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  • Poetic Peter
    Christian Poet Emeritus
    Forum Member
    • Nov 2006
    • 1696

    #1

    Multiple Choice Gifts for Landover Friends

    Wishing a Godly Good Jesusmass to all,

    including
    Dameon




    Friends
    , it's kinda hard to shop for you.
    So please choose one gift of your choice from each triad






    Please choose one:
    .....................................................







    Please choose one:
    ..........................................







    Please choose one:
    ...........................................







    Please choose One Way:
    .........................................................






    Peter
  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2026
    • 15118

    #2
    Re: Multiple Choice Gifts for Landover Friends

    Well, Praise The Lord Brother Peter. It's always hard to make these sort of choices at this time of the year.
    I was a little bit stuck when it came to the Free CheeseBurger choice, but as usual Our Saviour© Won the day!

    I Printed out the Free Cheeseburger Coupon for later

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • SUV
      True Christian™ Princess
      The Driving Force behind RA12
      Have at it, anytime!
      • Sep 2006
      • 11027

      #3
      Re: Multiple Choice Gifts for Landover Friends

      Ooh ooh, Brother Peter! Ooh!

      Is there any way possible I might just take them all and then later return the ones I don't like, I mean, donate back the very nicest ones for The Poor a little bit later?

      (Darn ya Sister Tali for making off with that 'strikeover' thing again!)

      Yams In Cream,

      SUV

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      • Dameon_ACLUtard
        Liberal Hate Monger
        Forum Member
        • Dec 2006
        • 363

        #4
        Re: Multiple Choice Gifts for Landover Friends

        Originally posted by Poetic Peter View Post
        Wishing a Godly Good Jesusmass to all,

        including Dameon
        It's nice to be included.
        Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.

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        • SUV
          True Christian™ Princess
          The Driving Force behind RA12
          Have at it, anytime!
          • Sep 2006
          • 11027

          #5
          Re: Multiple Choice Gifts for Landover Friends

          Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post
          It's nice to be included.
          Did you ever happen to think that Brother Peter is simply a nice Man and wished to leave no Sinner out, no matter how far past the Pernt of Redemption you are?!

          PS Which Gift did you choose?

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          • Dameon_ACLUtard
            Liberal Hate Monger
            Forum Member
            • Dec 2006
            • 363

            #6
            Re: Multiple Choice Gifts for Landover Friends

            Originally posted by Sister Sue Vera View Post
            Did you ever happen to think that Brother Peter is simply a nice Man and wished to leave no Sinner out, no matter how far past the Pernt of Redemption you are?!

            PS Which Gift did you choose?
            I was sincerely pleased to be included, jeez not everything I say is sarcastic.

            Urm... which gift did I choose? None, I don't celebrate Christmas. I buy things for my friends who do but I don't receive anything.

            Is that implying you will get stigmata or what? The picture is misleading.
            Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.

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            • SUV
              True Christian™ Princess
              The Driving Force behind RA12
              Have at it, anytime!
              • Sep 2006
              • 11027

              #7
              Re: Multiple Choice Gifts for Landover Friends

              Please, please, Demon ACLUtard! Please do choose a Gift! Don't offend Brother Peter's hospitality!!!!

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              • Dameon_ACLUtard
                Liberal Hate Monger
                Forum Member
                • Dec 2006
                • 363

                #8
                Re: Multiple Choice Gifts for Landover Friends

                Originally posted by Sister Sue Vera View Post
                Please, please, Demon ACLUtard! Please do choose a Gift! Don't offend Brother Peter's hospitality!!!!

                I'll choose a gift if you answer my question...


                Is that implying you will get stigmata or what? The picture is misleading.
                Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.

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                • Jesus is Lord
                  Devout seeker of the Truth™
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 639

                  #9
                  Re: Multiple Choice Gifts for Landover Friends

                  Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post
                  I'll choose a gift if you answer my question...
                  Stigmata is another blasphemy of the cat-o-lick "church".

                  The picture symbolizes the the sacrifice Jesus made for our sins.
                  The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
                  Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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                  • Pastor Al E Pistle
                    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 9323

                    #10
                    Re: Multiple Choice Gifts for Landover Friends

                    I don't see the only gift EVERYONE should be giving! A large PAYPAL donation to JESUS, right from the bottom of this page.
                    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                    • Daisy Mae Johnson
                      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15708

                      #11
                      Re: Multiple Choice Gifts for Landover Friends

                      Why thank you Brother Peter!


                      I chose JESUS and Ever Lasting Life(c).

                      GLORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                      And Happy JESUS' Birthday Brother!

                      Delighted, Sister Thumper
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                      • Jesus is Lord
                        Devout seeker of the Truth™
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 639

                        #12
                        Re: Multiple Choice Gifts for Landover Friends

                        Originally posted by Poetic Peter View Post
                        Wishing a Godly Good Jesusmass to all,

                        including
                        Dameon

                        Friends
                        , it's kinda hard to shop for you.
                        So please choose one gift of your choice from each triad

                        Peter
                        Thank you , Brother Peter. The choices are easy:








                        To choose anything else would be sinful and warrant the wrath of Jesus. PRAISE HIS HOLY NAME!!
                        The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
                        Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
                        sigpic

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                        • tommy
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Oct 2006
                          • 392

                          #13
                          Re: Multiple Choice Gifts for Landover Friends

                          Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                          I don't see the only gift EVERYONE should be giving! A large PAYPAL donation to JESUS, right from the bottom of this page.
                          That reminds me, have you received the gold I sent to Kah'olave?
                          The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
                          Exodus 15:3

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                          • Poetic Peter
                            Christian Poet Emeritus
                            Forum Member
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 1696

                            #14
                            Re: Multiple Choice Gifts for Landover Friends

                            Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post
                            I'll choose a gift if you answer my question...
                            The question is what?

                            What gift will you accept?
                            A giver who cannot receive is chary as the beggar who never gives.

                            So, young friend and redeemable gentleman, what gift will you accept?



                            Thanks to our TrueChristians™,
                            all of whom are in and of the Spirit,
                            gift giving is easy after all!

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                            • SUV
                              True Christian™ Princess
                              The Driving Force behind RA12
                              Have at it, anytime!
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 11027

                              #15
                              Re: Multiple Choice Gifts for Landover Friends

                              Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                              I don't see the only gift EVERYONE should be giving! A large PAYPAL donation to JESUS, right from the bottom of this page.
                              Oh, GOD, Pastor, I don't see it either!

                              I imagine it's because I have been such a Good Christian this year that, in Love,

                              "For He hath blindeth mine eyes, etc. etc. etc."

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