[Nobar King]

Re: Greetings

... white magick...

There is no such thing as white magic, and besides, the only people who I know who spell magic in such a way are evil wiccans. Are you sure you're not still a witch?

[Kimmie Jae Walters]

Re: Greetings

There is no such thing as white magic, and besides, the only people who I know who spell magic in such a way are evil wiccans. Are you sure you're not still a witch?

No, no kind sir. Those days are behind me now. I've returned to the fold I spent my youth in.
I say white magick because I practiced spells to help others. I followed the wiccan rede, which forbade harm as anything you do will return to you times 3. I worshiped Mother Earth instead of the Creator of all. That was my error which I have corrected.

Humbly yours....

[Nobar King]

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No, no kind sir.

I'm even more hesitant, now. Whenever people refer to me as 'kind sir' they never have good intentions. For one, I was never knighted by the queen. Second, I'm far from kind. So, you're using this as a way to deflect criticism from yourself.

What is your agenda, little girl?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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We did love to dance around the fire in the woods for the solstice..... I can barely stand to think about it.

Were you nude? Because the Lord hates that, women dancing in the forest nude together, all sweaty and shiny, with the light of the bonfire reflecting off their naked flesh.

So if you did that, you should tell us all about it, so that Jesus can forgive you. Are you sure there weren't any orgies? Because it seems I read somewhere that Wiccers had all sorts of lesbo orgies. And Jesus doesn't care how ashamed you are, He just wants to forgive you.

But He can't forgive you if you don't admit that you had group sex with a bunch of other slutty young witches, all rolling around in the leaves, moaning and screaming and stuff. So just tell us about it, so Jesus can forgive you.

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

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Were you nude? Because the Lord hates that, women dancing in the forest nude together, all sweaty and shiny, with the light of the bonfire reflecting off their naked flesh.

So if you did that, you should tell us all about it, so that Jesus can forgive you. Are you sure there weren't any orgies? Because it seems I read somewhere that Wiccers had all sorts of lesbo orgies. And Jesus doesn't care how ashamed you are, He just wants to forgive you.

But He can't forgive you if you don't admit that you had group sex with a bunch of other slutty young witches, all rolling around in the leaves, moaning and screaming and stuff. So just tell us about it, so Jesus can forgive you.

I've heard of such pagan rites too, and my soul shrivels at the very thought. Quite apart from the redeeming power of confessing your sins, Our Deal Lord Jesus has a special place in His heart for those who, having been mired in the unGodliest of sin yet Redeemed through His Grace, warn others in lurid detail about what demonic temptations to avoid.

[Kimmie Jae Walters]

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I'm even more hesitant, now. Whenever people refer to me as 'kind sir' they never have good intentions. For one, I was never knighted by the queen. Second, I'm far from kind. So, you're using this as a way to deflect criticism from yourself.

What is your agenda, little girl?

So sorry if I've offended you, I was taught to respect my elders. That's all I meant by referring to you in that manner. Actually everything I've ever done has sprung from good intentions. They just didn't all turn out "good," sadly enough. I'll not make that mistake again.

[Kimmie Jae Walters]

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Were you nude? Because the Lord hates that, women dancing in the forest nude together, all sweaty and shiny, with the light of the bonfire reflecting off their naked flesh.

So if you did that, you should tell us all about it, so that Jesus can forgive you. Are you sure there weren't any orgies? Because it seems I read somewhere that Wiccers had all sorts of lesbo orgies. And Jesus doesn't care how ashamed you are, He just wants to forgive you.

But He can't forgive you if you don't admit that you had group sex with a bunch of other slutty young witches, all rolling around in the leaves, moaning and screaming and stuff. So just tell us about it, so Jesus can forgive you.

Oh, I would just be totally humiliated to talk about all that now. You would probably shudder if I would tell you all the perverted, sick things that went on. It's everything you imagine and more. I hang my head in shame and pray over and over for forgiveness and salvation from such hideous situations.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Oh, I would just be totally humiliated to talk about all that now. You would probably shudder if I would tell you all the perverted, sick things that went on. It's everything you imagine and more. I hang my head in shame and pray over and over for forgiveness and salvation from such hideous situations.

Trust me dear, nothing shocks us here. Many of us have our stories of sin and depravity.

Why I myself once attempted to rape a friend and his lovely wife after a night of drinking and the drugs. I thank my lucky stars that my friend had the presence of mind to stab me in the testicles. Jesus was truly looking out for me that night as I didn't bleed to death on the floor of a double wide trailer in Fresno.

So when you're ready, please feel free to unburden yourself about those lesbo orgies. Jesus wants to forgive you!

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

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Why I myself once attempted to rape a friend and his lovely wife after a night of drinking and the drugs. I thank my lucky stars that my friend had the presence of mind to stab me in the testicles. Jesus was truly looking out for me that night as I didn't bleed to death on the floor of a double wide trailer in Fresno.

Surely Jesus was with you that day, Captain, guiding the knife so as to teach you about His love without killing you in the process. He must have had your work as our Pilot mapped out for you that night.

[Kimmie Jae Walters]

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Trust me dear, nothing shocks us here. Many of us have our stories of sin and depravity.

Why I myself once attempted to rape a friend and his lovely wife after a night of drinking and the drugs. I thank my lucky stars that my friend had the presence of mind to stab me in the testicles. Jesus was truly looking out for me that night as I didn't bleed to death on the floor of a double wide trailer in Fresno.

So when you're ready, please feel free to unburden yourself about those lesbo orgies. Jesus wants to forgive you!

OH no, Captain! That is just awful. I can tell you from my past nursing days that the testicles are a very vascular organ and you are very fortunate that you didn't bleed out! And even more so that he apparently used a knife and not the scissors! God was sure looking after you that night.