt thou be drunken? put away thy wine from thee.

            Prov 23:21
            For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags

            Wiskey is way more decadent than a cabernet.
            How long can you go on lying about your pot-smoking and alcoholism?

            Just admit your problem here and to Jesus and begin your healing.
            If you don't, I see you just drinking fire-water, smokin' dope, and chewin' on dog meat the rest of your wretched existence.

            In tough love,
            Jaw
            Judges 15:16
            And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

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            • JawOfAnAss
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • May 2008
              • 313

              #81
              Re: The bizarre beliefs of mongrels!

              Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
              What does the 1989 part signify?
              It might be some sort of celebration of the day she fornicated with a bison while in a drunken stupor.

              Lev 20:15
              And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.

              I wish the bison had a tag on it, I would be more than happy to carry out the slaying. Bison burger is lean and full of muscle building protein.
              Judges 15:16
              And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

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              • Sister Noddy
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2007
                • 1843

                #82
                Re: The bizarre beliefs of mongrels!

                Originally posted by DogSpitAsshat View Post

                No that will not happen. I am smarter than that and I do not need a book to tell me how I should and should not live. So that will never happen.
                Have you come here to mock JESUS, missy? Some people come in here and think they know it all, they don't listen, they never learn, do they! ... but hmm, it might not be too late to ...

                REPENT!

                ... and get your doggie butt on the fast train to Heaven, while there is still time!

                With love in Jesus, Sister Noddy
                1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                • DogSpitAsshatBitch
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • May 2008
                  • 691

                  #83
                  Re: The bizarre beliefs of mongrels!

                  The 1989 signifies the year I was born. I was born October 31, 1989.

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                  • VictoryOS
                    True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                     
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 5388

                    #84
                    Re: The bizarre beliefs of mongrels!

                    Originally posted by DogSpitAsshat View Post
                    The 1989 signifies the year I was born. I was born October 31, 1989.
                    How appropriate.
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                    • David(idiot)
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • May 2008
                      • 19

                      #85
                      Re: The bizarre beliefs of mongrels!

                      do you all truly believe that about europeans.....um...people .....we come from europe....all americans have european ancestry.......and uh.....that thing about the united kingdom not being able to speak english right...uh.....english....our language .....you know this writing your reading currently....comes from ENGLAND....read a book for once

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                      • Bobby-Joe
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                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 18405

                        #86
                        Re: The bizarre beliefs of mongrels!

                        Originally posted by David(idiot) View Post
                        do you all truly believe that about europeans.....um...people .....we come from europe....all americans have european ancestry....
                        You mean like half-Jewish half-African American Barrack Obama?

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