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  • Virgin93
    Unsaved teenaged foreigner
     
    • Sep 2009
    • 153

    #16
    Re: a bit late for an introduction

    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    Well you said that you liked archery and The Lord approves:

    Zec:9:14: And the LORD shall be seen over them, and his arrow shall go forth as the lightning: and the LORD GOD shall blow the trumpet, and shall go with whirlwinds of the south.

    You denied you were a witch, but that is EXACTLY what a witch would say.

    You are not married although you are old enough, so I must look what Jesus meant by showing you Landover.

    I think that Jesus is showing us that you have rebelled against your father! You are disobedient because you do not have his permission to post here!

    Proverb:22:15: Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him. (That applies to girl children too.)
    Proverb:26:3: A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back.
    Dear Sir,
    you are wrong if you think I am a witch. Yes, I like archery, I can hit an apple on one's head up to a distance of about 25 yards. I am not married yet, but here the Law says no one under the age of 18 is allowed to marry and anyway, do you really think that is my decision to make?
    Everytime I was disobedient, I got something on my backside and no, I don't have my father's permission, but he didn't say no.

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22888

      #17
      Re: a bit late for an introduction

      Originally posted by Virgin93 View Post
      Dear Sir,
      you are wrong if you think I am a witch.
      You would say that!
      I can hit an apple on one's head up to a distance of about 25 yards.
      Perhaps you think you are William Tell. Only a man can do such things.
      I am not married yet, but here the Law says no one under the age of 18 is allowed to marry and anyway,
      18? That's old!
      do you really think that is my decision to make?
      Of course not, women cannot make decisions! It is your father's decision.
      Everytime I was disobedient, I got something on my backside
      Your father seems a very sensible man
      and no, I don't have my father's permission, but he didn't say no.
      It is simply not good enough! You should do absolutely nothing without his permission. Go and get his permission immediately! If he is not in the house, have you a brother, who may give you temporary permission?

      Now, which church do you attend and which is your favorite Bible verse?
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      • Virgin93
        Unsaved teenaged foreigner
         
        • Sep 2009
        • 153

        #18
        Re: a bit late for an introduction

        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
        You would say that!Perhaps you think you are William Tell. Only a man can do such things. 18? That's old! Of course not, women cannot make decisions! It is your father's decision.Your father seems a very sensible man It is simply not good enough! You should do absolutely nothing without his permission. Go and get his permission immediately! If he is not in the house, have you a brother, who may give you temporary permission?

        Now, which church do you attend and which is your favorite Bible verse?
        Gott der Herr: Wenn ihr mich von ganzem Herzen suchen werdet, so will ich mich von euch finden lassen. Jeremia 29, 13 and 14.
        I don't dare to translate bible verses, sorry.
        I go to our catholic church here.
        I am not William Tell, he used a crossbow, I use a recurve bow which is much more accurate.
        My father cares very much for me and for my three brothers, unless he is much more strict with me than with them. He cared so much that he even afforded my chastity belt. You are right, Sir, I should have asked before and I will do that immediately.

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        • Mildred Connors
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Nov 2009
          • 40

          #19
          Re: a bit late for an introduction

          Originally posted by Virgin93 View Post
          I go to our catholic church here.
          Oh, Lord! Help! It's worse than we suspected!

          The girl is a filthy, Romanist whore!

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          • Virgin93
            Unsaved teenaged foreigner
             
            • Sep 2009
            • 153

            #20
            Re: a bit late for an introduction

            Originally posted by Mildred Connors View Post
            Oh, Lord! Help! It's worse than we suspected!

            The girl is a filthy, Romanist whore!
            That is a bit of a dilemma, Ma'am!
            On the one hand I know that the catholic church is sooo wrong but on the other hand I have to obey to my parents and attend the church.
            What should I do?

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            • Godlovesally
              Unsaved trash, Teenaged lesbian troll
              • Nov 2009
              • 17

              #21
              Re: a bit late for an introduction

              You don't care that they just called you a whore?
              A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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              • Virgin93
                Unsaved teenaged foreigner
                 
                • Sep 2009
                • 153

                #22
                Re: a bit late for an introduction

                Originally posted by Godlovesally View Post
                You don't care that they just called you a whore?
                I really do care about that. But getting angry and calling them names wouldn't help me. And I would never use such a word by myself.

