[Noah Dint]

Re: My Daughter...

Haha, i bet.

Remind me to repent on my deathbed, if someone wants salvation they have but to ask of it and they shall receive it........So see you in heaven.....oh wait doesn't exist damnit....

Oh silly, silly man. You really think it is that easy?

What a pricely thing you gamble with - your soul. I commend you on having a fortitude that I do not have. You are such an amazing individual that you would take your ultimate posession and cast it upon the gambling table! Glory to God! If you win you don't go to Heaven - if you lose you go to Hell.

You must make some very stupid decisions in life. You've already shown that you make stupid decisions afterwards.

I can just see you standing before Jesus now with a smug look on your face saying, "Hahahaha, I got 'cha! I lived in sin my entire life but then I repented at the last moment. You HAVE to let me in now!"

-ND

[EmilyRose]

Re: My Daughter...

I'm an atheist, but would be more then happy to take your daughter off your hands, especially as she's used to spending so much time on her knees, as she would be for me - but not praying i assure you.

LMAO!! Oh dear, you sir have just made my day.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: My Daughter...

Thanks for proving what I've known all along - atheists are sex-obsessed pervert.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: My Daughter...

Haha, i bet.

Remind me to repent on my deathbed, if someone wants salvation they have but to ask of it and they shall receive it........So see you in heaven.....oh wait doesn't exist damnit....

You will see Heaven across the chasm which separates Heaven from Hell.

Do you know what it means to repent?

You must sincerely regret your sins. You must realize that every time you break any one of God's 600+ Laws, even without knowing the Laws, you wound our all-powerful Lord and cause Him unfathomable suffering and agony.

Realizing that He came to Earth in human form and then gave up His temporary human life for three whole days until it was time for Him to resurrect Himself back into that human form before returning to Heaven -- a greater sacrifice I've never seen, particularly astounding given His omnipresence -- and that each time you sin you spit in the face of His ultimate sacrifice, you will never be capable of sin again. You will feel regret, shame, and disgust with yourself at having so abused Him, and the fact that you have caused Him to weep bitter tears of unknowable anguish.

That, my friend, is repentance.

Saying, "Oh, I'm about to die, no more time for sins, sorry God!" is not repentance. That's just one more insult to Him, and will serve only to punch your ticket for the Hell Train.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: My Daughter...

Thanks for proving what I've known all along - atheists are sex-obsessed perverts.

[EmilyRose]

Re: My Daughter...

Thanks for proving what I've known all along - atheists are sex-obsessed perverts.

Your mum taught me well.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: My Daughter...

My, don't tell me you wasted your one post for the next ten minutes to make that silly little joke.

My mother is a Catholic papist who is going to burn in hell for all eternity. As if your lame insults will affect me.

Luke 14: 26If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

[LatterDaySaint1830]

Re: My Daughter...

How is that bible reference relevant to some idiot trying to sell his daughter?
As a matter of fact how is the bible relevant at all to everyday life?
Why don't you explain it to me, you hypocritical piece of shit?

[LatterDaySaint1830]

Re: My Daughter...

You going to explain god boy? Or do I have to fly over to your country and destroy another set of towers?
Praise be to almighty Allah!
You bunch of wankers.

[IrishCatholic]

Re: My Daughter...

i would be honored if i would be able to comunicate with your daughter i can be somewhat of a disciplinarian to make sure she is a good christian i recently started to volenteer in my local church and touth group as i would lik to help spread the message of god

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: My Daughter...

You going to explain god boy? Or do I have to fly over to your country and destroy another set of towers?
Praise be to almighty Allah!
You bunch of wankers.

Blow yourself up on another forum. Your terrorist threats will not be tolerated here towelhead.

[Rev Jeffrey Lebowski]

Re: My Daughter...

inebriated LatterDaySaint1830 blurted You going to explain god boy? Or do I have to fly over to your country and destroy another set of towers?
Praise be to almighty Allah!
You bunch of wankers.

Dear Mohammedan LatterDaySaint1830:
Could you scoot over a little to the right please?
I want to get off a clean hit better view of you.

Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
Sister Verna Too (she wants your turban-towel for a trophy)

[MTR XD5]

Re: My Daughter...

.... Oh my goodness.... This is legitimately disturbing. Is this person really advertising his daughter? Can she not find her own husband, and what is this desperate need for her to be married so quickly. And if she's on her knees a lot ( i assume praying or cleaning since you do not seem to think women and men are equal...) she could try praying for a man, and if she is a really good Christian like you say, this should be answered. Give her some free will... Just like that God person did

[Jacob the Angry Liar]

Re: My Daughter...

.... Oh my goodness.... This is legitimately disturbing. Is this person really advertising his daughter? Can she not find her own husband, and what is this desperate need for her to be married so quickly. And if she's on her knees a lot ( i assume praying or cleaning since you do not seem to think women and men are equal...) she could try praying for a man, and if she is a really good Christian like you say, this should be answered. Give her some free will... Just like that God person did

Women are not smart or mature enough to find a suitable mate themselves. They need direction. It is of utmost importance to ensure that she is not courted by heathensitic men who will lead her astray.

[Noah Dint]

Re: My Daughter...

Women are not smart or mature enough to find a suitable mate themselves. They need direction. It is of utmost importance to ensure that she is not courted by heathensitic men who will lead her astray.

I can answer that.

She's my daughter.

Jacob is correct. Why would I want to spend so many years to raise her correctly and as a True Christian(tm) only to have some heathen get his paws on her? She is now 19 and should have been married many many years ago. She is rapidly approaching spinster age.

So yes, I am in a hurry. She is my eldest daughter and has been a woman for quite some time now. The last thing I want around my house is TWO women.

-ND