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  • Virginia Day Templeton
    Christ's Battle Axe
     
    • Dec 2006
    • 2827

    #1

    A little cartoon I drew...

    The Hateful Hypocrisy of the Homosexual Agenda



    What do you folks think? Do I have a future in the field?
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  • Arethusa
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2006
    • 284

    #2
    Re: A little cartoon I drew...

    Can't. Stop. Laughing.

    I think you have a future with Chick tracts. I can't think of higher praise.
    Tir'd, and despairing, O celestial maid,
    I'm caught, I cry'd, without thy heav'nly aid.
    Help me, Diana, help a nymph forlorn,
    Devoted to the woods, who long has worn
    Thy livery, and long thy quiver born.
    - Ovid

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    • Virginia Day Templeton
      Christ's Battle Axe
       
      • Dec 2006
      • 2827

      #3
      Re: A little cartoon I drew...

      Oh, my! I'm so flattered, I don't even know what to say...
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      • Poetic Peter
        Christian Poet Emeritus
        Forum Member
        • Nov 2006
        • 1696

        #4
        Re: A little cartoon I drew...

        Really great! It cuts! It slams! It is CONCEPT, and it's very well done.

        Bowing deeply,

        Peter


        PS:
        The homer also looks vaguely jewish, and that's like, another plus mark for your art.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: A little cartoon I drew...

          I think you should submit your artistic expression of God's Will to every True Christian™ publication you can find. I'm sure it will be very useful in spreading God's Word. Perhaps it could be made into a poster and superglued on the windows of every queer bar in America!
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Brother Temperance
            Senior Usher
            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
            A very nice young man
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15621

            #6
            Re: A little cartoon I drew...

            Praise! I don't know much about art, but I know what God hates!
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • neko-lear
              Unsaved trash
               
              • Nov 2006
              • 51

              #7
              Re: A little cartoon I drew...

              Virginia D. Templeton, keep practicing and you may have a future in the field.

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              • Pastor Isaac Peters
                Senior Pastor
                Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                Always Biblically correct
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 10639

                #8
                Re: A little cartoon I drew...

                Bull's-eye! I can't help noticing that the homers haven't stopped by to refute it, but then, how could they? If you weren't a woman, I'd suggest that you become an editorial cartoonist at one of our great conservative newspapers.
                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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                • Virginia Day Templeton
                  Christ's Battle Axe
                   
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 2827

                  #9
                  Re: A little cartoon I drew...

                  The Truth Behind The Arab-Israeli "Conflict"

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                  • lilith
                    Night Hag
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 1232

                    #10
                    Re: A little cartoon I drew...

                    Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
                    Oh, my! I'm so flattered, I don't even know what to say...

                    Riiiiight...so why's JC squinting then?

                    And why's he got no legs?

                    And what's thing just above his head? Is it a UFO?
                    In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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                    • Rachael Van Helsing
                      HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 5131

                      #11
                      Re: A little cartoon I drew...

                      Originally posted by lilith View Post
                      And what's thing just above his head? Is it a UFO?
                      It looks more like a mouth to me. Which raises an entire set of new and disturbing questions!
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                      Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                      • Virginia Day Templeton
                        Christ's Battle Axe
                         
                        • Dec 2006
                        • 2827

                        #12
                        Re: A little cartoon I drew...

                        Originally posted by lilith View Post
                        Riiiiight...so why's JC squinting then?

                        And why's he got no legs?

                        And what's thing just above his head? Is it a UFO?
                        You're very stupid, aren't you?
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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #13
                          Re: A little cartoon I drew...

                          Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
                          You're very stupid, aren't you?
                          Pay no attention to the unsaved scum that slithers in here from time to time, sister Templeton. Not only are they stupid, but they are fools.

                          It is better to hear the rebuke of the wise, than for a man to hear the song of fools.
                          For as the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool: this also is vanity. Ecclesiastes 7:5-6


                          Psalm 5:5 The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.

                          I understand that Brother Chick has already expressed an interest in your artwork, and a check is in the mail on its way to you. Congratulations!
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • lilith
                            Night Hag
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 1232

                            #14
                            Re: A little cartoon I drew...

                            Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
                            You're very stupid, aren't you?

                            You don't ask,you don't learn.
                            Jeez,ask a simple question!

                            So......IS that a mouth above JC's head then?
                            In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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                            • Rachael Van Helsing
                              HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 5131

                              #15
                              Re: A little cartoon I drew...

                              Seeing as she never answered, I'm guessing that yes, it is a mouth!
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                              Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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