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Old 02-05-2010, 01:55 PM
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What is so funny about Rev. Jim Osborne caring deeply about saving Jessica's soul?
i dont think its her soul he wants to care for...
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Old 02-05-2010, 02:28 PM
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i dont think its her soul he wants to care for...
Of course it is! What else could it be?
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Old 02-09-2010, 09:27 PM
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Of course it is! What else could it be?
Sadly I belive they are thinking Jim is a pervert
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Old 02-09-2010, 09:31 PM
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Sadly I belive they are thinking Jim is a pervert
They are idiots. Or they have perverted minds and only think bad things of good people.

Romans 3:12 "They are all gone out of the way, they are together become unprofitable; there is none that doeth good, no, not one."
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They are idiots. Or they have perverted minds and only think bad things of good people.

Romans 3:12 "They are all gone out of the way, they are together become unprofitable; there is none that doeth good, no, not one."
I feel bad for Jim havng to deal with it.
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Old 02-09-2010, 09:45 PM
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I feel bad for Jim havng to deal with it.
No need to. He is a strong True Christian who knows he is on the path to Heaven. He is an example to all of us.

Mark 16:19 "So then after the Lord had spoken unto them, he was received up into heaven, and sat on the right hand of God."
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Well Levi, I may have some work cut out for you. I am in need of a chaffeur, after having let go my faithful negro servant, Jupiter. Can you handle a stretch Escalade? Are you good at cleaning stains out of the waterbed I have in the back? (Sometimes I spill some sauce when I'm eating and the limo hits a bump in the road)



Ah yes, I remember that one especially, Brother Bobby-Joe! She truly came to me as a unsaved harlot for the Devil. She was really hard-work...kept me up all night trying to pound the Bible into her. It was also physically exhausting as well, since the tough conversions try both the spirit and body. The climax of the session was when I drenched her with baptismal water. That was enough for the demons to permanently leave her.

I understand she is coming back for a repeat visit in order not to backslide. If I may say so, I'm very good at helping women who are tempted to backslide. The Love of Jesus can penetrate any closed soul.



Brother James, I can see in young Jessica's eyes that she yearns deeply and passionately for the Lord. You have no idea how badly I want to minister to her right now, but she is 17, but I don't want to get into any legal trouble as my ministry requires an age-of-consent.

I can help this young cowgirl straddle herself into understanding God's Word® and ride herself to eternal Salvation®. She'll be buckin' and yelling "yee-haw" for the Lord!

Are you freakin serious?? I think your referring to doing other things and I am so about to take this site and info straight to the news asap! You better shut this site down asap or you are gonna have some explaining to do! this is just sick! You are an old OLD PERVERT... and you care nothing for these young ladies souls....
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Old 05-20-2010, 06:26 PM
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The sexual innuendos in this thread are absolutely outrageous. I find it extremely hard to believe that you're helping them learn things about the Bible. Especially, with the wording you use, such as; "pounding" "penetrating" "climax" "physically exhausting." And I'm pretty sure nobody is dumb enough to believe that the "stains" in your waterbed are from spilling sauce. I doubt you would have that many stains, there aren't that many bumps in the road that would cause that. Plus, you only want young girls who are the legal age of consensual sex for older men. It's sick, and twisted. You shouldn't be advertising this type of thing. A 4-Star Hotel Suite alone with you? Yeah, I doubt you would need to be alone or in a hotel in order to help bring someone to God. Oh! Not to mention the fact that you ask for possible full-body images of these girls.

Your use of words is poor Rev. If girls are meant to wait until marriage to have any sort of sexual intercourse, then please Sir, explain to me why you are trying to get them to do this with you in a hotel? Maybe you won't admit that these are indeed your intentions but hearing from other people that a girl was screaming "Lord I am coming," just proves what's really going on in that hotel room. Helping someone believe in God whole-heartedly would not be physically exhausting in anyway. You aren't required to do anything physical to get someone to believe in Him.

I am truly appauled at this. If you are going to advertise having sex with people who are eighteen and up, then do it elsewhere so people who are smart don't have to read into your innuendos.

Oh, and one more thing. "You have no idea how badly I want to minister to her right now," yeah, we all know what that means. She won't be "bucking" and yelling "yee-haw" for Him, she'll be bucking and yelling yee-haw for completely different reasons. If no one else sees this, they're blind. Simple as that.

Place your advertising for this type of thing elsewhere.
Please and Thank you.


exactly this is a CUlt!! This is sick stuff!!!!
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LOL... Im a whoremonger the site says ;p!!! Thats cute! weird inbred pieces of crap! Your words mean nothing to me... I know that this is some kind of cult and you are all Brain washed from these old farts who claim to be christian leaders who deserve hell! And promise you, they will see it one day!
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And promise you, they will see it one day!
Are you claiming to be a Christian? What sort of Christian speaks like that?

Give me your Pastor's name. I'm going to give him a call and have a chat about you.
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