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  • #31
    Re: Satan targets young girls with pink Ouija Board

    Originally posted by Zachary_Hunter View Post
    To be frank however, I think my posting will save more souls.

    Just saying.
    Son, do you realize who started this thread? It was Pastor Ezekiel Flint, our most senior and Biblically correct Senior Pastor. I do hope you are not implying that you are somehow more adept at soul saving than the Godly Pastor Zeke!
    Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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    Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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    • #32
      Re: Satan targets young girls with pink Ouija Board

      Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
      Son, do you realize who started this thread? It was Pastor Ezekiel Flint, our most senior and Biblically correct Senior Pastor. I do hope you are not implying that you are somehow more adept at soul saving than the Godly Pastor Zeke!
      Good point!

      My anger on this issue blinded me to my Christian brothers.

      I hope he doesnt mind but I already went ahead and made out a $1,000 tithing in his name.
      2 Kings 2:23-24 - From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.

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      • #33
        Re: Pink Ouija Boards: New Menace!

        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
        These pink ouija boards sound like a most ungodly menace. No doubt, if they're allowed to spread, we'll soon see mobs of demon-possessed little girls running around beating Christians senseless with pink baseball bats!

        I just posted this picture in another thread, but it works in this context as well:
        Brother, who are they? Proponents of the Gay Agenda?
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • #34
          Re: Pink Ouija Boards: New Menace!

          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
          Brother, who are they? Proponents of the Gay Agenda?
          They're the armed wing of the Log Grabbin' Republicans.
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • #35
            Re: Pink Ouija Boards: New Menace!

            Brother Temperance, seeing as you're from England, might I enquire which political party you support?

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            • #36
              Re: Pink Ouija Boards: New Menace!

              Wow. Something on this site that I acually agree with. Shocking. The occult is not something to be messed with, and certainly shouldn't be mass-marketed to childern. Spirits amd demons are real. Ouija boards are just a passageway for them to come into this world. It's definetly not something an 8-year-old girl should be playing around with.
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              • #37
                Re: Pink Ouija Boards: New Menace!

                Originally posted by Diversity View Post
                Wow. Something on this site that I acually agree with. Shocking. The occult is not something to be messed with, and certainly shouldn't be mass-marketed to childern. Spirits amd demons are real. Ouija boards are just a passageway for them to come into this world. It's definetly not something an 8-year-old girl should be playing around with.
                You are right in that no children should play with things like this, as you need some experience with the Spirit World before you know how to adequately deal with it. We use it sometimes, but not too often, as we don't want to become too much familiarized with unknown spirits.
                An it harm none, do what thou wilt.

                And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.


                Why I'm no longer a Christian: how the Landover Baptist Church ruined my life!

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