[Virgin93]

Re: a bit late for an introduction

Mrs. Connors, please! Just because she is schmutzig papist hund, doesn't mean she is below Salvation!

I'm sorry, miss Virgin for our member calling you a harlot.

Dear Sir, I am not schmutzig (dirty) and certainly not a hund (dog).

[Nobar King]

Re: a bit late for an introduction

What other kinds of things do you do? Do you have any hobbies? What do Germans eat these days? Do your parents discipline you properly?

[Levi Jones]

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Dear Sir, I am not schmutzig (dirty) and certainly not a hund (dog).

Excuse me. That's what papists are. You may not agree with your flea bitten filthy status, but I'm praying, you can be washed clean in the blood of Jesus.

I have three children myself ages 14-9, so I naturally feel protective of your everlasting soul. I understand you were born into the catholic faith, so I don't hold that against you. I implore you to look into the PS3 for Jesus program, young lady.

My Oldest, Esau, is more or less betrothed to one of Freehold's finest familes. I fear Jake is a bit too young for you, but I understand you Catherlicks have been known to arrange such things.

Tell your father that you will have to convert and I will make an offer based on your pictures.

[Virgin93]

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What other kinds of things do you do? Do you have any hobbies? What do Germans eat these days? Do your parents discipline you properly?

We eat all kinds of meat usually with noodles or potatoes and I enjoy to cook or to bake.
But that are not my only hobbies. I love archery and all kinds of TV and surfing and lurking on the internet.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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We eat all kinds of meat usually with noodles or potatoes and I enjoy to cook or to bake.
But that are not my only hobbies. I love archery and all kinds of TV and surfing and lurking on the internet.

You sound like a bulldyke. Why aren't you reading the Bible and scrubbing kitchen floors?

[Virgin93]

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You sound like a bulldyke. Why aren't you reading the Bible and scrubbing kitchen floors?

Dear Sir, the kitchen has been cleaned up by our Maid and I have read the Bible several times.

[Rev Jeffrey Lebowski]

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Welcome Aryan Sister!
It seems yet another lost Teutonic Mary-Worshiper has found the comforting shores of Landover BC.
Your physical description is quite alluring {in a spiritual sense}.
This leads me to my offer ... to perhaps assist you on a path of redemption from the der Panzer-Papst Kult.

In my minds eye:
I see you draped in a white Landover Baptismal gown, its' gossamer-thin fabric clinging tightly to your buxom Nordic frame of statuesque proportions.
You and I ... slowly .... arm in arm ... descend into the Freehold Pond of eternal life.
You tremble and quake at my strong Reverendly-masculine touch as the cold water slowly perks up the small ..... round ..... nubile points of your upper extremities.
Sharply they jut towards Heavens' gate.
I grasp the hollow of your supple white-skinned waist and lay your willing head backwards.
Your blue eyes gaze pensively at mine as your blonde pigtails slowly descend into the still pond water.
Your Baptismal gown clings tightly, almost transparently, with the lapping water creeping and soaking your every curve and cranny. I feel your tenseness subside
~ I hear you whisper Valkyrian Germanic sighs from your pouting , pink lips, and then I ................


Oh rats!
Hey , I gotta go now. Sister Verna has showed up for our weekly conjugal, and it's been a while. Talk to you later, verloren junge Frau!

Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
Sister Verna Too {she has a canny sense of timing}

[Virgin93]

Re: a bit late for an introduction

Welcome Aryan Sister!
It seems yet another lost Teutonic Mary-Worshiper has found the comforting shores of Landover BC.
Your physical description is quite alluring {in a spiritual sense}.
This leads me to my offer ... to perhaps assist you on a path of redemption from the der Panzer-Papst Kult.

In my minds eye:
I see you draped in a white Landover Baptismal gown, its' gossamer-thin fabric clinging tightly to your buxom Nordic frame of statuesque proportions.
You and I ... slowly .... arm in arm ... descend into the Freehold Pond of eternal life.
You tremble and quake at my strong Reverendly-masculine touch as the cold water slowly perks up the small ..... round ..... nubile points of your upper extremities.
Sharply they jut towards Heavens' gate.
I grasp the hollow of your supple white-skinned waist and lay your willing head backwards.
Your blue eyes gaze pensively at mine as your blonde pigtails slowly descend into the still pond water.
Your Baptismal gown clings tightly, almost transparently, with the lapping water creeping and soaking your every curve and cranny. I feel your tenseness subside
~ I hear you whisper Valkyrian Germanic sighs from your pouting , pink lips, and then I ................


Oh rats!
Hey , I gotta go now. Sister Verna has showed up for our weekly conjugal, and it's been a while. Talk to you later, verloren junge Frau!

Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
Sister Verna Too {she has a canny sense of timing}

I am afraid, Sir, but I guess my chastity belt would get rusty because of all that water, I am so sorry that I can't serve you better.

[Rev Jeffrey Lebowski]

Re: a bit late for an introduction

Originally Posted by Virgin93 I am afraid, Sir, but I guess my chastity belt would get rusty because of all that water, I am so sorry that I can't serve you better.

There may be alternative venues for your spiritual education.
Hummm......
Kein rost mit Bowling !

Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
Sister Verna Too {she's gone to her Mary-Kay meeting, finally}

[Virgin93]

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wow, that is a very nice picture, but isn't that skirt a bit too short?

[Tumpelritter]

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Hello and welcome to this forum.

I pitty you for your catholic and barbarian/bavarian uprising, but remember, Jesus died for you, too. So there is hope for you, if you repent, tithe and study the KJV (or, if your American is to weak, read the Geneva Bible for a starter).

[Virgin93]

Re: a bit late for an introduction

Hello and welcome to this forum.

I pitty you for your catholic and barbarian/bavarian uprising, but remember, Jesus died for you, too. So there is hope for you, if you repent, tithe and study the KJV (or, if your American is to weak, read the Geneva Bible for a starter).

I am working on saving my soul. It is a strange environment where I live, I know, but I was born into it.
Would you believe that I am the only virgin in my class at school?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I am working on saving my soul. It is a strange environment where I live, I know, but I was born into it.
Would you believe that I am the only virgin in my class at school?

You may be the only virgin left in Germany.

[Tumpelritter]

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I am working on saving my soul. It is a strange environment where I live, I know, but I was born into it.
Would you believe that I am the only virgin in my class at school?

This is what happens without an "Abstinence-only" education.

I´m not sure if I can help you, but there are "Abstinence only" lessons available in the internet.

I´m also not sure about this song, as my understanding of the superior American language and culture is limited, but I hope it will help you on your chosen path to salvation:

PS: If you are really the only virgin left in germany (and I think, this might be true, as various explorations in Trier have proven), watch out for the witches who are looking for new virgin victims to sacrifice to satan.

[Virgin93]

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This is what happens without an "Abstinence-only" education.

I´m not sure if I can help you, but there are "Abstinence only" lessons available in the internet.

I´m also not sure about this song, as my understanding of the superior American language and culture is limited, but I hope it will help you on your chosen path to salvation:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPClWkEdES8

PS: If you are really the only virgin left in germany (and I think, this might be true, as various explorations in Trier have proven), watch out for the witches who are looking for new virgin victims to sacrifice to satan.

I am not sure if I am the only Virgin in Germany, I think there may be some girls whose soul is not yet lost. And I am not in danger to loose my virginity because of my chastity belt unless I am still a sinner who is sometimes even thinking about trying to pick the lock. I know I shouldn't but maybe you could give me some advice how I can better withstand the temptations.