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  • Born Again Kev
    Unsaved Angst-Ridden Trash
    Corinth or whatever his name is sneaking in again under another name for the umpteenth time.
     
    • Jan 2007
    • 45
    #46
    Re: A little cartoon I drew...

    We like to be called "Catholics", as is our name. I have a Pope. I just wish for you to call me a "Catholic", not one of your religious slurs. I give you the same dignity.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78555
        #47
        Re: A little cartoon I drew...

        Maybe this homer is one of those "pus day" freaks. They own the roamn pope as I understand it. And they use bizarre strap-ons called cilices.
        Thats just not right.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Born Again Kev
            Unsaved Angst-Ridden Trash
            Corinth or whatever his name is sneaking in again under another name for the umpteenth time.
             
            • Jan 2007
            • 45
            #48
            Re: A little cartoon I drew...

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Maybe this homer is one of those "pus day" freaks. They own the roamn pope as I understand it. And they use bizarre strap-ons called cilices.
            Thats just not right.
            1) I'm not gay, or a "homer" as you put it.
            2) I am not Opus Dei at all.

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              • OnYourKnees
                On Extended Furlough
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2006
                • 4729
                #49
                Re: A little cartoon I drew...

                Originally posted by Born Again Kev View Post
                I am not a Papist. I am a Catholic. It's very simple. It starts out, "Our Father, who art in heaven..." I'm sure you know the rest.
                I thought it went more like this:

                Hail, Holy Queen,
                Mother of Mercy,
                our life, our sweetness and our hope!
                To thee do we cry, poor banished children of Eve;
                to thee do we send up our sighs, mourning and weeping
                in this valley of tears.
                Turn then, most gracious advocate,
                thine eyes of mercy toward us,
                and after this our exile,
                show unto us the blessed fruit of thy womb, Jesus.
                O clement, O loving, O sweet Virgin Mary!

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                  • Born Again Kev
                    Unsaved Angst-Ridden Trash
                    Corinth or whatever his name is sneaking in again under another name for the umpteenth time.
                     
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 45
                    #50
                    Re: A little cartoon I drew...

                    Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                    I thought it went more like this:
                    That would be one prayer, yes. We also have:
                    "Glory be to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Spirit....."
                    And a number of others. We also give informal prayers that are just spoken, rather than recited from memory. They are usually prayers of petition, but can also be prayers of thanksgiving. IF you have any more questions, please refer to my "Ask A Catholic" thread.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78555
                        #51
                        Re: A little cartoon I drew...

                        Originally posted by Born Again Kev View Post
                        That would be one prayer, yes. We also have:
                        "Glory be to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Spirit....."
                        And a number of others. We also give informal prayers that are just spoken, rather than recited from memory. They are usually prayers of petition, but can also be prayers of thanksgiving. IF you have any more questions, please refer to my "Ask A Catholic" thread.
                        Why do you bring up unrelated issues? Why do you continue to avoid the fact that you catlicks pray to Jesus' mammy, when the Bible never says she was anything but a naging bitch to her Son. Jesus prayed to His father in the Holy Bible, but He never prayed to His mom. He did tell her off though.

                        John 2:4 Jesus saith unto her, Woman, what have I to do with thee? mine hour is not yet come.

                        Unless you can show us IN THE HOLY KJV1611 BIBLE exactly where Jesus commands us, or even hints that we should pray to His mom, or light candles and kneel at a clay statue of her, then you are condemned to everlasting hell for idolatry and worshiping false Gods. You are no better than a chink kowtowing to his fat demongod buddar.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Brother Temperance
                            Senior Usher
                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                            A very nice young man
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15621
                            #52
                            Re: A little cartoon I drew...

                            Originally posted by Born Again Kev View Post
                            That would be one prayer, yes. We also have:
                            "Glory be to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Spirit....."
                            And a number of others. We also give informal prayers that are just spoken, rather than recited from memory. They are usually prayers of petition, but can also be prayers of thanksgiving. IF you have any more questions, please refer to my "Ask A Catholic" thread.
                            Oh, you worship other gods, but it's alright, because you worship the real God as well? Sort of hedging your bets, aren't you?
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                              • Born Again Kev
                                Unsaved Angst-Ridden Trash
                                Corinth or whatever his name is sneaking in again under another name for the umpteenth time.
                                 
