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    Hello everyone

    My name is Jimmy.
    i used to belong to a presbyterian church but they did not do anything religiously for me and i found this website today and it looks like you have it together.

    My favorite verse is:
    John 14:17 The Spirit of Truth. The world cannot accept him, because it neither sees him nor knows him. But you know him, for he lives with you and will be in you.

    I like this one because it is saying that God will always be with you.
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    Re: Hello everyone

    Hello Jimmy Rob

    Welcome to God's Favorite Forum.

    I certainly like your choice of scripture. I will say however that the only accurate Bible is the KJV1611.

    John 14:17

    Even the Spirit of truth; whom the world cannot receive, because it seeth him not, neither knoweth him: but ye know him; for he dwelleth with you, and shall be in you.


    May I ask; are you married and if so, how many Soldiers for Christ have you brought into the world?

    I am certainly glad you decided to join andn look forward to future interactions with you.

    YIC

    Mrs Phebe Dewitt.




    There's Jesus here,
    Just see what He offers me....
    Down here my sins forgiven,
    Up there a home in heaven
    Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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    • #3
      Re: Hello everyone

      I'm sorry to hear you were ritually abused by Presbyterians. Fortunately you have found God's One True Church(r) and now you can be saved!
      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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      • #4
        Re: Hello everyone

        @Jimmy Rob Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

        Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!
        I Jesus!

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        • #5
          Re: Hello everyone

          Gidday JR.

          And welcome to God's favourite Christian forum.

          2 Chronicles 7:14
          14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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          • #6
            Re: Hello everyone

            Hello Jimmy Rob

            Jesus has sent you to HIS favourite ministry for your spiritual betterment and to get you away from the clutches of "false" Christians

            You will like it here
            2 Samuel 22:31

            As for God, His way is perfect;
            The word of the LORD is proven;
            He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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            • #7
              Re: Hello everyone

              Originally posted by Jimmy Rob View Post
              My name is Jimmy.
              i used to belong to a presbyterian church but they did not do anything religiously for me and i found this website today and it looks like you have it together.

              My favorite verse is:
              John 14:17 The Spirit of Truth. The world cannot accept him, because it neither sees him nor knows him. But you know him, for he lives with you and will be in you.

              I like this one because it is saying that God will always be with you.
              Your name causes me to think that you are hear to mock us. That had better not be the case


              Leviticus 26:27-29

              27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
              28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
              29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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              • #8
                Re: Hello everyone

                Originally posted by Jimmy Rob View Post
                My name is Jimmy.
                i used to belong to a presbyterian church but they did not do anything religiously for me and i found this website today and it looks like you have it together.

                My favorite verse is:
                John 14:17 The Spirit of Truth. The world cannot accept him, because it neither sees him nor knows him. But you know him, for he lives with you and will be in you.

                I like this one because it is saying that God will always be with you.
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                • #9
                  Re: Hello everyone

                  I'm so glad that none of this is false and i can come read all this true religion. It's a welcome change to all the things i see on the news.

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