Hybrid cars-sissymobiles

[Mr. Jingles]

Any man who drives a hybrid car is either gay or on Satan's payroll. Where in the KJB does it say to conserve oil? As for me, I prove my manhood & devotion to Jesus whenever I drive my big Buick that gets only 7 mpg. Plus, it intimidates those heathen bicycle riders.

[Chickenhawk]

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... Some people just like paying less for gas.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Any man who drives a hybrid car is either gay or on Satan's payroll. Where in the KJB does it say to conserve oil? As for me, I prove my manhood & devotion to Jesus whenever I drive my big Buick that gets only 7 mpg. Plus, it intimidates those heathen bicycle riders.

God didn't bury fake dinosaur bones along with all that wonderful oil and natural gas so we could leave it buried!

It would be a sin not to dig it up! Burn it until there's none left, then the Lord will show us what to do next. He always has in the past. When horses became impractical after the Industrial Revolution, God showed Henry Ford how to make the Model T.

It would be blasphemous on our our part to try to "pre-miracle" our Lord. Are we so Proud? Let God show us the way when he decides it's time. For now, I'll keep driving my Ford F350. Until Jesus tells me otherwise that is!

[Chickenhawk]

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God didn't bury fake dinosaur bones along with all that wonderful oil and natural gas so we could leave it buried!

It would be a sin not to dig it up! Burn it until there's none left, then the Lord will show us what to do next. He always has in the past. When horses became impractical after the Industrial Revolution, God showed Henry Ford how to make the Model T.

It would be blasphemous on our our part to try to "pre-miracle" our Lord. Are we so Proud? Let God show us the way when he decides it's time. For now, I'll keep driving my Ford F350. Until Jesus tells me otherwise that is!

Wasn't there some European dude who also made an automobile?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Wasn't there some European dude who also made an automobile?

I'll bet he wasn't a Christian, that's why you can't remember his name! God sometimes works in "mysterious ways" and sometimes it's really obvious. God obviously loved America best, so he gave us the best cars!

And by best, I mean biggest! You don't see anything like an Escalade, like Pastor Zeke drives, coming out of Japland or Queeurope!

Good old American iron, that's what Jesus would drive!

[Chickenhawk]

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I looked it up, and the first "car" (this is used loosely and compared to the Model T, it was pathetic) was made by a French man named Nicolas-Joseph Cugnot. I can't seem to find his religion, however, Wikipedia says, that some believe it was Ferdinand Verbiest, who was a Jesuit missionary... or at least on a Jesuit mission.

As for the first non-steam powered one... Karl/Carl Benz was the first to make it, and he was German. I can't find his religion, although he was most likely Christian, as most Europeans are (and if not "are"; of the time, at the least).

[Off Base]

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So, you don't mind paying $5.00 a gallon, hm?

Big gas guzzlers, like the one you describe, increase demand. "Sissy hybrids" decrease it.

Me, I walk most places I go. Helps demand even more.

[mcgee]

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jesus buried fake dinosuar bones? and put fake fossil fuel in the ground?


wow, last time i checked, carbon dating disproves that theory, and also that the earth is only 6000 years old.

and pastor zeke is soooo cool because he drives an escalde. how'd he buy that escalade? with all of your money. tithing goes to the pastor. not god. if you could pay tithing to god, there would be a god bank where you can pay your 10% and be done.

but no way. screw that. lets give pastor zeke all of our hard earned american mone,y so he can drive an "american" car

do some research. American cars are usually 70%-90% prefabricated in mexico. THEREFORE, they are not made in america, they are made in mexico.

you want to know 1 car company that completely assembles their cars in america. TOYOTA! yes, toyota. they sell americans american cars under japanese leadership.

think before you type.

look up half lifes of atoms. oh wait, you cant. if its not in the bible, why believe it?

[Jean Poole]

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Carbon dating is extremely unreliable, and we know it is 6000 years because of the Bible.

God said in Genesis 1:26 : "And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth."

That means we are called to subjugate EVERYTHING. Everything is for our use. So if God puts Godly Oil under the earth because he knew we would have cars in the future, it is our duty to use the gift he so mercifully gave us.

[Brother Enoch]

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I drive a Suburban



I'm glad so many drivers are choosing the tiny little girly-mobiles made out of plastic - I don't have to stop at intersections anymore. Just a quick check to make sure there aren't any real vehicles coming and its up to the drivers of the rolling speed bumps to get out of my way.

[iamwus]

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I drive a Suburban



I'm glad so many drivers are choosing the tiny little girly-mobiles made out of plastic - I don't have to stop at intersections anymore. Just a quick check to make sure there aren't any real vehicles coming and its up to the drivers of the rolling speed bumps to get out of my way.

yes kill people thats the christian way!!????

[Brother Enoch]

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yes kill people thats the christian way!!????

They condemn themselves by the choices they make, what could be more Christian than that?

[Ebenezer Wright]

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yes kill people thats the christian way!!????

Yes little girl it is the Christian way! Take a look HERE.

[Remy Lebeau]

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I drive a 2008 Cadillac XLR Roadster, but I think it's time for something new. I'm going to have to get with my insiders and take a peek at the 09 models.

On holidays, birthdays and special occasions I treat each of my house staff to one of those hummer limos. Far too gaudy for me, but those nigresses love em. Fits their whole "famblies" with room to spare.

I believe the rise in oil prices is a sign for America to invade Saudi Arabia. That or Jesus only wants his chosen people, True Christians, to be allowed to drive. I'll have to ask him.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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My congregation provides me with an Escalade that I use to drive the 200 yards between my house and the church or for official church business. The rest of the time, I drive a Chevy Avalanche and my wife drives a Tahoe.