The campaign boxes were STOLEN from my home ! ! !

[Mistress Cookie]

Brothers and Sisters............I just noticed this now and CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT HAS HAPPENED!

I just now remembered over afternoon tea that Brother Cranky was leaving his reel-to-reel player on my back porch, so I could listen to that dusty box full of dictation/whatever that old Miss Collins left behind for the new Chairlady of Freehold Elections (me) The PLAYER is there (thank you, Cranky) but the materials are GONE!

Who would do such a thing ? ? Who would WANT them ? ?

The backdoor key is missing from under the stone cupid!

All the boxes I had out that had the election stuff in them are gone. Also, all the notes I didn't enter in my diary!

Cranky, did you see anyone suspicious when you came by the house last night ? ! ? !

I am appalled that something like this would happen in our dear town of Freehold. But even more than that, confused.
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[Mistress Cookie]

Re: The campaign boxes were STOLEN from my home ! ! !

Where is everyone ? ? ? ?

THE PHONE LINE WAS CUT, TOO ! ! !

[Levi Jones]

Re: The campaign boxes were STOLEN from my home ! ! !

Mistress Cookie,

What campaign boxes? I have been overseeing our Messico Arizona ministry. I'm lost.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: The campaign boxes were STOLEN from my home ! ! !

tHANK gOD YOUR THERE!!!!!!!!

I mean THESE

Please read quickly....quickly....I don't even know if someone's still in the house.

Has anyone seen Cranky today???

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The campaign boxes were STOLEN from my home ! ! !

We'll have Ofcr Richards waddle down there and take a look.

Are you sure you didn't just leave them someplace? I know I've seen you driving around town with a cup of coffee on the roof of your car more than once.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: The campaign boxes were STOLEN from my home ! ! !

We'll have Ofcr Richards waddle down there and take a look. Are you sure you didn't just leave them someplace? I know I've seen you driving around town with a cup of coffee on the roof of your car more than once.

Pastor, this is no joke! Someone entered my home and TOOK THE BOXES!

I don't know what to do. Please send Officer Richards.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: The campaign boxes were STOLEN from my home ! ! !

How will we reconstruct what the election process is here if the boxes were TAKEN ? ? ?

I may have some more of the boxes that I put in an old storage place, but I'm sure as heck not mentioning where that is, NOW!

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: The campaign boxes were STOLEN from my home ! ! !

Is anyone out there? ? ?

Where's Cranky ? ? ? They might have got him, too.......

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: The campaign boxes were STOLEN from my home ! ! !

im trying tu typ this very quietly.....i think someones upstairs....i have to slip out the back and get out ofhere pleas look for cranky i dont even want to start mt car in the drive im slipping thu thee woods and try to make it to cherrywd lane

[True Disciple]

Re: The campaign boxes were STOLEN from my home ! ! !

I'm appalled! Could it be they followed Cranky, so they could sneak into your house?

[Halleluyah Rob]

Re: The campaign boxes were STOLEN from my home ! ! !

When something like this happens, I blame Al King.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: The campaign boxes were STOLEN from my home ! ! !

I see Mistress Cookie is offline now, I hope she's okay.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: The campaign boxes were STOLEN from my home ! ! !

Brother Enoch, she is fine. She's probably resting. Do not attempt to contact her! You could wake her up...

[Wide-Open]

Re: The campaign boxes were STOLEN from my home ! ! !

Thank God it's just that lot of old paper. I read champagne boxes at first.

[James Dewitt]

Re: The campaign boxes were STOLEN from my home ! ! !

We have a niggra move to Freehold.
Suddenly we have a rash of pie thefts, peeping tom reports and graffiti spray paintings.The Mayor passes away, in a very suspicious manor. Our church has come under siege from eskimoos form Iceland, and to top it all off Sister Cookies home is broken into and very important documents are stolen. Is it just me ? But I smell a rat and his name is Al( aka Big Dog) King.