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                • Godlovesally
                  Unsaved trash, Teenaged lesbian troll
                  • Nov 2009
                  • 17

                  #23
                  Re: a bit late for an introduction

                  These men are very quick to judge anyone. It is big of you to take the high road, but for me that language is unacceptable. It's nice to meet you.
                  A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                  • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
                    Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
                     
                    • Jun 2007
                    • 6574

                    #24
                    Re: a bit late for an introduction

                    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                    Die Nahrungsmittelindustrie der USA stellt im Vergleich zu Europa Fleisch unter hohem Einsatz von Hormonen und Arzneimitteln her. So ist es mit dem Milch.
                    I don't know German, so I'll sum it up with a picture: drink milk with bovine growth hormone, get walked down the isle:

                    Now, of course she's going to burn in hell for wearing that dress - I'm just posting this picture to prove a point.
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                    • Virgin93
                      Unsaved teenaged foreigner
                       
                      • Sep 2009
                      • 153

                      #25
                      Re: a bit late for an introduction

                      Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
                      I don't know German, so I'll sum it up with a picture: drink milk with bovine growth hormone, get walked down the isle:

                      Now, of course she's going to burn in hell for wearing that dress - I'm just posting this picture to prove a point.
                      I would never be allowed to even look at such a dress.

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                      • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
                        Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
                         
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 6574

                        #26
                        Re: a bit late for an introduction

                        Originally posted by Virgin93 View Post
                        I would never be allowed to even look at such a dress.
                        Forget the dress, that's not the point. The point is that if unless 1960's WW2 movies are inaccurate (and I have no reason to suspect that they are) Germany is the land of busty milkmaids and wiggling octoberfest wenches. So the fact that you don't have a husband yet is disturbing to me.

                        Are yours lopsided? Maybe snobbish German men are picky about that sort of this, but I know an elegable bachelor who is blind in one eye.
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                        • Virgin93
                          Unsaved teenaged foreigner
                           
                          • Sep 2009
                          • 153

                          #27
                          Re: a bit late for an introduction

                          Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
                          Forget the dress, that's not the point. The point is that if unless 1960's WW2 movies are inaccurate (and I have no reason to suspect that they are) Germany is the land of busty milkmaids and wiggling octoberfest wenches. So the fact that you don't have a husband yet is disturbing to me.

                          Are yours lopsided? Maybe snobbish German men are picky about that sort of this, but I know an elegable bachelor who is blind in one eye.
                          No, mine are quite perfect, on both sides a Cup B, to be honest I am quite cute and if I am not dressed up modestly I am really sexy. German women are not more or less busty than other females.

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                          • Emil Sledge
                            struggling to make sense for Jesus
                            Forum Member
                            • Sep 2009
                            • 257

                            #28
                            Re: a bit late for an introduction

                            Originally posted by Virgin93 View Post
                            No, mine are quite perfect, on both sides a Cup B, to be honest I am quite cute and if I am not dressed up modestly I am really sexy. German women are not more or less busty than other females.
                            We're expected to just believe this without so much as a photo?
                            GOT DEMONS? WE CAN HELP! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT THEM ALONE! JESUS WANTS YOU TO BE RID OF THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL! YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO IT ALONE! LET US HELP YOU RIGHT AWAY!

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                            • Virgin93
                              Unsaved teenaged foreigner
                               
                              • Sep 2009
                              • 153

                              #29
                              Re: a bit late for an introduction

                              Originally posted by Emil Sledge View Post
                              We're expected to just believe this without so much as a photo?
                              I am afraid, Sir, but I would be in big trouble with my father if I send a picture of me.

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                              • Levi Jones
                                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                                 
                                • Jul 2009
                                • 13930

                                #30
                                Re: a bit late for an introduction

                                Originally posted by Mildred Connors View Post
                                Oh, Lord! Help! It's worse than we suspected!

                                The girl is a filthy, Romanist whore!
                                Mrs. Connors, please! Just because she is schmutzig papist hund, doesn't mean she is below Salvation!

                                I'm sorry, miss Virgin for our member calling you a harlot.
                                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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