[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: Multiple Choice Gifts for Landover Friends

The question is what?

What gift will you accept?
A giver who cannot receive is chary as the beggar who never gives.

So, young friend and redeemable gentleman, what gift will you accept?


Thanks to our TrueChristians™,
all of whom are in and of the Spirit,
gift giving is easy after all!

I'm good thanks. I think I'll survive this christmas with no gifts, the giving is enough since I have no reason -or desire- to receive gifts.

[SUV]

Re: Multiple Choice Gifts for Landover Friends

I'm good thanks. I think I'll survive this christmas with no gifts, the giving is enough since I have no reason -or desire- to receive gifts.

Oh JESUS, now you've gone and Wounded Brother Peter's Delicate, poetic Soul!

Please, please DO choose something - Quickly! If you don't like it you can always put it in the Poor Box!!!

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: Multiple Choice Gifts for Landover Friends

Oh JESUS, now you've gone and Wounded Brother Peter's Delicate, poetic Soul!

Please, please DO choose something - Quickly! If you don't like it you can always put it in the Poor Box!!!

I can never say no to a lady. I'd have to go with the Mcdonalds coupon. I refuse to eat that crap but I'm sure someone would appreciate it. *shrugs*

[SUV]

Re: Multiple Choice Gifts for Landover Friends

I can never say no to a lady. I'd have to go with the Mcdonalds coupon. I refuse to eat that crap but I'm sure someone would appreciate it. *shrugs*

Ah, Bless You, then, Brother!!!

Actually, Brother Peter did show a fabulous Holiday stuffed-toy but that was in another thread and not up for grabs, I don't think....

[Poetic Peter]

Re: Multiple Choice Gifts for Landover Friends

Another gift option for Dameon:

From: Susan Block
Block Bonobo Foundation

Certainly, Mr. Peter, please send Dameon our way for a week's sojourn.
Our ladies will minister. He'll have a fine time.

PS: Dameon. Pleased-enough that you accepted the hamburger coupon.
Understood: it's not your kind of food.
Remember, there are disadvantaged people to be found everywhere;
not that any of them are your peers--for hunger knows not Pride.

[SUV]

Re: Multiple Choice Gifts for Landover Friends

Dameon. Pleased-enough that you accepted the hamburger coupon.

Guy like that, Brother Peter, I Hope he didn't try to steal any of those attractive plastic condiment squeeze-bottles while he was leaving

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: Multiple Choice Gifts for Landover Friends

Guy like that, Brother Peter, I Hope he didn't try to steal any of those attractive plastic condiment squeeze-bottles while he was leaving

No, I just stole some straws... then I found out they were free anyway. Bugger...

[SUV]

Re: Multiple Choice Gifts for Landover Friends

No, I just stole some straws... then I found out they were free anyway. Bugger...

Oh, I Hate it when that happens, I Hate it so bad!!!

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: Multiple Choice Gifts for Landover Friends

Oh, I Hate it when that happens, I Hate it so bad!!!

Especially when you go to loads of effort to steal them.

[Poetic Peter]

Re: Multiple Choice Gifts for Landover Friends

Especially when you go to loads of effort to steal them.

I weep because you just struck a raw nerve in me.
Vices overruled my reasoning powers until I met God and was Saved TM.

One of my lesser habits was petty theft of pepper packets from the fast food joints.
I don't even like pepper.
No matter, into my pockets with 'em all.

Dameon, I was once a thief
like you are today.


Shame

Poet Peter poked a peck
of purloined puerile pepper packets
in pockets of plaid pleated pants
and in his Nehru jacket's plackets

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Multiple Choice Gifts for Landover Friends

What exactly is Jesus doing to that young man??

I'm not sure THAT is the kind of "Sweet Love of Jesus" I want for Christmas! And I think the "artist" responsible for that image has some explaining to do . . .

[SUV]

Re: Multiple Choice Gifts for Landover Friends

Poet Peter poked a peck
of purloined puerile pepper packets
in pockets of plaid pleated pants
and in his Nehru jacket's plackets

Oh my GOD, Brother Peter! I think I remember those Nehru jackets didn't have pockets - but they had...plackets?!

Well, I hope you stole a lot of pepper anyway! I know I would have from those sexular "Authorities" for my Love of JESUS!!!