[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Hybrid cars-sissymobiles

Well MY JESUS Mobile is modified, but it certainly isn't sissy.

It's wonderful for plowing down sinners!

GLORY!

[iamwus]

Re: Hybrid cars-sissymobiles

They condemn themselves by the choices they make, what could be more Christian than that?

Wouldn't you be condemning them with the choice that you made when you choose not to stop at a stop sign?

[iamwus]

Re: Hybrid cars-sissymobiles

Yes little girl it is the Christian way! Take a look HERE.

Here we go with the name calling again. In a literal since if he drove through a crowed intersection and killed someone that would be in fact murder which from the definition you linked to would be a sin.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Hybrid cars-sissymobiles

Here we go with the name calling again. In a literal since if he drove through a crowed intersection and killed someone that would be in fact murder which from the definition you linked to would be a sin.

An intersection full of crows? If just the crows got smashed, it wouldn't be murder. And crows can fly, they would get out of the way. What a dumb post!

[Nobar King]

Re: Hybrid cars-sissymobiles

I don't know, they do call it a murder of crows, maybe that's the best way to kill 'em.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Hybrid cars-sissymobiles

Wouldn't you be condemning them with the choice that you made when you choose not to stop at a stop sign?

There is such a thing as personal responsibility. If you choose to drive around in 500 pounds of plastic and fiberglass it is up to you to not drive under my 5,000 pounds of steel.

I really don't want my paint job scratched, and I will sue your estate for payment if you do make me drive over you.

I'm not going to intentionally steer into you, dude, but for the love of crap, at intersections yield the right of way - I ain't gonna.

[Parabola]

Re: Hybrid cars-sissymobiles

God didn't bury fake dinosaur bones along with all that wonderful oil and natural gas so we could leave it buried!

Jeesh!

You really believe in a god that buries bones? I mean... Isn't this similar to worshiping the Egyptian god Anubis???

Heresy!!! Heresy I say!!!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hybrid cars-sissymobiles

Jeesh!

You really believe in a god that buries bones? I mean... Isn't this similar to worshiping the Egyptian god Anubis???

Heresy!!! Heresy I say!!!!

I'm sure this must be funny for you and your sodomite pals, but we take a dim view of God mockery here. So does Jesus.

Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

Watch your mouth, or we'll have to ask you to leave.

[Parabola]

Re: Hybrid cars-sissymobiles

I think this is quite hypocritical.

I do not mock him... In fact, I'm standing up for him. It's you guys who have him bury bones around the Earth like some all-mighty canine.

And by the way..
We are not just sodmites. We are using all our bodily holes for pleasure:

• ears
• nostrils
• eyes
• belly-buttons
• earring piercings

You name it, we penetrate it! That's why God gave them to us in the first place.

Get a life, people! Have some fun!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hybrid cars-sissymobiles

I think this is quite hypocritical.

I do not mock him... In fact, I'm standing up for him. It's you guys who have him bury bones around the Earth like some all-mighty canine.

And by the way..
We are not just sodmites. We are using all our bodily holes for pleasure:

• ears
• nostrils
• eyes
• belly-buttons
• earring piercings

You name it, we penetrate it! That's why God gave them to us in the first place.

Get a life, people! Have some fun!

Can you quote the scripture where God says to cut and pierce your body? Because I have one that says quite the opposite...

Leviticus 19:28 (King James Version)

Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.

Tattoos are also forbidden. Take a look at THIS thread.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Hybrid cars-sissymobiles

We are not just sodmites. We are using all our bodily holes for pleasure:

• ears
• nostrils
• eyes
• belly-buttons
• earring piercings

You name it, we penetrate it!

Wow, those are some tiny tallywhackers.

Did you choose to be a homersexural because you were to tiny to fit deep enough inside a woman to procreate? The laughs that women give you when they see you naked is no match for the horrors of the Fires of Hell. Repent now, marry yourself a woman, and procreated with the female hanging upside down. That way, even with your tiny tallywhacker, the seed can drop down into the uterus. Are you by chance a chink?

[Parabola]

Re: Hybrid cars-sissymobiles

Wow, those are some tiny tallywhackers.

Did you choose to be a homersexural because you were to tiny to fit deep enough inside a woman to procreate? The laughs that women give you when they see you naked is no match for the horrors of the Fires of Hell. Repent now, marry yourself a woman, and procreated with the female hanging upside down. That way, even with your tiny tallywhacker, the seed can drop down into the uterus. Are you by chance a chink?

Blah blah blah blah blah...

You're a blackie, we don't listen to you. God painted you black for a reason.

[Turk Sucker]

Re: Hybrid cars-sissymobiles

Wow, those are some tiny tallywhackers.

Did you choose to be a homersexural because you were to tiny to fit deep enough inside a woman to procreate? The laughs that women give you when they see you naked is no match for the horrors of the Fires of Hell. Repent now, marry yourself a woman, and procreated with the female hanging upside down. That way, even with your tiny tallywhacker, the seed can drop down into the uterus. Are you by chance a chink?

Oh,he's quite OK,I can assure you

May I ask something,by being an ex-negro do you declare that you don't have the ... anatomicals benefits of negros??

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Hybrid cars-sissymobiles

Blah blah blah blah blah...

You're a blackie, we don't listen to you. God painted you black for a reason.

I have a butter caramel complexion, I'm as white as Jesus and I've never done black face. You, being an unwashed, greasy, oily haired greek, are probably a darker complexion than me. You aren't known for being a pure stock after all.

You're a greasy queeropean so I'll excuse your clearly drunken outburst. Don't you people come in to work at 10am to get over your hangovers and leave work a 2pm to get drunk again? I guess if I lived in the shadow of Turkey I'd want to be drunk as well. It has got to suck to have a country of dirty Mudslims be your military, hygienic and cultural superiors.

I've always wondered: do you filthy greeks bugger your sisters and mother like the eye-talians?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hybrid cars-sissymobiles

Blah blah blah blah blah...

You're a blackie, we don't listen to you. God painted you black for a reason.

That was one of the most hateful, racist rants I've ever seen! You will apologize the Brother Remy (who is whiter than you) immediately!!

Oh,he's quite OK,I can assure you

May I ask something,by being an ex-negro do you declare that you don't have the ... anatomicals benefits of negros??

Do i take it that you fornicate with this racist scum?