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Old 02-10-2010, 01:13 AM
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To be frank however, I think my posting will save more souls.

Just saying.
Son, do you realize who started this thread? It was Pastor Ezekiel Flint, our most senior and Biblically correct Senior Pastor. I do hope you are not implying that you are somehow more adept at soul saving than the Godly Pastor Zeke!
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Old 02-10-2010, 01:22 AM
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Son, do you realize who started this thread? It was Pastor Ezekiel Flint, our most senior and Biblically correct Senior Pastor. I do hope you are not implying that you are somehow more adept at soul saving than the Godly Pastor Zeke!
Good point!

My anger on this issue blinded me to my Christian brothers.

I hope he doesnt mind but I already went ahead and made out a $1,000 tithing in his name.
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These pink ouija boards sound like a most ungodly menace. No doubt, if they're allowed to spread, we'll soon see mobs of demon-possessed little girls running around beating Christians senseless with pink baseball bats!

I just posted this picture in another thread, but it works in this context as well:
Brother, who are they? Proponents of the Gay Agenda?
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Brother, who are they? Proponents of the Gay Agenda?
They're the armed wing of the Log Grabbin' Republicans.
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Brother Temperance, seeing as you're from England, might I enquire which political party you support?
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Wow. Something on this site that I acually agree with. Shocking. The occult is not something to be messed with, and certainly shouldn't be mass-marketed to childern. Spirits amd demons are real. Ouija boards are just a passageway for them to come into this world. It's definetly not something an 8-year-old girl should be playing around with.
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Wow. Something on this site that I acually agree with. Shocking. The occult is not something to be messed with, and certainly shouldn't be mass-marketed to childern. Spirits amd demons are real. Ouija boards are just a passageway for them to come into this world. It's definetly not something an 8-year-old girl should be playing around with.
You are right in that no children should play with things like this, as you need some experience with the Spirit World before you know how to adequately deal with it. We use it sometimes, but not too often, as we don't want to become too much familiarized with unknown spirits.
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