                                • Jan 2007
                                • 45
                                #53
                                Re: A little cartoon I drew...

                                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                                Oh, you worship other gods, but it's alright, because you worship the real God as well? Sort of hedging your bets, aren't you?
                                Have you even read my other thread? At all?!?

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                                  • OnYourKnees
                                    On Extended Furlough
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Nov 2006
                                    • 4729
                                    #54
                                    Re: A little cartoon I drew...

                                    Originally posted by Born Again Kev View Post
                                    Have you even read my other thread? At all?!?
                                    I believe Brother Temperance figured that, since you failed so miserably over there to answer any question asked of you, perhaps you'd do better over here with less pressure.

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                                      • Born Again Kev
                                        Unsaved Angst-Ridden Trash
                                        Corinth or whatever his name is sneaking in again under another name for the umpteenth time.
                                         
                                        • Jan 2007
                                        • 45
                                        #55
                                        Re: A little cartoon I drew...

                                        No. I won't. I'm not even going to try to explain it to you because anything I say, will be warped and distorted and you will believe nothing of it. I could tell you that humans have two legs and you would not believe me. So, I'm not even going to put in the effort.

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                                          • OnYourKnees
                                            On Extended Furlough
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Nov 2006
                                            • 4729
                                            #56
                                            Re: A little cartoon I drew...

                                            Originally posted by Born Again Kev View Post
                                            No. I won't. I'm not even going to try to explain it to you because anything I say, will be warped and distorted and you will believe nothing of it. I could tell you that humans have two legs and you would not believe me. So, I'm not even going to put in the effort.
                                            Translated:

                                            "I realize that my 'religion' is actually a cult based on lies which separate me from God, as proven by all of your superior arguments against my points. The Bible does not support Catholicism, and you've shown that. Since I can't openly admit it without being punished by my Papist Cult, I'm going to just say you don't discuss fair, with all your Bible-quoting, and take my marbles and go home."

                                            Or maybe it's more like:

                                            "You big meanies won't let me win any argument with my Catholic lies, you just keep quoting that Bible thing, as though it's some kind of authority over the Catholic Church, and saying everything I believe is wrong because you're trying to save me from going to Hell. That's mean, and hurts my self-esteem because I can't win with my little "Catjism" book, or whatever it is. They called me Poor Little Kev before because I start crying like a little boy who stubbed his toe when I don't get what I want, and I'm going to do the same thing now. WAAAAAAHHH!!!!"

                                            Bye bye, Kev. Come on back when you understand your own "religion" and are able to discuss it as an adult.

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                                              • Enobarbus
                                                Professor of English Landover University
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 3496
                                                #57
                                                Re: A little cartoon I drew...

                                                Originally posted by Born Again Kev View Post
                                                I meant "they're" in my first statement. I don't seem to be able to edit my posts. Can someone shed some light on the subject?
                                                We could look at giving newcomers a short time frame in which to correct typos. The problem, as I'm sure you're aware, is that editing can be abused.
                                                Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                                                  • Pastor Al E Pistle
                                                    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 9323
                                                    #58
                                                    Re: A little cartoon I drew...

                                                    Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
                                                    We could look at giving newcomers a short time frame in which to correct typos. The problem, as I'm sure you're aware, is that editing can be abused.
                                                    I'm good with giving them ten minutes or so.
                                                    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                                                    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                                                    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 78555
                                                        #59
                                                        Re: A little cartoon I drew...

                                                        Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                                                        I'm good with giving them ten minutes or so.
                                                        You're turning soft, Pastor Pistle. I'd like to know if we couldn't rig up something to electrocute them if they try and edit their posts. Save Jesus some trouble.
                                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                          • SalvationSeeker
                                                            True Christian™ Theologian
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 3892
                                                            #60
                                                            Re: A little cartoon I drew...

                                                            I may not have a saying on this matter, but I believe that rights have to be earned through works, just like Salvation.
                                                            So IMO, they doesn't deserve anything until they prove they aren't only here to mock Jesus.

                                                            They should be happy they're allowed to post at all.
                                                            If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                                                            A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                                                            Proverbs 9:12-13

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